Unwanted Attention

A play date. A fucking play date! How in the living hell did you get dragged into watching this little pain in the ass. Alright, maybe we should start at the beginning. You are a human. Actually, too far. Lets start with how long you have been in this ponyland. Yeah, thats a pretty good place to start. Anyways, you have been in Equestria for a few years now. You can't really complain much seeing as these ponies are all like girl scouts selling cookies. You ask for something and these ponies will probably give it to you.

But thats how they get you man. It’s like universal healthcare but with favors. Damn communists. Basically where you’re getting at is that even if you haven't taken a favor from someone, anyone can ask you for a favor, because someone else has already done a favor for someone else. Crazy shit right? Like you said, fucking communists. I guess you can't really complain seeing as it's working pretty well for them and it does help you a lot when you aint got shit and need help.

Why are you pissy about it? For the fact that today was your day to pay up. So it was like any other day for you. Checking out a couple of mares walking by as they giggle to themselves and give you teasing glances at their goods. You were kinda the stud around these gals when they needed some.. Stress relief. I guess you can say. At first you weren't gonna fuck no horse, but, a man can only last so long with no sex until even those round flanks start to look plowable. It also helps a little that these mares scream in bed like any other woman.

But you’re getting off topic right now. You were just enjoying the local park when a more than irate looking Filthy Rich comes walking right up to you. You were kinda worried that he somehow found out that you were fucking his wife, but as it turns out his anger was placed towards a baby sitter that had to bail on watching his pumpin. You never said this to his face but his ‘pumpkin’ is a fucking bitch of a child. You know.. One of Those kids. The kind you want to stomp to death..

Anyways, you were the only availible “thing”, as he put it, that could watch her and her friend. You tried to protest but Mr. Rich is, well, filthy rich. So he tossed a few bags of bits your way and you were more than happy to watch his little shit and her friend for a few hours. With that said Filthy quickly gave you a key to his home and told you to wait until his daughter and her friend get there. He assured you he would be back soon.

So there you were, couple hundred bits in one hand and a key to a mansion in the others. You gotta say that dealing with a total bitch might have required more payment. but you were alright. You never know, if it turns out well then maybe this can be a legit gig. You have random jobs and it fucking sucks. You are always looking for a more stable means of profit. Even if that stable means of profit is watching Diamond Tiara.

You don't waste time though as you make your way to Filthy’s home. Now when you first saw Filthy’s place you couldn't believe something so big was in Ponyville. It is in it's own secluded part of the town and the backyard even has a few hundred acres to it's name. I guess you can say the majority owners of ponyville are split between the Apple family and Filthy’s family. Though how Filthy is richer than the Apples has always been beyond your understanding.

You stroll into the place as you have many times before. Alright, maybe not ‘stroll’ but you have been around this place many times before. Lets just say that Filthy’s wife is a filthy whore. Heh.. But she does pay you, so I guess that makes you the whore. Regardless it was pretty cool to get paid to fuck a mare. It's like every mans dream.. Well, those that dream of fucking horses for money. You shake those thoughts away as you make sure everything was ready for Diamonds return. Then again there really wasn't anything to do since Filthy has a maid.

Shit why couldn't he get her ass to watch his kid? Eh, doesn't matter. Basically you just sit and wait until the monster arrives. Which actually didn't take too long. Seeing as you heard someone scream at the top of their lungs.

“Daddy that monster is in our house!”

You look over and see a fearful looking Diamond Tiara and a not so afraid Silver spoon. Silver Spoon knew you very well actually. Basically you spend a ton of time fucking her mom and this has lead to very awkward talking. whether she knows you plow her mom is still unknown to you. The thing is that you aren't surprised that she isn't surprised by your presents. She was a good kid after all. You still can't understand why she hangs out with that fuck up.

“I’m here to watch you for the day.” You inform the frightened filly. You like it when that bitch isn't a bitch.

Her shivering stops. “You?! You’re going to watch me?!” She says with some anger.

“Sadly, yes. I would rather do other things then watch a little inconsiderate brat. So if it's any consolation, I don't want to be here either.”

You see her mouth fall open at the insult as Silver Spoon gets a small grin on her face.

You were hoping that would shut her up but she quickly retorts. “Yeah I bet you want to be over with Silver Spoons mom!” She made it sound like she was making fun of you.

Wow.. Did she not just realise that she insulted her friend like that and not me? You look over to see Silver Spoon looking to the ground with embarrassment.

You just shake your head. “Seriously. Do you even think before you speak?” You ask her.

“I-I think!” She looks appalled.

You just facepalm. “Yeah, whatever. How about you and Spoons go play in your room or something. Try not to make my stay here anymore unbearable.”

“Fine!” Is all she says as she stomps off to her room.

You look over to see Silver Spoon is still there. “S-Sorry for how Diamond is acting.”

“You shouldn't be sorry for her mistakes.” You inform her. “Go on and play.” You say with a smile.

She gives a small smile as she joins Diamond Tiara. You just let out a sigh as you pick up a nearby paper and start reading. It was just full of stupid stuff. Mostly how Twilight fucked more shit up, both in a good and bad way. Yet another desperate add from Quills and sofas on how they are having another sale. You can't believe someone would be dumb enough to make a store that specialized in two things.. If it was just quills then maybe that would be fine, but sofas too? Those are two different things!

