My New Life

Chapter 2:Fun Day at Ponyville Medical Center

The Sun was beginning to ascend into it’s position, cascading the sky in a collage of reds, oranges, and yellows. The rays beginning to shine down upon all creatures underneath, which unfortunately for me, I was now included in the list. I start to stir as the rays beat into my eyes the first thing I notice is that I am in a pool of water. No, it was bigger a lake maybe. My body was still sore from the fight.

huh, i thought that once i was in Rainbow bridge that i was supposed to be healed, and where are all the trees.

Bending my neck down as best I could, still injured from the merciless battle. The first thing I notice in the reflection, is that I have red fur.

Since when the fuck do I have red fur.

I double take when I saw that not only has my fur changed but all the other features. For instance: my muzzle had grown in width and depth, my eyes looked like they would be big on a cow.  I actually had grey and black fur growing on top of my head and down my neck and spine.

Taking all of this in I realize there is only one explanation.

“Fuck im a…a… Pony. The alpha's must be very pissed at me, and let the Omega's have their fun with me. Which in turn they turn me into a good for nothing, fucking Pony.”

Weakly pulling myself out of the water, I collapse soon after, because of the pain coursing throughout my pony body from the previous fight.

I start to feel the darkness overtaking my vision. I was starting to slip into unconsciousness when I heard paw steps coming towards me. In a frail attempt I call for help, before succumbing to unconsciousness.

At the Golden Oaks Library-10 Minutes Earlier- Viewpoint of Twilight

“Waah! I overslept! I know it's already ten, but I'm scaly-tailed and bright-eyed and ready to work twice as fast. Oh please, don't be upset, Twilight. And what do you want for breakfast? Oatmeal? How about a sunflower smoothie? Grass pancakes?” Spike stated in a tone that had indicated worriedness.

“Spike, don't worry.” I said trying to reassure my number 1 assistant.

“But my morning chores...”

“It's okay. Owlowiscious did them for you.”

“Who?” asked as he scrunched up his face.

“He's our new junior assistant. He's gonna help out with your chores so you won't be so tired all the time.”

“Wha... Wh... What do we need a junior assistant for? I'm not tired. I do fine on my own.

I don't need sleep, I...”

“Spike, don't worry. He's just here to help out a little. Now, I want to go out and see if I can find that meteorite that fell near town yesterday.” I stated excitement relevant in my voice. “Who knows it might be my only chance to study a meteorite up close and I don’t want to miss this chance at knowledge.” I said as I hurried out the door to try and find the meteor.

I think I should start at the lake since it was going in that general direction from the trajectory I saw yesterday.

Arriving at the lake to look for the meteor, I start looking around when I thought I heard something, which sounded like ‘help’ come from my left. I turn in that direction and start walking towards where the sound came from. what I found startled and worried me.

I saw a pony lying on the ground with singed fur and what looked like blood dried on his coat. I walked up cautiously and put a hoof near his nose to check for signs of life. I felt his breath on my hoof, but it was very faint. I knew that if I didn’t get him help soon, he would die.

Levitating him with my magic, I start running through the streets as fast as I could to try and save his life. All the ponies that I spot on the street looked on worriedly stating things like “oh no, I hope he’s alright”, “is he dead” at the pony in my magical force field and step out of the way.

I make it to the hospital breathing heavily from the long run.

“H…Help… Please!!!”

A White earth pony came running with a stretcher. Accompanied by a few doctors.

“Put him on the stretcher. We need to get him to ER. Stat. Please wait here Ms. Sparkle we will try our best to save his life.”

Following the doctors' orders i spot a waiting room full of disease ridden ponies and sit as far away from them as possible.

Viewpoint of Ace

I start to stir at the gentle beeps of a nearby heart rate monitor. Hearing movements around me I try and fail in opening my eyes.

So I try again. Aaaannd fail

When I finally manage to open my eyes, I see a white horse trying to inject me with a needle. Upon seeing the needle my eyes shoot open as far as they could.

