What do you know of legends?
Ever heard the one about a deranged old pony who almost gets murdered in the middle of desert? The one who gets involved in drug and booze filled misadventures for little to no reason?
Heard the one about the massive city of the future?
Or the wild wind swept landscaped populated by colorful gangs of outlaws and gunslingers who'd kill ya as soon as look at ya?
Or even the things so old they no longer have names?
Well in that case, listen up! I got a story to tell ya.