So your reading goes on for a good while and everything is quiet as can be. It didn't take too long until Silver Spoon said her goodbyes and left back to her own home. Diamond Tiara was standing in front of you just giving a stink eye.

“Can I help you?” You ask.

“I’m hungry!” She says.

“Really?” You go back to reading the random book you found

“Well?!” She yells.

“Well what?” You ask.

“Aren't you going to make me something?” She asks.

“I was paid to watch you, not feed you.” You say in a smart ass tone.

“Y-You can't just not feed me!” She replies.

“Guess we will have to bring that up with your father when he comes back.” You say going back to reading.

She walks closer and slaps the book from your hand.

“Don't ignore me! I need food!”

You were getting a little annoyed now. “Did the thought of making it yourself ever cross that peanut in your head that you call a brain?”

You see her get entirely red faces as she lets out a shrill scream.

“Ugh! Y-You are, are a stupid” She pauses trying her hardest to think. “Monkey!”

You roll your eyes. “Wow, I never heard that one.”

“Feed me!” She screams.

“Or what?” You ask.

“O-or I’ll.. I’ll tell my dad!”

“What is he going to do?” You challenge.

“H-He will..” She looks away thinking.

“He isn't going to do jack shit.” You tell her. “He can't do anything to me, I got the princess’ on my side. If anything I can have your dad on the street selling meat!” You shoot back. You see her shrink back at that. “You know if you weren't such a bitch and asked -nicely- I would feed you.” You say as you pick up the book she smacked away and go back to reading.

You don't get a sound from her as you read. You lower the book slightly and see that her eyes are glued to the floor as they start to gloss a little. You groan on the inside at that. Maybe you were a little too hard on the kid, hell it's not like it's her fault she is a brat. That’s just bad parenting.

“Jesus christ.” You say getting up out of your seat. “Hurry up and follow.” You order her as you walk off to the kitchen.

Once you enter you go over to the fridge and pull out something simple. Peanut butter and jelly, classic. You quickly slap together a sandwich for yourself before you notice Diamond Tiara taking a seat at the table. You’re about to make one for her when you notice she whispered something.

“What was that?” You ask.

“N-No peanut butter.... Please.” She strains on the last word.

You smile at that slightly as you make her a double jelly sandwich. You use to like it as double jelly as a kid. You quickly make what she asked for and set it onto the table as well as a glass of milk. She doesn't waste time as she eats her food. The silence between the two of your is very thick. You can't help but feel bad still for snapping at her. Again, it isn't her fault she is the way she is.

“Listen, kid.” You pause as you catch her attention. “Sorry I said that shit to you earlier. Just been having an off day you know?”

You see her face turn to a grimace. “Were you telling the truth? You know, about knowing the princess?”

You chuckle. “Yeah, I know that sun butt.” You see her eyes go wide slightly. “Also that bit about getting her to put your dad on the street, yeah, that was bullshit. I think she’s too nice to do that. Even if I asked.” You confirm her thoughts though. “Yes we are good friends if thats what you’re asking. Know Luna as well. She’s pretty cool when you get past the old english speak.”

“Who else do you know?” Diamond interested in me? Well aint that some shit..

“Pretty much everyone. You name them and I probably met them at some time.” You hold your hands out. “Don't get me wrong. Not all of them became my friends. In fact a lot of them hate me. But I made sure that the ones that hate me aren't as important as the ones that like me.” You admit with a grin.

She seems to scoot closer to the table now. “Who hates you?”

You rub your chin. “Pretty sure Fancy Pant’s wife. What's her face again?”

“You mean Fleur?”

You nod. “Yeah that mare.” You then look around as if checking to see if anyone was around. You knew they weren't but it was a habit. “Wanna know why she hates me?” Diamond nods. “She wanted to pay me to give her a good time.” You see her go into a full blown blush. “Fancy Pants is my homie though. I wasn't going to slam his lady like I do so many other mares.”

“T-those weren't just rumors?” She asks with a red face.

You then pause as you look at Diamond. Slowly you register what you just said to this kid.

“Oh fuck me...” You say under your breath. You then lock eyes with her. “You did not hear that from me. Understand?” You threaten slightly.

“No! I-It's alright! N-no pony ever talks to me like a big pony.” She admits quickly. “I’m more mature than I look.” She says.

“Still, that isn't something I should be telling you kid. Stallions at the bar, sure. You though, you need to focus on school. Hell if I had done that then maybe I wouldn't have ended up here.” You shrug. “Thems the breaks though kid. Gotta keep living and adapt.”

“So if you know all these important ponies, then why do you live in that small shack?” Diamond asks.

You then raise an eyebrow at her. “Cause I don't take charity kid. I work for what I got.”

You look down to see that she had finished her meal. You take her plate for her and set it in the sink. “Go on and do something kid, your dad should be home soon.” You say as she gives a nod and walks off to do whatever.

(Nighttime)

“Where the fuck is this cock sucking mother fucker?!” You say harshly under your breath. “Fucking prick says he will be back soon, god damn piece of shit still isn't here!” You pace angrily around the living room waiting for this POS. It was closing in on midnight and he still hasn't even returned! You hear a knock at that door. “About fucking time.” You mutter under your breath.