Noticing I am awake the horse then decides to speak.

“Ah, I see your awake, if you are wondering you are in Ponyville Medical Center, and I am Nurse Red Heart.” she said with a warm smile “ I am going to inject you with something that should help to ease the pain in your chest and foreleg.”

Looking down I notice that my foreleg was in a cast, and most of my chest was wrapped in bandages.

Fuck that. ‘The shot’ is what they gave to those who were captured so they couldn’t fight any command given to them, while in the labor camp.  I need to get away from that thing.

(AKA Way of Mind Control for Horses from the Sirius star)

When she tried to come close to me with that needle I started to roll my body to the side of the bed.

“Please stay still, while I deliver the shot.” Nurse Red Heart said with slight irritation in her voice at my movement.

Again she tried to deliver the shot, but this time because my body was mostly wrapped up I only manage to roll off the bed. I had managed to meet an old friend with a hard greeting, name of said friend, Mr. Floor.

*argh* I grunted while pain coursed through my body

Nurse Redheart came over to the side of the bed to try and assist me back up into my bed. Before she could get up to me I stumble up and taking my usual fighting position.

“I NOT TAKING THAT FUCKING SHOT AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME, YOU NO GOOD HORSE!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

“N-Now calm down, al-alright it is just going to h-help you.” She said through her slight shutter of fear

“No I am not going to take that shot and get put in a Labor camp!!!”

“W-What are y-you talking about?”

“AS IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, DON’T PLAY STUPID OR TAKE ME FOR A FOOL!!” I yelled in a loud enough voice that alerted the hospital orderlies of the situation in this room.

“Is everything alright Nurse?” said a brown Horse with a horn coming out of his head ran into the room.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!”

“Sir please calm down, there is nothing to worry about. We are not going to hurt you we just want to help you.” The unicorn stated trying to defuse the situation.

“Answer the question!” Ace demanded

“I am a unicorn, if you must know, now please calm down sir, or I will have to restrain you with magic.”

Did he just say magic

(Yep)

As in the kind that is not logically possible

(Yep, hey ready to flip shit and blackout)

No

(too bad)

Fuck You

And like that Ace blacked out and collapsed where he was in the corner of the room.

After blacking out the Doctor used his magic to levitate Ace back into the bed. Nurse Red heart quickly walked up to him and injected the shot into the arm and another in the midsection.

“so why did he get angry in the first place?” the Doctor asked turning towards Nurse Red heart.

“I don’t know he just woke up and saw the syringe and went completely insane.”

“Well looks like we know one thing about him,” the Doctor states positively “he’s got Belonephobia, and he’s got it baaad.”

“Do you think we should tell Ms. Sparkle that the pony that she found was awake?” Nurse Red heart asked

“Well she might be able to assist in the situation and help the patient, whose life she save.”

“well if you say so Doc.”

"What do you think he meant by labor camp and acting like he never saw a unicorn before?"

"I would chalk that under the Belonephobia affecting his logical portion of his mind, because you did say that he didn't start acting like that until he saw the needle."

Viewpoint of Twilight

I have been waiting here to get word on the pony I brought in. I hope he’s alright. He looked to be in really bad shape when I got here

A door opened leading to the back, and the Doctor came out as if looking for something.

"Ms. Sparkle, may i have a word with you please?"

"yes Doctor, what is it about, is he alright?"

"yeah, he is going to make a full recovery, I would just like a few questions answered. If I may."

Giving a sigh of relief that he is going to be okay. I follow the doctor to a room off to the side so that we could have privacy while we talked.

"I would just like to know the basics like: where you found him, did he appear to have any other injuries prior to moving him here, and what condition did you find him in."

"To answer all of your questions: I found him by the lake when he gave a very weak call for help. He did not appear to have any other injuries besides the ones that you guys fixed. He was unconscious when I actually found him by the lake."

