A Chaotic Conundrum

   Nate woke up with a groan as the sunlight pierced his vision, looking around he quickly noiticed he wasn't in his room, or anywhere he knew of for that mater. He was in a forest, a dark one at that compared to those he'd been in before, but a forest non the less. Checking his being he saw that he was fully clothed minus the shoes, and had a scrape in his arm. Jean pockets empty of anything useful. He decided to walk in some random direction, and straight into a bat scorpion lion things face.

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   Running for atleast an hour was finally having its toll on Nate. His steps getting more sloppy, his mind wandering, and he had a mutant lion on his ass. Figuratively of course for the mutant hadn't caught him yet so thus he hasn't been raped... yet. Yeah today couldn't get any better, that's when he tripped a bashed head of a rock 'Today fucking sucks' was Nates last conscious thought before succoming to darkness.

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   'My ass is really hurts' Nate thought as he sat up to noitice there was a very large hole in his pants aiming specifically were... 'Oh god, oh oh god it really fucking raped me' after he processed that specific thought a twig snapped right behind him and

*THWAMP*

a small log was smashed upside his head ounce again knocking him out.

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   Yeah Nate had a pretty good day.