You open the door to reveal a derpy pony that you know so well. Also know as Derpy.

“Derpy, what’re you doing here?” You ask confused.

“Oh, hello!” She says cheerfully. Then just sits there looking at you.

“Derpy.”

“Yes?” She asks.

“What are you doing here?” You love the mare but she is rather forgetful at times.

“Oh!” She turns around and digs into her mail bag. “We got an emergency delivery.”

She hands a envelop over to you. You look to see that it was even addressed to your name.

“How the hell?” You ask but quickly open the letter and read it over. “Oh please, you gotta be fucking kidding me.” You say under your breath.

“Something wrong?” Derpy asks, still having not left.

“Filthy fucking Rich and his bullshit whorse of a wife wants me to watch their brat for an entire weekend because of a-” You pause as you find the part in the letter “Sudden spark that came back into their marriage!” You scream.

“W-Well thats a good thing right? If ponies are married then they should be happy.” Derpy says.

You shake your head as you pat her on the head. “Poor, poor, sweet little Derpy. I don't care if ponies are happy if their happiness affects my happiness.”

“Why would it affect you?”

“Because watching their kid while they fuck the weekend away isn't my idea of happiness.” You then look at her with a smirk. “I would rather be fucking you over that weekend.” She goes completely red as she tries to form a response to that. You chuckle at her again as you pat her head. “Just joking Derpy. You’re too cute to sex.”

Derpy lets out a snort of frustration as she storms away. You lean out the doorway and shout.

“Hey, if you really do wanna fuck then just tell me!”

You see Mayor Mare stick her head out of her homes window.

“Will you keep it down! Some ponies are trying to sleep!”

“You weren't too concerned about your volume last night Ms. Mare!” You shout back.

All that gets you is another snort and a window slam. Well, that made you feel slightly better but you still had the problem of watching over this kid now that Filthy Rich was fucking you over. Kinda funny, you never thought of it happening the other way around. You shut the door and turn around to see Diamond Tiara looking at you sleepily in her pajamas.

“Wheres dad?” She asks.

Wow, she is actually rather cute when she is sleepy. Well, time for that to end.

“Sorry kid, your dad ain't comin home till monday or so.”

You see her eyes go wide as you prepare for the yell.

“What?!”

You shrug. “Tough shit kid. How about this though. You invite Silver Spoon for some kind of sleep over.” You offer.

That seemed to shut her up well enough. “Very well.” she says as she walks off into her room.

You let out a sigh as you crash onto the couch. “God I hate these ponies sometimes.”

The following morning you feel something poking you on the side. You swat it away a couple times but each time it comes back pressing harder than before. Your eyes snap open as you look down to see Diamond Tiara is there.

“For the love of god I swear this better be important.” You warn still groggy from your lack of sleep.

“You need to walk me to Silver Spoons house.” She says.

“Why?”

“I can't walk that entire way by myself. What if I get foalnapped?!”

You roll your eyes. “Believe me. Ponies would pay to -not- foalnap you.”

Her face contorts to a pout. “Well I still need an adult to tell her mom that the sleepover is ok.”

You let out a loud groan. “Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph.. Fine!”

You roll off the couch unceremoniously. Quickly brush yourself off and walk out the door with Tiara in tow. It doesn't take too long to get to where Silver Spoon lives. In fact you knew how to get there without even thinking. Silver’s mother was your best customer. You walk up to her door and have to stop yourself from walking inside. You place a few knocks and wait.

Silver Spoon answers the door.

Without even pausing she turns deeper into the house. “Mom, it's for you.”

Soon her mother comes into view and looks to you with surprise.

“Oh! I wasn't expecting you till tuesday.” Her face drops to a more sultry one. “Then again, I’m not complaining.”

Now perhaps I should explain some things. I’m your conscious by the way. I like to talk at random times to give a little clarity to situations. Anyways. All the other mares around town are good looking in their own way, but Silver Spoons mother was what you would define as beautiful. She is probably the only pony that you actually love to stare at because she is so perfect.

Perhaps I’m being too vague. Let me explain. Her mane is long and flowing like Fluttershy’s, yet it has a more human color, chocolate. Something you noticed was standard to the Spoon family is her coat, a silverish charcoal; Slightly darker than her daughters. Those curves though, oh man does she have a well kept figure and yet still has a flank you can grab a hold of.

Though the first thing you noticed about her was her eyes. They are a deep purple. Something you feel you can get lost into because they are so mesmerizing. She is probably the only pony you still get flustered around to be honest. If you wanted a marefriend in the future. This would probably be your first pick. Her husband has been dead for awhile so it is cool.

You shake those thoughts away.

“Uh, actually Ms. Spoon. I'm here to see if Silver can have a sleepover with Diamond Tiara.”

Now that actually caught her by surprise.

“Really? Why did Filthy send you to tell me?”

You chuckle at that. “Funny story. I got wrangled into baby sitting Diamond Tiara for a few hours. Bu-

“I'm not a baby!” Diamond interrupts.

You ignore her and continue. “t then Filthy sent a message to me stating that some things came up and I would be watching her for longer.”

She calms down some. “Oh. Well I guess that is fine. Silver sweetheart!” Silver Spoon enter the room again. “Hon how would you like to spend the night with Diamond?”

