Every Brony's Dream!!!!!

When Neck Beard jumped through the mysteriously lookign portol he immidiatly noticed a sign that said "Estimated arrival: 1 hour". He thought taht portals were supposed to be instant, but hay no one has ever seen a REAL PORTAL BEFORE SO NO ONE EXACTLY KNOWs hOw long it take's for you to get through one. So Neck Beard, as anyt adventurous human would due, he decided too go and Czech out the inside of the portal while he can. The first thing he came accross was a strip mall which and various gift shops and fast food resturantes. As a unusually tubby man, Neck Beard decided to go get some grub at a food industry named "King John's various potato knishes". Once Neck Beard got inside of the resturant the first thing he noticed was the extremely beautiful music.

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Not only did he notice the music, but he also noticed taht he was the only human there! In fact he was the only living being in the resturant what so ever. Although he did see the various arrangement of my little pony posters and other ads. Neck Beard approached the automated ordering machine and asked for the only thing on the menu which was "potato knishes". After selecting his meal and pressing the button he noticed he also got a toy with his meal! It was a hand crafted princes celestia figurine which had her in a very stunning pose. Of course Neck Beard had to keep it to add to his very growing and sticky colection of toys and other miscellaneous items. After eating his delicious meal he then went to the store next to the resturant named "rarity's rare rural rustic rape attire". All of the clothes inside seemed to only fit small horses, and too like the the last place had no living beings. Not only did this store sell attire, but it also sold various toys such as whips, gimp suits, hog ties and other wierd erotica. Most things didn't seem too interesting to Neck Beard, so he just bought one of those tacky key chains with the stores logo on it and a pack of "banana slug" flavored chewing tar. As he got outside the store he realized how late it was, his arrival would only be in 5 minutes! In this time Neck Beard patiently sat at a bench and waited.