A Chaotic Conundrum

   "Wake monkey man, or I shall hit you with a frying pan." A voice threatened. Hearing the voice Connor's eyes fluttered open and started to examine the room he was in, not seeing the voice that spoke to him from his position he sat up confused when all he saw was a small looking zebra looking back at him with a curious look "Monkey man you look as if you've seen a ghost but we know that could only be hoax." Upon actually seeing the zebra talk Connor's brain did the best thing it could think of, shut down and re download file 'mind blown'.

   "Woah." And then it decided to upload 'punch unknown' was the best next course of action.

*POW*

Finally after lots of scrambling and panic the mini Connors found the 'First Contact Instructions' and got to work a proper. "Shit, ah fuck, miss zebra lady thing are you ok, damn it sorry."

   "It is fine monkey man, just don't do it again or your flank is tan."

   Ignoring the threat Connor said "Again sorry, names Connor by the way and I'm not a monkey, also were am I?"

   "I am Zecora, I found you in the flora."

   "Ok nice to meet you Zecora, but that doesn't anwser were I'm at." He pointed out.

   "Your at my hut in the Everfree forest, may I ask if you need more rest?" 'Everfree forest why does that sound familiar? Hmm.'

   "I'm fine, may I ask where the Everfree forest is located?"

   "Its in Equestria of course, why does your face show remorse?" 'Wait, isn't the pony show Timmy watches take place in Equestria...God damn it, Timmy had something to do with this didn't he,that or I'm hallucinating and I fucking hate ponies.'

   "Thanks for the information Zecora, do you mind if I stay at your hut for a bit?"

   "I don't mind if you stay in my hut, just don't go act like a mut."

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   Connor sat in the bed Zecora had lent him, buried in his thoughts. 'If I'm in Equestria what happended to the others?' 'How did I even get into Equestria?' 'What do I do next?' His thoughts were interrupted by a loud shout from miles of in the forest. 'That sounded like Timmy... I'm going to need to go find him aren't I?' Another shout rang out. 'Damn it.' Taking off outside after quickly telling Zecora what his plan was he headed toward the shout.

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  Having been walking for a few minutes now, Connor allowed his thoughts to wander, and was immediately trampled by a jizz leaking goat. Looking up at were the goat ran of leaving the sticky substance from it arse leaving a trail Connor could only cringe and think of what kind of messed up freak would do such a thing and then chuckled to himself 'sounds like something Tony would do.' He mused in his head and continued on his quest to find the only person who may have an idea of what's going on.

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   Continuing on his way to find his way to find his friend, Connor saw a large tree higher than most in the forest, and was in the same direction as the shout. Going at a light jog Connor made his way toward the tree. Hearing something snap behind Connor quickly spun around and saw a gigantic penis monster looking back at him quite suductivly. Knowing what would happen if he didn't act Connor leapt toward what he thought its weak spot would be. The testicles. Falling in an arch he threw a mighty punch straight into the left testi. The super penis howled in pain and struck back with a punch of his own. Only to miss as Connor ducked to the right and proceeded to kick the right testicle. The penis howled ounce more and slammed its main body straight into Connor knocking him into a tree a few feet back. It then proceeded to attempt to cover Connor in its jibber only to explode from the damage done to its cum deposits. The jizz and blood just barely missing Connor as he pulled himself up and continued toward the large tree.

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   Coming up to a small clearing with the large tree on the other end, Connor began to hear laughing the laughing of a madman. He had found Timmy.