“Sure!” She says happily.

Her mother smiles at her. “Well, it is still an early morning. How about you and Diamond go play at the park for a bit?” She then looks to me with a devilish grin. “My friend and I have some things to discuss.”

Silver Spoon rolls her eyes. “Fine.”

With that does she and Diamond Tiara run off to the park. You look back and lock eyes with Ms. Spoon.

“Get in here.” She demands.

You can't help but smile. “Yes m’am.”

A few hours later and more than a few good aches and pains. You stagger out of Ms. Spoons home with a smile on both of your faces.

“See you again.” She says with a grin as you wave her goodbye.

You compose yourself and make sure that you’re good for walking. As you walk down the street towards the park you can't help but catch the blushes from the other mares. Lets just say that the smell of sex is more pronounced to these equines. Their noses can smell the stuff from a mile away and while you did want to take a quick shower, you wanted to be sure those two kids were alright.

Soon you get to the park and are looking over the area to see a small gathering of foals.

“Am too!”

You hear a shout coming from within.

“Are not!”

Comes a voice you recognize as Diamond Tiara’s. You shake your head in frustration as you walk over to the crowd.

“Alright, what's going on here?” You ask aloud.

Diamond Tiara looks up to you with a smug smile.

“Why hello there. Here to take me home?”

“Not now, I just wanted to make sure you’re staying out of trouble.” You assure her. “Then again it seems you found some trouble easily enough.”

She lets out a huff. “Well it's not my fault these babies can't stand to reason.”

“We know you’re lying!”

You look over and see Sweetie Belle and the rest of the crusaders giving a death glare to Diamond.

“Well it's true. My daddy paid our human friend here to spend the night with me.” Diamond Tiara says with a grin.

You don't like the way she said that.

“Your father paid me to watch over you.” You correct.

“See!” Scootaloo came in. “We knew you were lying!”

You then look to Diamond with a raised brow.

“Lying about what?” You ask.

She looks shifty eyed around.

“N-Nothing!” She quickly says.

“Ya didn't make it seem like nuthin when ya were braggin about ur daddy payin ‘i'm for ruttin’ services.” Applebloom spits back with her own smug grin.

You look to Diamond surprised.

“Really?!” You were outraged. “You thought it would be a good idea to.. You.. You kids aren't even suppose to be talking about things like that! What I do is my business, Got it!” You scream at the crowd.

They all pin their ears back and give slow nods.

You compose yourself as you look down to Diamond. “You and Spoons get to your house right now before I completely lose my shit in a public place.” They take the warning seriously for once as they both quickly run off towards her home. You then look back to the gathering of foals. “The fuck y’all lookin at? Go, play or something.”

You wave the foals off and slowly follow after those two. God damn that kid is retarded or something.

You walk into Filthy’s home and slam the door shut. You were still fuming after such an embarrassing thing to go through. You just walk over and fall onto their couch without a word, having not seen Diamond and Spoons hiding in the corner.

“What made you think such a thing.” You say exhausted. They remained silent. “I mean, I knew what I did wasn't really a secret.. But you kids all know about it too? I mean Jesus Christ I do still have some standards!”

“S-Sorry.” Spoons says.

You sit up and look at her. “Did you start it?” She shook her head. “Then why are you apologizing?”

“I don't know.”

You rub your face. “If anyone should be sorry it should be Diamond.” You look to her. “Well?”

“I-I was just messing with them..” She admits.

“Why are you such a bitch Diamond.” You say almost hopelessly. “I mean you got a kickass house. Anything you could ever ask for and yet you still act like a prick to other kids.”

You see her eyes start to well up as she mumbles something.

“Speak up!” You shout.

“I-I just..” She looks away.

You let out a sigh. “What’s the use. I ain't your daddy and sure as hell don't care.” You fall back into the couch and look to the ceiling. “Just, go play in your room or something.”

They both walked up to their rooms without a single peep. Honestly you weren't even sure why you were so mad right now. Maybe it was the thought of messing with young ponies. Maybe it was the thought that she said her father paid you for it. You knew that wasn't true but the thought rubbed you the wrong way. You decide that maybe a quick shower would clear your head some.

You were fully clothed and just sitting back on the couch. You were lost in thought and didn't even notice a small pony hopping onto the couch next to you.

“D-Diamond really is sorry.”

You roll your head to the side and see Silver Spoon sitting next to you as she just twiddles her hooves.

You let out a sigh. “I know she is.” You admit. “That still doesn't make it right.”

She nods slowly. “I know.”

“What is her problem anyways? I would’ve killed to be in her position when I was a kid.” You say aloud.

Silver shifts uncomfortably. “Well, her parents don't really pay her much attention. If anything they just yell a lot at each other.”

You nod your head at that. You knew that her parents were having a falling out, in fact thats how you came to be hired by Diamonds mother. They haven't been seeing eye to eye and she needed a way to get back at him. Plus she heard all of the stories around town on how you could make these mares cum like it was nothing special.

Though to be honest you never really gave it much thought on how their bad relationship would affect their kid. Then again now that you think about it is does make a level of sense. She acts out to get attention, tries to make everything in her life seem better because it really isn't. Now you feel bad and that won't do. You make it a rule to not treat the young ones so badly and yet, here you were, putting down a kid that was only acting bad because of something she couldn't control.

