Humanity at it's Craziest

It was an average day in Canterlot and princess Celestia was doing her daily morning routine.

'Wow, this is still boring after doing it for hundreds of years.' She thought to herself while signing off her last morning document.

Just as she had placed down her last document of the morning, she heard a voice. "Sup" it stated plainly.

She looked down in true horror of what she say. A HUMAN was standing there looking up at her with a smug smile!

She sat there for a little while looking down at this image that she was viewing. 'This can't be real! It has to be a mirage, a spell... anything!' She closed her eyes hoping that when she opened them it would be gone. But no, it was still there looking smugly at her face.

"So are you just going to sit there staring or are you going to say something?" The human asked her.

She was still in total disbelief that their was a human standing in front of her and all she could choke out was "What?"

"I said, are you going to talk to me or not?" The human replied to the princess's reaction.

Celestia still just sat there staring at the mythical creature in front of her in disbelief.

"Ok, I'll just go down to Ponyville and start yelling at your student then..." Said the human in an annoyed tone.

At hearing this Celestia quickly stood up and answered the human "NO. Wait, I will speak."

The human grinned at this.

"Ok. Now down to business." the human said to the still slightly stunned Celestia.

"I am here due to the fact that I left my planet in a hurry and didn't set any course to were I was going. So I ended up here on your planet. I literally just arrived a few seconds ago in that corner." The human said while pointing to a corner blocked from view due to a pillar at the back of the room. "If your wondering 'how is their a living, breathing human here?' and how I knew about Twilight, then I'm not going to answer because I like to torment people."

It took a while for the princess to take in this information. It annoyed her how rude this creature was.

When she was finally able to, she asked the human through gritted teeth "What do you want from me?"

The human's grin grew into a very creepy smile. "I was hoping I could ask for your help. It seems that I'm in a new world and I don't particularly want to harm your subjects for my survival, and I was hoping that, in return for the safety of your land and people, you welcome me, grant me safety and a place to live."

Celestia just stood there, shocked at what the human had said. 'It just threatened me and my subjects!' she thought.

After a short amount of time Celestia answered "How DARE you! How dare you just come out of nowhere and threaten my people!" As she said this she was charging up her horn with a knock-out spell, ready to release at any moment.

The human noticed this and calmly said, "If I were you I would stop that spell."

But Celestia didn't listen, and released the spell straight towards the human in a bright flash of light.

When Celestia was able to see again she noticed that the spell had hit nothing and instead just slammed into the floor where the human had been standing. Her eyes darted across the room looking for were the human had gone.

And then she heard something whisper into her ear "Bad choice."

Fear struck her like a brick. As soon as calmed down a bit she turned her head to look at what had whispered to her, and found nothing. Nothing but air.

This is when she started to panic 'HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! From what I remember, humans weren't able to use magic and they certainly aren't that fast!' She started darting her eyes across the room again trying to find were the creature had gone but still found nothing.

Then she heard a voice call out from behind her. She turned around, and what she saw made her heart skip a beat. The human had her sister unconscious in his arms with a knife to her throat and a sickening smile on his face.

"L-let her go!" Celestia stuttered in fear, looking anxiously at her sister.

"Only if you give into my demands." The human replied.

At this point Celestia could do nothing but watch in fear of her sisters life. "Fine" she said in a defeated tone.

As she said that the human smiled in glee and raised the knife above Luna and then slide it down in front of her. When the knife reached the floor Luna was gone.

Celestia stood there in shock and wonder as to where her sister had gone. "What did you do with her?" Celestia yelled.

"Relax," said the human. "I just sent her back her room."

Celestia glared at it in anger "How can I trust you?" she snapped.

The human just looked at her and said, "You can't." with a smug grin.

"Now back to business." the human said. "I will need a place to live and I would dearly love a roommate. So I have decided that I will be staying with Twilight for the time being. She will not have to supply me with anything as I can get what I need myself. I will give you 3 days to inform her of this and let her get ready for my arrival. I will also need you to inform your subjects of my arrival and get them to accept me running around your land. Now then, with that out of the way I will be leaving you." The human turned to the window behind him and called over his shoulder. "Oh, and Luna has a very small chance that she has a very large chance of being very slightly, extremely dizzy when she wakes up."

Then it leapt out of the window.

Celestia galloped over to the window and looked down to see nothing but broken glass falling. 'I already hate this thing' Celestia thought as she walked back to her throne to write a note to inform Twilight of the human's arrival.