Humanity at it's Craziest
Chapter 1 - A strange arrival
Previous ChapterNext ChapterTwilight and her friends are waiting patiently in the library for the arrival of their new 'guest' that princess Celestia is sending. They are all nervously trotting around the library to pass the time because they have no idea when to expect it or anything about it.
"Okay, I'm bored." Rainbow states with a sigh as she finishes her 500th lap of the library. "When is this thing even getting here?"
Twilight looked up from the book she had been reading to pass the time. "I don't know Rainbow. It could get here at any time and the princess didn't tell us an exact time to expect it."
Rarity sighed as she put down her 4th scarf that she had been knitting. "Rainbow dear, please be a little patient. I'm sure it will arrive soon."
4 hours later...
"Where is this thing?" Rarity said with a clearly annoyed tone.
Over the last 4 hours they had tried to do anything to pass the time, including listening to Pinkie ramble on for 40 minutes about how Equestria was made. After the first 2 hours they had become very restless and quite annoyed at the fact that it, whatever 'it' was, still hadn't showed up. It was now almost night time.
Through out it all, Twilight had read well over 20 books, Rainbow had run out of energy from flying for almost 4 hours straight, Applejack had played well over 50 different types of games against Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy had babied spike to boredom, and Rarity had made enough scarves for each of her friends to wear 5 at the same time.
When finally a knock on the door echoed through the library alerting the ponies inside.
Twilight was the first to get up, but was quickly followed by the rest of her friends, each of whom had relieved looks on their faces.
She walked towards the door just when another 3 knocks on the door occurred.
She reached the door with her magic and began to open it, and as soon as it had been fully opened a pegasus rocketed into the room and crashed into Twilight and her friends.
Twilight was the first to recover from the knock. She began to stand up and noticed that the pegasus that had just knocked her down was sitting on the couch with a bored look on his face, not even dazed by the crash that had happened moments ago.
As the rest of her friends relined themselves Twilight spoke up. "Um. Who are you and why did you just crash into me and my friends?"
The stranger looked at twilight with a expressionless face and answered. "Well, I am here because I will be living here for a while, and I crashed in because I wanted to make an entrance."
As he said this Twilight became confused. "But aren't you supposed to be a human and not a pegasus?"
He answered by saying. "Yes, but I didn't want to be experimented on because of my body and I was feeling spontaneous."
"How are you a pegasus anyway? And you never told us who you are." Twilight said, still extremely confused.
"Long story short, I wanted a knew body, so I grew one and took over. Also you can just call me Neon for the time being." Neon said, looking over his new body.
He was a pegasus with a grey coat, neon green and deep black mane and tail, glowing green eyes and a pair of shining green scars the same colour as his mane as a cutie mark.
"Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! But you can just call me Pinkie, because all my friends call me Pinkie and you're my new friend!" Pinkie said, jumping over to Neon and bouncing up and down in his face.
Neon stares at her with a still, unmoving face and pinkie begins to stop bouncing and backs off a little.
"Better." He says before getting of the couch and moving towards all the still slightly confused and somewhat scared ponies. "Now! I already know who you all are and I don't need to be introduced. If you want to ask me any questions you are free to do so. But, you are not to touch me. If you do touch me you will regret it dearly. Also, this body technically is not mine, so any harm done to this body is done to it's actual owner and not me."
The mares all just stared at him with still confused and shocked face's. Spike was cowering behind the cowering Fluttershy.
He then trotted back over to the couch and began to look off towards the corner of the room with a blank expression.
The first to get out of their dazed confusion was Twilight, who then began to trot over towards him and levitated a quill and some blank sheets of paper with her. She sat down in front of the couch and then beckoned her friends to come and join her.
Once all her friends were by her side she looked up towards Neon. "Ok, so you said we could ask you questions?" Neon nodded his head. "All right. So, how do you know who we are?"
"I studied you." He said, still looking at the blank corner.
"And how did you study us?" Rainbow asked suspiciously.
"I spied on you." He answered, giving little to no reaction.
At that the mares were a little shocked. Rarity was the first to speak up. "So how much do you know about us then?"
At that Neon began to stroke his chin and looked as if he were deep in thought. "Just about everything." He stated in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Oh yeah!" Rainbow challenged. "The what was the present I got for my fifth birthday!"
Neon almost instantly replied. "A Spitfire doll that you then kept for the the rest of your life and is now stored in a secret box under your bed."
Rainbow looked astounded, and slightly annoyed. "How could you tell everyone that?" She almost shouted.
"You were the one who asked." He dead-panned.
"But wait a minute! How did you know that? The only ponies that know are my parents." Rainbow said with a confused look.
"I was there." Was all he said.
Twilight was shocked by the remark. "How is that possible? From what the princess told me, you only arrived here yesterday!"
"I did. And then I went back and looked at your pasts up until now." He said.
"But how is that possible? I mean, to do that would require time travel!" Twilight yelled, a little annoyed at the pegasus in front of her.
"Yes."
"WHAT?" Twilight went from annoyed to shocked and then scared almost instantly.
"I went back in time and viewed your history first hoofed."
"But HOW is that POSSIBLE?" Twilight was basically screaming.
"I'm tired. I'm going to bed." Neon said as he got of the couch and went to trot up the stairs.
Rainbow quickly swooped in front of him and blocked his path. "Oh no you don't! Tell us how!"
Neon took a moment to think and then said "Ok, but sit in a sleeping position. All of you."
The mares simply did as they were told, only wanting to get answers.
Neon the looked over at the mares and said two simple words. "Neon scar." And the mares froze, unable to move.
"Why can't I move?" Rainbow protested.
"Because I don't want you to, and because I can use that to freeze anyone that hears it." Neon said.
"Well good night." Neon said as he picked up a book and put it in front of his chest, and then he vanished from sight, without a sound and the book dropped to the ground were he was standing.
Next Chapter