You rub your face in frustration. “God dammit.” You then look at Silver. “Alright I get it.. But why did she have to say that stuff at the park to those other kids?”

You see her blush at that as she looks up to you then quickly away.

“W-Well...”

Now you were curious.

“Well?” You press.

“S-She may have heard.. Um.. Stories about you..”

I felt my face grow a little red from that.

“From around town?” You ask.

She shakes her head. “N-No.. from.. me.”

You can't help but feel stuck as that left her mouth.

“Oh god, please don't tell me you.. you were around when..” You can't finish that sentence.

She nods slowly. “I.. may have walked in by accident once.”

Her face was only growing more red and yours wasn't faring as well.

You slam your face into your hands. “Oh god..”

You can't believe that Silver has actually seen you screwing her mother. I mean that is like every parents worst nightmare. While you weren't her father by any means, it is still embarrassing. Then something hits you like a ton of bricks.

You then go back to facing Silver. “You told her stories... What kinds of stories?”

Her mouth starts to move up and down but no sounds was coming out.

“I-it..wa..I..” It seems she was heading to a breakdown.

You take a calm and steady breath. “Silver, just, tell me. I promise I won't lose my shit.”

She nods her head slowly as she fiddles with her glasses.

“I.. Um.. May have told her some things I saw.. As well a few dreams I had.” If her face was any redder you would believe she were one of Big Mac’s kids.

You let out a groan. “Dreams?” You ask in disbelief. She nods her head slowly. “Was I at least good?” You feel leave your mouth before you could register it.

“V-Very.” She stutters out.

You kinda just look to the sealing unsure how to respond to this.

“So Diamond heard these stories and thought what exactly?” You decide to just pass this embarrassing moment.

“Well..” She looks away unsure. “I’m not too sure what she was thinking to be honest. She hasn't been acting like herself lately. She’s been more touchy and complains about some aches she has.”

“Aches? Is she sick?”

You don't want her to be sick on your watch, who knows what Filthy would think.

“Well. I don't think so. The main reason I kinda came down here anyways is because she said she wanted a glass of water. She was burning up pretty hot too.”

You let out a groan. “I really hope she isn't getting sick.”

You just remain in your seat as you rub your hands against your face as you face the ceiling. Hearing all this is just too much for you to be honest. Kids liking you, having dreams about you. While that thought doesn't sound too farfetched it is rather weird to hear one admit it to you directly. You then return to the original topic. Diamond was probably sick right now and you needed to take care of her. As much as you would like to let her suffer, she is still a kid that needs help.

You know you hate it everytime it happens but you need to apologise to her for the way you’ve been acting and see if she caught the flu or something.

“Well, I guess I’ll see what is wrong.”

You get up as Silver Spoon follows you as you go up to Diamonds room. You throw the door open.

“Hey Diamond I just...wanted......to......se-”

You feel your words die out as you look to this filly. One her back, in bed with a hoof between her legs. You were positive from the smell in the air she wasn't just scratching an itch. Well, the normal kind of itch anyway. She froze as soon as she heard your voice and looks up to you with total shock. You can see her trying to say something but nothing comes out. You were pretty much in the same position.

You couldn't help but sit there dumbstruck that you had walked in on this filly masturbating. It all didn't add up in your head. Spoons told you a few moments ago she thought that she was sick? You weren't even aware that fillies did this kind of stuff. Then again, she did have her cutie mark already. Did that means she was matured more?

While this was running in your head you noticed that your more primal senses had taken over while the more logical point was buried under many questions.

“Need a hand?”

You feel leave your mouth almost automatically. A line you have said many times to other mares to break the ice in pretty much the same situation. As you soon realise what you just said you slap a hand to your mouth. You can see that she had a full blown blush on her face as she gives a small nod. You look down and see Spoons is looking up at you in shock and fully red faced.

“I-uh.. That kinda slipped out.” You say trying to look everywhere but this filly on her rather lavish bed.

“P-please.” You hear Diamond plead from her spot on the bed.

“D-Diamond. No, just no. I-I came here to say I’m sorry.” You try to ignore the awkward situation. “Sorry for how I’ve been acting towards you lately. Also to see if you were sick but.. Well, I think that might not be the case anymore.”

You hear her panting harder. “Y-You h-ave to help me.” You look over and see she is actually cringing in pain. “I-It h-hurts.”

You feel a piece of lead fall in your stomach. The smell in the air. Now you know why it smells all too familiar.

“Oh god.. Diamond.. Don't tell me..” You look at her concerned. “This isn't your first heat, right?”

She cringes some more as she gives a slow nod.

You have been with some mares in heat before. Hell you were the go to human when it came to that kinda “relief”. So you know how bad and how intolerable it can be for the mare. If diamond was really having her first heat, this was going to be rough for her.

“I-I can't help you like that Diamond.”

She looked like she was on the verge of tears. “P-Please.. I-I promise I will be good.. It jus-st hurts so b-b-bad.”

You really didn't know what to do. You knew there was only one way to help her and you weren't really sure if she was at that age of consent yet. As far as you knew she was still a filly, even with her cutie mark that doesn't make her an adult. You just see her squirming on the bed as she looks to you with some tears falling. That really pulls at your heart.. Fuckin’ a..

