the fanfic where christopher lloyd and aberham lincoln get sucked through a wormhole caused by christopher lloyd putting his ipad in a microwave and finding themselves in equestria where wierd stuff happens for absolutely no legitimate reason whatsoever

“Holy ballistic bacon bananas batman!” Christopher Lloyd exclaimed for no conceivable reason, causing batman’s eyes to explode from the pure untainted perfection of the statement, coating his stuffy butler Alfred with his eyes magical turtle flavored kool-aide.

“What is it that has your panties in such a tightly wound knot oh bozo the clown haired one?” Abraham Lincoln asked licking the nearest window with an incredible amount of vigor that could only be matched by john McCain in a big fluffy bee costume riding a big sexy walrus.

“I think I may have discovered a portal to an alternate dimension populated entirely by small colorful hoofed mammals found to be incredibly obsessed over by males in our society even though ninety five percent of the population there is female!” the deloreon pimpin scientist shouted, stuffing cheerios into his nostrils and emptying a jug of milk over his head before beating himself in the face with a spoon.

“That’s incredible!” the top hat toting human bullet catcher squealed with glee, having now moved on from window licking to stuffing his face with crayons.

“i'll show you how it works!” the half crazed Lloyd giggled,” you take an ipad, and you put it in the microwave!”

“Glorious! Finally something an apple product is good for fending off rabid three legged gophers with lisps!”

With a theatrical flourish Lloyd reached deep into his trousers and pulled out an ipad from what he so fondly called “natures pocket.” After beating some handicapped rodents with it he thrust it into the microwave.

Meanwhile, somewhere someplace where things were that were there, Steve jobs’ legs grew legs and ran into an electric fence leaving jobs to violently insert caterpillars into his rectum until the Russians had a moose parade.

As Lloyd set the microwaves nuclear powered timer to half past potato, Lincoln was gluing skittles to his cat that went by the name of Chester, dark ruler of all. After Chester had been well coated in skittles Lincoln ate him and played the electric banjo.

With a loud whooshing noise similar to that of air passing through a politicians head, a black hole appeared in front of the microwave along with Morgan freeman on a yodeling Indonesian bison.

“Live long and prosper you shall twilight sparkle, for the rebel fleet shall soon take over Hogwarts and not even the tardis will be able to stop the covenant from stealing all the coffee and donuts.” Freeman announced in the world’s worst impression of a furbie in a toaster.

Then Lloyd tore off all of his clothes and ran into the wormhole with a primal utterance of unexplainable origin followed by Lincoln and all of the power rangers who melted at the sight of something that I’m not going to describe because taking the time to describe a disco duck the size of a minivan sitting in a kiddie pool full of easy cheese playing yahtsee with a bottle Ronald McDonald and Donald trump would be a long and tedious process that I don’t feel like taking the time to explain.

Please continue to the next chapter if you have not yet put your face through your abdomen in confusion.