Every Brony's Dream!!!!!

It all starts on a mildly moist night when our mane protagonist "Neck Beard the 3rd" is doing what he would normally due on a Friday...which is violently jack off to his favorite show me little pony, accept he liked to refer to it as "mystical and magical fap material". This all seemed like a normal day for Neck Beard, but in reality it definitely was no normal day! Today in particular as he was about to hit the climax of his sesh a very large portal appeared inside his room. The portal had a small illuminated sign over the top of it saying "Equestria", So Neck Beard quickly shoved his overly large package into his pants and mossied right on in!

(NOTE: his secksual organ is about the size of a pumpkin, the right size pumpkin shall be seen ahead)