You let out a sigh. “I’m going to burn for this. Spoons. Out.” You practically command.

“Wait!”

You look down at Silver.

“C-Can I watch?”

Now that feeling of dread becomes ungodly in strength as you just look down to this filly in disbelief.

“You can't be serious?” You asks.

“I-I...” She looks away.

You shake you head. “Like it matters. You know what I’m about to do anyways.” You then look to her and then quickly cast a glance at Diamond. “You two understand that you ain't never going to talk about this shit for as long as you live, right? Anyone asks and you two deny it. I don't care if you want to make other jealous. You keep this shit to yourselves. Understand?” You warn with no sympathy.

Spoons nods as you look over to Diamond. She was still in pain but quickly nods.

“Spoons. Go and make sure this place is on lockdown. Every window, door, I don't care. If it has a lock, lock it. Last thing I need is Pinkie Pie popping out of the freezer.”

She quickly gives a nod as she runs out. You slowly walk over to Diamond and take a seat next to her on the bed. You look her in the eyes.

“You are never to speak of this. I want you to truly understand that this shit is serious. You either keep this a secret or I lock you in this room to suffer through your heat.”

She shivers at the cold gaze you give her but this time slowly nods in full understanding. You let out a sigh as you see Silver return, slamming the door to Diamonds room and locks it. She turns around panting for having sprinted all over this mansion.

“I can't believe this is happening.” You mutter as you look at diamond again.

You slowly lean towards her and see she is frozen solid.

“Seriously kid, relax or else this shit will feel even weirder than it does right now for me.” You say trying to calm her.

“W-What are you doing?” She asks.

“Simple. I’m going to kiss you.”

“W-Why?”

“Because thats how we start this. We kiss each other, do some foreplay, then we can take things slower. Little secret, mares like to feel like their being loved when I have sex with them. So I treat them like their the world.” You reply.

“So you don't love any of them?”

You shake you head. “No.”

“What about me?”

“Honestly. We don't know each other. What we're about to do is not love, it is simple sex. I’m going to help you feel better during your heat. Don't get confused about that. I don't want you growing up with fucked up ideas like that. What we're about to do is just sex but, that doesn't mean I’m not going to treat you right.”

She gives a slow nod at your explaination. It’s true. Though this may just be sex you weren't going to treat her like some whore. This was the main reason why you have won over so many mares in this place. Most of the stallion rut, you give the illusion of making love. You make it clear you don't want to have a relationship but they also know that you aren't going to leave them in the cold. Call it a slight weakness but you like to think of yourself as a gentleman.

You see she is calmer looking now as you slowly lean in and gently press your lips against hers. You can feel her freeze up some at the contact. You can't help but smile a little at her current behavior. She is always so boastful and yet when she is put into a situation she doesn't have any experience at she is just a scared little filly. You gently push into her more as she does the same. You make sure to be extra gentle with her.

Slowly you run your hands up and over her chest and then slowly down her back. Ever little motion sends a shiver down her spine. Unicorns have sensitive horns, Pegasi have wings. Earth ponies just loved to be touched. Any touch and it was bliss to them. Hot spots are their ears. Something you take account of as you break your simple kiss from her to nibble gently at her ear. Another shudder is your reward.

You can't help but look at Silver at the corner of your eye. You can see her face was full blown red and she was panting some. Honestly you have never had another pony watching the action before. You silently curse the surge of adrenaline that is coursing through your veins right now. The excitement was slowly making you turned on to a point you have never felt before. Such simple acts are now dangerous and yet so addicting.

You return your attention to Diamond. You give her a gentle kiss to her forehead as you use a free hand to remove her tiara. Making sure to set it on her stand next to the bed. You then trail your kiss from her forehead and down back to her lips. This time you can feel her push into you without your help. You smile again as you decide to step it up a notch. You gently push your tongue out and run them against her lips. You hear a small squeak of surprise from her.

That doesn't last long though as she hesitantly opens her mouth. You enter in and start your search for her tongue. It wasn't hard to find as she tries to copy your movements. You soon push and wrap your tongue against hers as she lets out a low moan. You can't help but relish in this fillies flavor. You have tasted many mares but she tastes the sweetest for some reason.

Though you want to stay like this forever you knew she couldn't last long so you pull away as she looks to you with lidded eyes. Panting away from her first serious kiss.

“How’re you doing?” You ask gently.

“F-Fine.” She pants out.

“Ready to move on?” She nods eagerly. “Just keep relaxed.” You instruct her.

She nods her head as you kiss her lips once more before you once again start to trail small kiss down from her lips, to her chin, her chest. Ever kiss sends an uncontrollable shiver through her as you slowly start to near the prize. With one last kiss to her stomach do you pull back and look at her marehood. It definitely was smaller than an average mares and looked impossibly tight. Though that could mostly be from her heat, seeing as it looked rather puffy..

Though that wasn't on your mind right now. You needed to focus at the task at hand. You lean in and give a long lick on the inner part of her thigh. You hear another moan escape her as you continue to tease her some. Just licking around her swollen marehood but never touching it. One you’re sure she has had enough do you give one long lick to her private, making sure to spread her lips as you trail up to her button.

