A Chaotic Conundrum

   Discord was bored. This seemed to have become a fact of life for him, and he dreaded every second of it. The temptation to just spread joyous chaos was oh so tempting on his mind. But to do so would mean a one way ticket straight back to stone, not even all the chocolate milk in the world was worth another second in that stoney prison. Then it came to him. A plan, and a chaotically delicious one at that. But first he'd need permission. Permission from Celestia.

×•×•×•× In the human world ווו×

   "Son of a bitch! *sigh* God damn it guys stop throwing the ball around and blow them the fuck up please." It was an average day for me and my three 'friends' a very loose term we used. We were playing Halo 4 grifball or trying to, Connor and Tony decided to just throw the ball between each other, while I complained for them to stop and play the game. All in while Nate laughed at my distress.

   "Oh quit complaining Zombie we're just having fun." Connor had replied back in his usual calm but dickish tone.

   "Back to a nickname basis are we now?" I asked back.

   "Ok fine, Timmy calm the hell down."

   "Still technically a nickname."

   "Both of you just shut the hell up!" Nate butted in attempting to end the argument, Tony at the time just sat there snickering and keeping the bomb from the blues. Though his noble attempt was for the argument rained on as it would have any other day. Not to long after said attempt there was a blinding light and a crackling noise in our mics soon falling into unconsciousness, leaving behind the opposing blue team who could only sit and wonder why all the reds had dissconected.

×•×•×•× Back in Canterlot ווו×

   After getting permission from Celestia to cause a little tiny bit of chaos, Discord moved on to phase two of his chaotic plan, find a small group of humans proceed to throw them into Equestria before Celestia notices that he himself is using a bit more magic than he promised he would. It was apsolute genius.

   Ripping a gateway between worlds Discord began his search.

×•×•×•× Human world ווו×

    Discord knew he didn't have much time before Celestia figured out he was up to a bit more than a little chaos, he would have to find the closest most chaotic group and book it out of here. Only problem was that whatever group he found had to match his list down to the bone.

1. All members must know each other beforehand.

2. One member MUST be a brony. (cant have all the humans completely lost to what's happening)

3. Another member needs to be a bit of a perv. (were is the fun without some sexuall jokes?)

4. Meat, one of them needs to love meat. (For obvious reasons)

5. Final reason, they have to bicker A LOT.

   Taking one last look at his list and the group of pot heads before him he shook his head no and moved on. After a few minutes of searching he sensed chaos a lot of it to, heading of in the direction it came from. As he neared a seemingly peaceful house felt the chaos get stronger grinning mischievously Discord phased through the wall were he thought the chaos came from. Upon entering the room Discord saw a teen sitting on a bed playing on one of those game boxes he'd seen before. Though the human seemed more occupied arguing with another through his mic sitting next to him while looking at some sort of device, with as luck would have it a pony on it. Looking around the room some more seeing a half eatin steak a plenty remains of other meats in the room he smiled. 'A brony and a large meat eater perfect'. Listening to the argument which seemed to be over nothing they were just bickering just like Discord wanted and an added plus to that it sounded like these humans all knew each other. 'Perfect just perfect' he thought to himself. Knowing how teens are one of them were bound to being a perv. Knowing that he had little to no time left he quickly used his magic to connect himself to the others three humans locations and sent them all on their meery way to Equestria and then he decided that he had spent enough time in this world and also head back to the world he called home.

×•×•×•× Canterlot ounce more ווו×

   Upon reentering his own world he was faced with a very annoyed looking Celestia.

   "Discord what excactly were you d--." Successfully interupting Celestia's sentence by clamping her muzzle shut and getting another annoyed glare.

   "Like I promised Celestia 'I' have only caused a little chaos, the same cant be said for some others soon enough." Discord finished with a chuckle.

   "What do you mean others Discord?" Celestia demanded trying but failing to sound threatening, causing Discord to chuckle ounce more.

   "Oh would you look at the time Tia it seems I've over stayed my visit, it was nice chatting with you ta ta." He said while phasing out of existence. Leaving Celestia to sit there with her hoof in her face sighing. Something told her the next few days were going to be very eventful.

ווו×

   Discord sat upon one of the castle towers over looking the garden he was previously in, and had an amused chuckle escape his lips only for him to catch it in his paw before it got away and shoved it back down his throat. 'Cant have any more of them running around can we?' He thought swallowing the chuckle. 'I wonder were the humans landed Meh their probably ok not like the landed in the Everfree or anything... damn it, oh well I'm sure they are fine humans are good at killing after all' his thoughts interrupted by a certain stomach growling he shrugged 'either way its munchin time' and with that thought he snapped his talon and had a four course meal sitting in front of him he began to dig in.