Unwanted Attention

You were currently sitting in sugarcube corner enjoying a few cupcakes. It has been a killer working with Twilight sorting her latest shipment of books but she was paying you well and you honestly liked to help Twilight. She is a very nice pony, albeit rather shy around you. The job didn't take too long but was taxing on your body. You let out a small sigh as you take another sip of your glass of malk.

Though it seems that your relaxation time was coming to an end soon.

“Oh dear, how could we’ve forgotten!” You hear coming from upstairs.

“I don't know hunnybun but we need to get everything ready!”

Seems the Cakes had something important going on again.

“Pinkie!” You hear them shout.

Not a single pink blur came to their call. You hear their hooves clopping feverishly down the stairs as they round the corner and look around the store. Once they see you do they let out a sigh of relief.

Mrs. Cake comes up to you panting slightly. “I really hate to ask you of this deary on such a short notice but can you watch little Pumpkin for us?”

“Just Pumpkin?” You asks confused.

She nods. “Yes, She has a little cold and Pound is at a daycare with all the other little foals.”

You weren't sure how to respond but you can see how desperate she looked.

“Um, alright. How long am I watching her?”

“Just a few hours deary, I’m sure Pinkie will be back soon.”

“Ok. I’ll just be here then.” You finish lamely.

She thanks you repeatedly but is cut short as Mr. Cake rounds the corner with a giant cart full of ingredients.

“Lets go hunnybun, we’re late enough as is!”

Soon he speed out the store as Mrs. Cake gives one last thanks to you and follows quickly after him. You were still sitting there rather dumbstruck at all that has happened. Now you got a gig watching a foal. Weird how life gets sometimes. You shrug as you decide it was probably a good time to check on the little tike. You make your way up stairs and enter into the twins rooms.

In her crib you can see clearly that Pumpkin was in there just baby talking to some dolls. It was the most adorable thing you have ever seen to be honest. Though your presents seems to not go unnoticed as she turns to you with a squeal of delight. For some reason or another foals think you’re the funniest thing they have ever seen. Maybe it is because you’re so tall or maybe it is your face. You don't take it as a insult, you like to see foals happy.

You walk over to her crib and start to baby talk at her.

“Awe aren't you just the cutest little pony I ever seen.”

She was giggling some as you wriggle your fingers to tickle her some. She continues her baby talk as you stop your attack on her. Though now that you look at her you start to feel a weird feeling stirring within you. This little foal was oddly making you hor-

“OK THATS IT!” You shout as you look to the camera.

“What's wrong?” You director, Sal, asks.

“What's wrong? What's wrong?!” You shout. “This entire thing is wrong!”

“Just follow the script and you’ll be fine.” He says as he flips through it.

You let out a groan. “This is too weird for me man. I mean, this is even too weird for you. Can't we at least ager her up? Look at her!”

You both look over to Pumpkin as she starts to teeth on those weird water ring things.

“Oh she is totally asking for it.” Sal says.

“Come on! You can't be serious!” You are still in disbelief over this chapter.

“I am too serious! Now go and fuck that foal!”

“I will not fuck that foal!”

“You fuck that foal now!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“Si!”

“I will not fuck that foal and thats final!” You say with conviction.

Sal lets out a groan. “Come on, it isn't that bad. Just..” He looks over at the little foal as she rolls around giggling. “Ok maybe it is that bad.”

“Like I said. This is too far even for you.” You say.

He lets out a sigh. “Yeah I guess you’re right.”

“So can we age her up some?” You ask.

She shakes his head. “Nah, this has kinda killed my mood.”

“Brainstorm?” You offer.

He nods. “Yeah, lets head back to the office and brainstorm some ideas.”

You pat Sal on the back. “Don't worry, we’ll think of another filly to fool.”

He nods sadly. “Yeah I know we will. I just fear the day when we’ve already violated them all.”

“There are always Oc’s?” You offer lamely.

He rolls his eyes. “Yeah right.”

“Yeah that was a pretty bad idea. Let me get you a drink and then we can hit the office.”

“A drink sounds heavenly right now.” He admits.

“Hey!”

You both turn around to see the Cutiemark crusaders, Babs, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon looking to you both with half lidded eyes.

You look to him with a smile as he mirrors the same. With joy you both shout out.

“Filly orgy!”