The reaction is immediate and like music to your ears. She lets out a small gasp and bucks her hips. You don't let her recover though as you decide to go full force on her. You dive in with your tongue and lick every part of her with a furious pace. Her small gasp has turn into a full blown scream as she uses her forehooves to try and push you into her more.

You smile internally as you start to get into the groove. Making sure to suck on her button for a few seconds before you return to licking her. She was panting pretty hard and couldn't stop her uncontrollable moans.

“I-I.. I- t-thin” You hear her trying to talk.

She doesn get to finish though as you bring her to her breaking point. She pulls your head into her pussy as you feel her walls clamped shut and a rush of liquid spill into the back of your throat. It was rather rude to leave such a mess. So you swallow and lap ever bit of her that you could manage. Soon her orgasm dies out as she falls onto the bed exhausted.

You get up and wipe some of the fluid from your chin. “So how was it?”

“I-it was, great.” She says panting a storm.

“You ready for more?” You ask hesitantly.

She shakes her head. “I need a-a breather.” You then see her eyes travel to something behind you. “C-can you help my friend?”

You look over your shoulder and see that Silver has a hoof between her legs and was panting a storm as well. You were surprised by this and not really sure how to think of this request. Though the piece of steel in your pants obviously had no problems with this.

“I-um..” you weren't sure how to respond. Then again what do you have to lose? “What the hell.” You walk over to Silver as she look up to you shocked. “You want in?” You ask her seriously.

She nods her head slowly in disbelief for a moment before you sit on the ground in front of her. You were about to gently lie her down but were surprised when she pulls away from you.

“Is something wrong?” You ask.

“I-I want to do something.” She says not looking at you.

“What would that be exactly?”

“C-Can you t-take your pants o-off?” She looks at you for a second before turning away.

You weren't sure what she was getting at but you nod.

“Alright.”

Slowly you unbuckle your pants and pull them off quickly. Your manhood standing at full attention. The filly now looking straight at it with wide eyes. You have had a lot of mares look at your manhood before but goddamn did it feel awkward as hell when a filly does it. You notice that she is slowly scooting closer to you. You actually freeze up a bit as you see her start to lean closer to the head.

“Silver?” You ask uneasy.

She doesn't say anything as you opens her mouth and takes the tip of your head in. You actually have to stifle a moan as this happens. She slowly licks your head as she trails down your length briefly before she returns to the head. Take more in with each bob you can't believe how well she is doing and by god was it fucking good. You see her slowly start to lie down on your left thigh as she angles your cock to remain in her mouth.

She gently sucks on the head as you see she uses her new position to trail one of her hooves between her legs as she slowly starts to masturbate again. You can't help but feel some precum escape you at this sight. She is just lying there with her eyes closed, sucking your cock and working herself over. You can't believe how much you're enjoying this to be honest.

But you slowly feel her start to pick up the pace as she takes a little more of you deeper and sucks a little harder. You can feel yourself getting close to the end soon. Her little moans send a shiver up your spin as the smell of her arousal fills the air. You couldn't hold off any more as you bust your load into her mouth. She shows little surprise as she just continues to suck on your head until your were dry. She rubs a few more times before she gives a loud moan and shudders in place.

When she is done does she let go of your cock. You both panting a storm as she just looks at you with a tired smile.

“T-That was what I always dreamed.” She admits with a blush.

You can't help but feel yourself slowly stand at attention again.

“Don't worry, this dream isn't over yet.” You say as you pick her up and walk over to the bed. You look to Diamond. “You good to go?” She nods her head. “Good. We’re going to try something a little different.”

“What do you mean?” She asks.

You gently set Silver on top of Diamond so they were facing each other.

“I’m going to service you both at the same time.” You inform her.

They both look to you and then each other with a massive blush.

“W-While we’re so close together?” Silver asks.

You nod. “Don't worry. It makes it easier.”

“Alright.” Diamond relents.

You climb onto her bed behind them as you look to both of their little cunts. You honestly are still in disbelief that this was even happening. Though even your lack of belief wasn't going to stop you know. You were as hard as steel and threw your morality out the window. You were going to enjoy this little romp. You guide you cock to Diamonds marehood and just rub your head against her soft lips. You hear her gasp some as you continue up and make contact with Silvers next.

You’re loving their little reactions as you continue to tease them some.

“Put it in!” You hear Diamond say with frustration.

You stop. “What do we say when we ask for something?”

She looks to you with a panicked expression. Like she is desperate to think of the answer.

“P-please?”

“Well, since you asked so nicely.”

You grin as you slowly start to push into her. Her eyes light up in surprise as you slide into her. Weird how the heat is actually making her looser rather than tighter. Usually for mares it makes them really tight but for Diamond you just feel yourself sink in deep. Even so much as to break past her hymen without so much as a bit of resistance.

You look down a little concerned but is seems she didn't even notice. You just shrug as you gently pull out of her and hear the little moan escape her. You don't make her wait any longer as you thrust hard into her. She lets out a small cry as she clenches her eyes shut. You slowly start to build your pace. Though it seems that she is only getting louder with every thrust she takes.

“Silver, keep her quiet. This place isn't soundproof.” You warn.

“H-How?” She asks unsure.

“Kiss her.”