"May i go in and see him?" I ask curiously

"Yeah, he's in room 316, also be careful around him with needles. Turns out he is terrified of them." the doctor stated as if he actually understood.

"Thank you doctor."

"That is why we are here Ms. Sparkle"

Turning to the right to go up the stairs to get to his room i start to wonder how did he get out there by the lake, and in such a horrid condition?

When i was getting close i start to hear laughter emanating down the hall. As i got closer to his room the laughter only increased in sound. He was laughing but at what. I reach to open the door and walk in.

Viewpoint Ace-15 minutes before Twilight goes to enter the room

Slowly waking from passing out…again, I notice a pink thing moving around in my assigned room. At first it looked as if it was a pink blur, but as I started to gain my sight back, I could notice that it had equine features. It had the same soft features as the nurse. The snout was shorter and more curved. She was smaller in form. She was a little pudgy around the middle, but still in relatively good shape. Before I could react she was muzzle to muzzle with me

“HOLY ALL ALPHA’S BUSHY FUCKING TAIL, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!!!”

“Hi, I’m Pinkie pie, but my friends call me pinkie. I am here to help you feel better, Starting with balloon animals.” ‘Pinkie said as she started pulling balloons out of her mane.

“Couldn’t you wait until I awoke, before breaking in here?!”

“Now where would the fun be in that? What kind of animal would you like?”

“I don’t want any animal OR anything from you Pinkie!!!”

As soon as I said that I literally see that she was on the verge of tears. I start to feel really bad about what I had just said, she was just here to help me and I respond to her in a very negative way.

“a-al-right i-if th-that is wh-what you want I wi-will leave you a-alone.” Pinkie stated with a defeated tone

Shit I’m a jackass. I should really should at least give her a try. I mean come on she seems like a friendly pony not like those on Canis.

(but if she pulls out any needles I am going to kick her skull off and proceed to play soccer)

“Hey Pinkie Pie, I’m sorry, all you were trying to do was cheer me up, and I respond like a jackass. If you would like to try, go ahead. Once again I’m sorry Ma’am.”

Hearing this Pinkie turned around sporting a smile so big, it made Ace think ‘ah shit, what have I gotten myself into.’

As I watched her I notice that she had pulled a tray of cupcakes out of her tail. They were Chocolate cupcakes with rainbow frosting. Frosted as if it were done from a professional baker

EWWWW Hopefully she doesn’t want me to eat those.

“Its’ alright silly, I shouldn’t have entered the room while you were asleep. Here are some cupcakes I made for you to enjoy while I make ‘Balooooooon animals’.” Pinkie said in a singsong voice.

Shit I guess if I am going to try and make her feel better I should at least try one.

I notice Pinkie watching me with enthusiasm as I bring the cupcake slowly to my mouth.

If I die because of this, I am so haunting her to death

I open my mouth and slowly take a bite out of the Cupcake. I couldn’t describe what I tasted. It was heavy in chocolate, with warm fudge oozing from the middle. The frosting only added to the tastes fighting for dominance in my mouth. I could literally feel my spirit rise out of my body as it reached a state of peace that I haven’t felt. Since Emma.

I couldn’t help but smile as I stated “That… was… the best thing I EVER tasted. How did you get it to taste like that, I mean the chocolate inside filling, which was a stroke of genius.”

“Well I’m glad you enjoyed them. I worked like forever on them. Now then what animal would you like?”

“How about a dog?” I ask still caught in the euphoria of the cupcake.

Within a second there was a dog in my lap. I slowly pick it up and remember the good old days, before Armageddon. How I used to lay out in the sun, about how the wind felt when I howled in the moonlight.

“Thank you Pinkie Pie, This really means a lot to me.” I state with a tint of happiness.

“You can call me Pinkie,” pinkie then half lidded her eyes “all of my friends do.” Then blinking her eyelids repeatedly while looking at me.

