Canterlot is under attack by the forces of darkness, lead by the newly resurrected King Sombra, bent on world domination. With all hope lost(and finding a book titled "Extremely Generic and Predicable Prophecies"), the three princesses of this fair castle call upon the man called the "Champion of Light," hoping that he can put a stop to this.
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Instead they get a fat man in a red parka that nobody asked for, claiming to be the man that they seek.

This story is not meant to be taken seriously. It is merely a story to get my creative blood flowing. If you have any criticisms about this story, please post them in the comments below so I can improve. Don't be afraid to be brutal; this isn't my first story, not by a long shot. This was also done in a day with no editor and copious amounts of Get Lucky, so any mistakes found and presented will be appreciated.