Atomic Health

As Big Mac opened his eyes, he noticed he was seeing in black and white, he could see perfectly fine with even better details then before, just in two different colors, he was greeted by the white ceiling; covered with black spots of grime and dust, with the odd cracks and scratches; as he tilted his head slightly to the right, he saw his sister fretting over him.

this is the real thing, and still she is a-

Again?! Shut up!

I will, but I'll talk through you.

"HIYA!" Big Mac shouted at the top of his lungs, scaring his two sisters, the doctor and the entire ward.

Dude! What the hell?! Give me back my body!

Fuck off! This is fun!

"Big Mac!" Applejack said, enforcing him to be quiet for two seconds. "Keep it down!"

"Sorry, sis'" he shrank down into his hospital bed, and gave her puppy eyes.

"It may be damage to his frontal lobe"

He tilted his head again, seeing his little sister, Applebloom, a second ago, she would of been almost in complete tears but now she's shocked and the doctor, waving around an x-ray of his head; the blue curtains surrounded them.

Give me back my body!

No!

"hello, doc," the doctor tilted his head away from the x-ray and towards Big Mac. "Did you say damage to the frontal lobe?" The Doctor flipped the x-ray to the bedside, it showed the his skull; crushed and bent at the front; at the back, it was slightly caved in.

"Yes, yes; also some to your visionary lobe" he tapped at the back of the skull on the paper.

"Is that why I am seeing in black and white?" Big Mac tapped at the rim around his eyes.

"Most likely, though there is no way to reverse it; so you will see like that for the rest of your life," he turned to see the sisters' wide eyes and horrified faces. "I'll leave you with your family" he pulled back the curtains, revealing the rest of the ward.

Holy shit!

What Big Mac saw was not the best sight to see. On one of the ward beds, where a pony should be lying; was a bug like creature, it did look a lot like a changeling but more grotesque and ugly; with bits and pieces of it hanging from it's body, it's chest almost with no skin. It had talons as sharp as razor and as long as a stick, black and pointed.

Okay, don't freak out! Do not freak out!

How the hell are we supposed to not freak out?! It's a fucking corpse over there

Just stay calm.

How?!

I don't know... talk to Applejack!

You mean that-

Shut up!

"Hiya sis" Big Mac tilted his head away from the "thing" and to his sister, giving a weak smile.

"Hello, big brother," she held his hoof. "You're going be fine"

"I know, I know" he make the weak smile slightly bigger.

"You sure?" She asked, giving him a strong grin; showing her teeth.

"Yeah, but hey," he smirked at what he was about to say. "You know you look like a clown if you show your teeth when you smile?"

"I do not!" She shoved him jokingly.

"Applebloom," he rolled over and looked at his little sister. "Doesn't she look like a clown when she smiles with teeth?"

"Yes, yes she does" she giggled as he rolled back over.

"See?" He had the world's biggest smirk now. "Two versus one, we win"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"If you grin right now, you will look like a clown" he chuckled.

"I will not!" She punched him playfully.

"Do it then" he grinned.

"Fine" she smiled; showing all her teeth, and she did look like a clown. "See? I do not"

"You do, Applebloom?" He rolled over and looked at his sister nodding while giggling. "I think that's a yes"

"Well, on that note;" she tipped her hat to her big brother. "The farm needs us, and we have been sitting here for three days"

"Three days?!" He was surprised that one crash could last him so long. "What about the multicolored daredevil!?" He laughed under his breath at his own clever remark.

"She got a few leg bruises, a bump on the head and a feather or two lost but she is fine, well goodbye for later, big brother!" With that, she tipped her hat and left through the door.

Now what?

We wait.

Day one

I am bored out of my mind, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored! Food was terrible, some sort of unidentifiable jelly and bread. No entertainment, I ain't reading a book, that's just boring!

Night one

I have read over five books already, goddamn it! This is just boring, this boredom has made him read! What did I read? My Hero, Golden Horseshoe, The Wrong Fork, Spirit of a Rising Sun, Dreamflow, and some Dub-step fan fiction about some daft punks saving Equestria; yeah. Right; two idiots in helmets are gonna save the world with electronic noise. That is totally going to happen. Well, sleep.

Day two

Damn it! The book thing-a-ma-jig didn't come around today; what the hell am I supposed to do?!

I don't know, find the book pony?

Oh, great you are still alive.

I've been here the whole time, listening to you, wittering on

What have you heard?

Who you like, who are you friends, how you are planing to kill that thing two beds away from us.

Why do you need to know that?

I am still here, I can hear you

Why?

Because you are literally in my head!

And?

That means I can hear you!

Really?

Yes! Also, I would very appreciated if you wouldn't talk about my sister!

Why?

Because I can hear you![

Is it really that bad to hear compliments about your sister?

It is bad from some-pony like you!

Really? Is it that bad?

When you speak of a lasso and black leather mask? Then yes, yes it is!

Stop your whining!

Stop yours! Wait...What day is it?

Like the sixth, maybe

You've lost track of time?!

Yeah

How!?

Well, I've been reading...a bit

Dude, I watch you read like twenty books in seven hours!

So? That's a bit.

You are a perverted son of a bitch that took over my mind! How are you a book-worm as well?!

Reading isn't that bad.

I would rather do drugs than read that many books in seven hours

Big Mac, winners don't use drugs

Shut up! That's still a shit ton of books!

Yeah, so?

How do you read while having those thoughts?!

What thoughts?

Lasso and black mask thoughts.

Multitasking?

Touché.

Still, what are we actually still doing here?

I don't know, rest and relaxation?

But I want rampage and racket!

Both are R and R, but still there is no need for your version

Why? I have control over your body

You will not ignore me!

I will!

Not!

Do you know what the word fratricide means?

No, I do not.

It means to kill one's sibling, brother *or** sister*

You are not killing my family!

Oh, no, no. Not that; but don't you think we are slightly like brothers?

No, we are not brothers!

We are a bit

Never!

We are like brothers, we are arguing yet we have to live in the same place. Brothers, if you are being technical.

We are not being technical! We are not brothers!

We are sort of.

You are not killing me off!

Why not?

Because this is my body!

This is my body now!

Is not!

Screw this, I'm getting up!