“Friends, FRIENDS, THE LAST TIME I HAD A FRIEND THEY ENDED UP STABBING ME IN THE BACK, LEADING ME INTO A TRAP, IN WHICH I GOT BEATEN UP BY HORSES!!!” I try to yell at the top of my lungs, but the residual pain in my chest from the ‘fixed’ broken rib.

“WHAT? That is not very friendly. Friends look out for each other. I’m sorry that happened to you. You don’t have to worry about that with me, I Pinkie Promise.”  Pinkie stated while crossing her heart flapping her forelegs, as one would see on a bird before takeoff, then sticking her hoof into her eye.

Shit this mare is into self-mutilation

“what was that, if I may ask?” I asked with a straight face, but inside I was scared this mare was NUTS.

“oh that is a Pinkie Promise, it is an honored promise that must never be broken.” Pinkie stated.

“hey do you want to hear some comedic standup that I am working on?” Pinkie asked

“well sure, after all I heard laughter is the best medicine.”

Pinkie then hopped over to a stage

What. The. Fuck. Where did that come from

(I don’t know better not ask, especially with her very close to being into self-mutilation.)

“You know I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it, because I couldn’t find tractors that small.” Then out of nowhere came the joke rimshot.

“HAHAHA, that was a good one.” I said eating another cupcake.

Holy Alpha these are still good.

(Dude I don’t think it was supposed to be that good if it’s a normal cupcake)

What are you talking about

(I’m telling you she slipped something into the Cupcakes)

Now that’s just… whoa, why is everything becoming distorted color

(I warned you)

Dear readers, the author are just being stupid drunk right now. There are no drugs in Pinkie’s Cupcakes.

(Sorry to break it to you. Pinkie pie is a druggie. Wonder why she is almost always happy.)

Disregard anything he says for this small intermission.

(Fuck You)

Please enjoy the rest of the story

“The other day I spilt spot remover on my dog,” Pinkie pauses for comedic effect “and now I can’t find him.” Another Joke Rimshot was sounded.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Can’t find him BWAHAHAHAH!!” Ace laughs loud enough he can be heard down the hall.

While his eyes are closed and he is laughing he suddenly hears the door open slowly.

In comes a purple pony. A stripe of pink going through her purple hair. It is then that I notice the horn.

Oh shit that fucking doctor went and got another one.

I quickly get out of bed and slowly make my way over to the corner of the room.

When she notices me she states

“Hello, there I hope you are feeling better than when I found you this...”

“Who in the blue hell are you?!!”

I knew that if I could get her to start talking I might be able to escape

“My name is Twilight Sparkle, personal student of Princess Celestia, and im…”

Before she could continue with her sentence she saw the bedside lamp flying at her. Before said clock could hit her, I see her horn light up with a purple aura. The same aura appeared around the lamp before it slowed to a stop.

Shit maybe something heavier.

“What are you do…” once again stopping in mid sentence when she saw the bedside table flying at her.

“Why are you throwing things, that could hurt somepony?” pinkie asked bewildered at my behavior.

“Because I don’t feel like dying because of MAGIC!!” I state as if it were obvious

“Twilight isn’t going to hurt you, she wouldn’t hurt anypony, now please stop throwing things.” Pinkie pleaded.

“Well since I believe I can trust you, I will stop.” I say slowly putting down the heart rate monitor.

“What the HAY is wrong with you?!!” twilight asked with ‘da fuk’ face plastered on her head.

“Sorry it’s just; I have never seen unicorns before today, where I come from all there are, are ponies without horns or wings, so I got scared you wanted to cause me pain. I just thought that you wanted to hurt me. So I tried to defend myself, from any pain.”

“where are you from, where there are no unicorns?”

“well silly it’s obvious isn’t it. He’s from a faraway planet..."

Shit, Shit must shut this 'pony' up before everything is in the air.

Moving fast I put my good hoof over her mouth before she could reveal everything.

