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As we arrived we were greeted by both Applejack and her brother Big Mac, “Hello to ya Coury!” Applejack said to me.

“Mornin’ Applejack.” I said shaking her hand.

“Mornin’ Courier” Big Mac said to me.

“Morning Big Mac.” I said back.

“Um... So you are the Apple Family?” Trixie questioned.

Applejack laughed a bit, “Nah we’re only a part of the family! Come one both of ya how about ya join us for brunch?”

“Sure!” I said happily.

“I don’t see why not... I mean I do have to test to see if the food is...” Trixie said.

“Come on then!” Applejack shouted leading us off towards where her family was situated but I got removed from the group by Big Mac.

“Come on Ah want a rematch...” Big Mac said to me.

“You’re on!” I said racing him to the barn. I was greeted with the sight of SOOOOOO MUCH HARD CIDER! No! I promised to show Trixie around.... “Sorry I can’t... at least not now... Maybe tomorrow after I get done showing Trixie around town....”

“Ah come on... Alright then no hard cider! I challenge ya to a chug off!” Big Mac stated.

“Bring it!” I replied, “Anyone else wanna join?”

About five other Apples joined in, Braeburn, Apple Cinnamon, Apple Split, Bushel, and Red Delicious were among them.

Another Apple took the place of Judge, “OKAY I want a fair match! No cheating! No beating on each other and NO SLAPPING GLASSES!”

We all agreed to the rules.

“Good then we will begin in 3... 2... 1... GO!”

We began to chug the regular cider after a few more rounds it was down to me and Big Mac, “Still think you can beat me?”

“You ain’t no Apple!” He stated.

Oh but the other Apples were eliminated.”Okay say whatever you might but I’m going to win!”

Just before the final round began both Applejack and Trixie walked into the barn.

“What in tarnation are you two doin?” Applejack questioned.

I looked at the empty barrels of cider and said simply, “Having a chug off wanna join?”

Big Mac stared me down.

“Sure!” Applejack said jumping in.

“Oookay! We begin this round in 3.... 2.... 1.... GO!”

I began to chug my barrel. But then it began to come right back up. I dropped the barrel and leaned over and puked out the contents of my stomach.

“Ohhh It looks like Courier is out! Better luck next time.”

I wiped my mouth off with a rag that somepony gave to me, “I think we should leave before I join in on anything else.”

“Yeah we should.... and...” Trixie began to say.

“I won before and Big Mac wanted a rematch. That’s about it... except last time...”

“You got tied to a pole?” Trixie laughed.

“No I went streaking through town. But....” I said when I was cut off by the laughter that surrounded me.

Trixie stopped laughing for a minute and said, “How about we...” She picked up laughing again.

“Okay follow me...” I need to keep my mouth shut.

We eventually made it out, “Sorry.... sorry...”

“Go ahead get it out.”

“I already did....”

“Well next is Rarity.....”

“You don’t sound too happy to be seeing her.”

“I’m not. Last time I got stuck in there for close to eight hours because she didn’t like the way I dressed.” I sighed.

“Well I actually think your current look suits you....” Trixie began she then stepped closer to me.

Woah..... this can’t be happening, “Um... before this can happen you’d have to talk with Lightning.... She is MY herd master....”

“Oh...”

“Just go for the stomach that’ll drop her really quickly...”

Trixie looked at me with a slight smile, “I’ll try...”

Talon scoffed, “Knock it off you two it’s making me sick.”

I snickered at Talons remark.

We eventually arrived at the Carousel Boutique. My most hated place in all of Ponyville.

“Here we are. The Carousel Boutique.” I began to say.

“Ah there you are Courier...” Rarity said inviting us inside, “Oh and who’s this mare with you?”

“Well my name is Trixie...” Trixie replied.

“OH! You don’t... You couldn’t.... I mean not with that look!” Rarity began before she hauled Trixie into another room.

“I’d hate to leave her like this but... I don’t want to be next.” I said solemnly. I knew she would be in there for an hour or two. So that gave me enough time to visit Fiery beforehand. “I’ll be back before she’s out...”

I got up and walked out of the Boutique. I knew what I had to do. It’s been awhile since I spent any serious time alone with Fiery and she was sure to get pissed. I had one option. And only one. I had to get her behind the forge itself so I could.... Pleasure her to the degree she wanted. It’s going to get hot back there quite quickly. I already found out... that she is the slickest out of my herd of five now? Yeah five. Lightning, Hunter, Derpy, Fiery, and Pinkie.