She looks to you wide eyes and then back to Diamond. They both look to each other hesitantly but slowly she leans her head down and makes contact with her lips. You feel your cock twitch as they slowly start to kiss each other. Diamond actually showing Silver the ropes as you work her over. Every moan and scream is muffled from the two fillies as they make out.

“Jesus Christ.”

You mutter under your breath as you feel Diamond walls slowly starting to tremble. She was getting close. You keep working her harder. Using a free hand to gently massage Silvers slowly moistening bits. You can see her eyeing you out of the corner of her eye as she is still locked lips with Diamond. This just seems to spur you forward as you drive deeper into Diamond. Suddenly her walls clamp and you hear a very loud but muffled moan trying to escape Silvers lips.

Slowly you can feel her little cunt trying it's best to milk your seed but you weren't done yet. Far from it actually. You still had one more pony to satisfy and if you were going to be known for anything, it was going to be known for never leaving a mare hanging. You gently pull yourself out of Diamond and push your cock against Silvers lips. The slick juices smearing against her. Perfect for lubrication.

“You ready?” You ask her.

Without hesitation she gives a nod. You try to bury yourself into Silver like you did with Diamond but Silver wasn't the same case. She was tight as hell. It felt like you were trying to push your dick into a pipe that was three inches too small. You grunt slightly in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Silver was panting a storm and letting out little moans.

Finally after what felt like forever you had bottomed out. She didn't have a hymen luckily, you can only assume it was lost in a fall or something. Seeing as she wouldn't be this tight if she had sex before. Still you don't move so quickly so she could adjust a little to your size. Honestly you wouldn't be surprised if your cock was black and blue tomorrow but that’s something for future you to worry about.

You gently work your way out of her as her marehood clenches against you, trying with all its might to pull you back in. With a sigh you finally escape her depths. Letting her catch her breath for a moment you quickly thrust all the way back in. She throws her head up with a loud moan. You couldn't really stop her and Diamond was unconscious, so she couldn't stop her. So you just let it be. She wasn't that loud anyways. You keep working her over. Using your hand to rub her swollen button. Each thrust and you can feel her loosen more as the juices from your sex start to lube her nicely.

You were now slamming into her with force. Each push would elicit a small gasp as she tried her hardest to catch her breath. But you were relentless. Pounding her little ass with as much force as you could manage but making sure not to go too overboard as well.

“I-I can't.. I-I’m.” She was totally lost in bliss as she mutters nonsense.

You could feel the pressure building inside of her and yourself. This was going to end soon so you double your efforts as your cock was practically a blur as you slam into her. She was gasping for air as she finally hit her peak. You feel her clamp tight onto your manhood as you forcefully pull out once more and then slam all the way to the hilt. You let go as you feel load after load pain this fillies walls white. Her insides greedily accepting all you could give.

You let out a huge lung of air as you then come back to reality. An earth shattering orgasm if you ever had one. After her marehood was done claiming it's prize do you pull out of her and fall onto the bed next to them. You look over to see they were still lying on top of each other and sound asleep. You always thought SIlver looked cute but Diamond looked adorable when she was asleep.

You let out another sigh as you process what you’ve done. Honestly. You can't take it back now, so there is no point is thinking about it. Just a one time deal.

It was not just a one time deal. Those two fillies practically road you thru that entire weekend. Honestly as these days went on you started to give less fucks, so, with that in mind did you give them fucks.. Heh.. Anyways. You three have been having the time of your life. Diamonds heat was starting to die down but that didn't mean she was done with you. She and Silver made it very clear that they enjoyed your company and would like to have a more regular relationship.

They agreed to never tell anyone of what you did together whether you agreed or not. Honestly, you accepted. These two really turned you on in ways you never realised before. Does that make you sick? Who the hell cares. You practically ran thru most of the mares in ponyville. What would it mean to service a few fillies on the side?

“So you really have to go?” Diamond asks.

You look to her and nod. “Sorry kiddo, I have to go and your dad said he would be back in a few minutes.”

“Can Silver and I visit sometimes?”

“Sure, I don't mind.” You say with a shrug.

“Alright. Well, I’m going to clean up my room some.”

“Go ahead.” You say as she takes her leave.

You hear a knock at the door. You walk over and answer it. Oddly enough you see Filthy standing there. Why did he knock?

“Hello-”

You punch him in the face. You had to keep up appearances after all. He knew you didn't like his daughter. If you suddenly cared, that might tip him off.

“Good to see you.” You say with some hate.

He laughs some from his spot on the ground. “I should’ve expected that.” He admits as he reaches into his jacket. You just stand there waiting as he pulls out another bag full of bits. “Overtime.” He says simply enough.

You snatch the bag away from him.

“Have a pleasant day Mr. Rich.” You say smugly before taking your leave.

Honestly you couldn't wait to get home and get some much needed rest. You were already in the middle of town when you notice a lone mare standing a few feet in front of you. One eye looking at you and the other at the sky. Her face in a scowl.

“This can't be good.” You say to yourself. Derpy comes right up to you and takes your sleeve into her mouth. She starts to drag you away. “Where are we going?” You ask.

She spits your sleeve out before looking at you. “You and I are going to have sex! I’m tired of being seen as the cute and cuddly pony. I’m a mare! I have needs too!”

You can't help but smile. They’ll have to call me the muffin man after this.