“heheh, don’t listen to her I am not from a different planet.” I say trying to save myself from explanation hoping that the unicorn didn’t get any of the information, because of the crazy psycho 'pony'. Whose mouth is currently covered by my hoof.

*Gasp* “you’re from a different planet, this is so amazing. First contact with alien life and I was the one who found him.” “I have so many questions Mr. Alien. I should inform Princess Celestia about this new finding. Wow alien life” twilight exclaimed with excitement putting her hoof to the side of her jaw.

“Please calm down Ma’am, and could you please call me Ace.”

“Alright Ace, but I have a lot of questions for you like…”

“Do you like parties, and cake?” Pinkie asked backing away from my hoof.

"Well, I'm sorry for answering a question with a question, but what in the names of the Alpha's are parties?" I asked

"Whaaa!! how do you not know what a party is? didn't you ever have any?" Pinkie asked as if I slapped her mother in front of her.

"Well to answer your second question No I don't really like cake, too sweet, and no I haven't ever had a party."

I looked at twilight who had gotten a scroll and quill rapidly taking notes on everything I was saying.

Is she really taking notes, heh egghead.

"As I was saying before I was interrupted, I have so many questions to ask. like what is the name of your planet, how did you get here, how is it that we can speak the same language,  what is the weather like, what is the population..."

*Knock Knock* came from the door, as Twilight stopped the questioning and turned to the door.

"I will answer your questions later alright."

From the open door walked in the same nurse that I scared before.

I should really say sorry about before, now that I know that the 'ponies' here aren't going to kill me.

"ah, hello nurse, I'm really sorry about before, but I am not a fan of needles." I asked hoping that she would understand.

"It's quiet alright, I can understand waking up with a needle in hoof reach, when you have Belonephobia can be a bad sight. I just came in here to tell you that you are free to leave, all I need is for you to sign a small amount of paperwork."

I walk to the front desk as best I could with a leg cast, passing by several hospital orderlies. Finally getting to what I assume was the main lobby, by the sick and bored, looks on the ponies. The nurse had given me the release form.

After the paperwork which consisted mainly of signing my signature here and there before they release me from the hospital.

"Now before you go out into ponyville, you need to be aware of two things. One, that there are three different types of ponies. Earth ponies, Pegasi, Alicorns, and Unicorns. Earth ponies like Pinkie and yourself are strong and are finely in tune with the worlds surface, which is why many Earth Ponies are good at jobs like farming.

Pegasi have wings and are able to maneuver clouds and control the weather.

Unicorns like myself are able to use magic and are able to control our surroundings.

Alicorns are very rare, are a combination of all three of the prior mentioned types

And two there are many foals in town so could you watch your language, which by what Pinkie told me can be quiet horrid at times."

"Well I will certainly try, no promises, and certainly no pinkie promises" I say looking at Pinkie and remembering her jabbing her hoof into her eye sent shivers down my spin. "because I don't know how well I might be able to. Because I have been using 'horrid' language, as you put it, for a long time."

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Finally walking out into the bright rays of the sunshine and fresh air gracing my nose,  on my own four legs after being cooped up in the hospital for a few hours. Cast still on my leg and bandages still covering my singed coat. Along with two mares, a Pinkie and a Twilight.

The first thing I notice is that there are a lot of ponies, I spot a lot of unicorns and earth ponies. I then spot the Pegasi, flying high in the sky among the few clouds in the sky. a single thought enters my mind as I watch them.

'that looks awesome, I wonder what it must feel like to fly'

Twilight seems to notice my gaze at the Pegasi in the sky.

"amazingly graceful, am I right" she states. I found myself unable to speak as I watch the beautiful graceful movements in the sky, so I settle with nodding my head.

"Well we had better get going I would like to introduce you to my friends so that we may be able to help you assimilate into our society." "plus owlicious, my pet owl, is probably getting tired of being cooped up inside all day."