Chapters Cutie Mark Crusaders: TARDIS Travellers
The Key.... To A Blue Box
Apple Bloom's POV
"Ahhhh," Applebloom said in relief, getting ready for a brand new day " nothin lak a good breakfast to start this here mornin" as she went downstairs and saw a brown stallion with spiky hair near the barn, as she went closer to spy on the mysterious colt, he said
"Hmmm, other animals seem to have the ability to talk... Ditzy, are the notes taken"
a grey pegasus said "Yes, probably, I don't know?!"
"Yes You were, I saw you writing.."
"I was playing tic tac toe,even, what if Applejack knows we're here, she might ban us from apples!"
"Oh relax Ditzy, I can always change the timeline"
Applebloom was shocked when she heard that she stepped back and stepped on the hay which made a rustling sound and hit her head, apparently The brown colt did not hear that, but what he did heard was, the impact of the ground onto the filly's head "Ditzy, someones watching us!" Doctor whispered "Run slowly" Ditzy flew fast "Or that" Applebloom hit her head so hard that she forgot what the colt said because she was mostly focusing on the pain
"Uhhh" Applebloom groaned until fainting
Applebloom woke up with a key dangling off Winona's mouth "Hey, Winona, what in tarnation is that ya got here?" She grabbed it and said " must be a key, well, better put this in the club house into the box of lost possessions." She went to the club house and put it into the box, she also discovered that the key was also glowing "Huh, must be some magic water over it, well, there's no tahm to worry bout that, its tahm to crusad'!" Few minutes later, Applebloom saw Scoot and Sweetie racing over to the Club house ladder
"I'll go first!"exclaimed Sweetie Belle
"No me"Exclaimed Scootaloo
"me!"Exclaimed Sweetie
"me!"Exclaimed Scootaloo.
"Gals Stop It!" Applebloom said angrily, then they began to be calm, they sat calmly, "Lookie here, I have a key, somepony dropped it near the farm, but I kinda forgot what he said. I think it had something to do with tahm an stuff, well, all ah know was that he was with Derpy" Applebloom said to the two.
Then Scootaloo said "The mail mare?" Scootaloo question, Applebloom Answered
"Yes, now we are gonna find out where this key fits in, probably a safe"
"Or A Door" Scoot said
"Or a secret dimension" Sweetie Said
":Or-" Scoot said but was cut off by AppleBloom "We don't have much any time, we must find out where it fits, I am really curious about this key, it might be a key to evil" Applebloom said" Since Gems And Necklaces can destroy evil, Keys and the key..lock may cause eeeevill !!!!" emphasizing the word evil made the girls worried, so they agreed to find where does this key belong to, they went to Rarity's shop, Applejack's farm,Twilight's library,Rainbow Dash's cloud palace(Scoots idea), Pinkie's bakery,Fluttershy's cottage "It's no use, there are a million of keylocks around Equestria, only if we knew.... well thats new." looking at the blue box near the farm, so are the girls looked at it in awe "Well, if this key fits here, then we won, if not, then... we go home" Applebloom said, she gulped and said "Well, here goes nothin" Putting the key in the keyhole then "IT WORKED" unlocking it, the girls jumped with joy, but Applebloom was greatly dissapointed , Sweetie said "Awww, why the long face?"
"Ah thot it woud be sumtin good, but a blue box...."
then Scoot said "Don't worry something must be cool in...side..." Her jaw dropped looking at the contents of the box "Guys, look.." The Girls Looked at it in awe, they said in unison "It.... It... It's bigger.... on the inside!!!" They went inside the box slowly, looking around the place," Awesome" Scoots said looking at the center......
"What does this button do" Sweetie said pushing a button, then the box started shaking
"Sweetie whaddya do?" Applebloom said "If This is self destructin' im gonna be so angry if this blows up... huh, it didn't... Thank Celestia"
Sweetie said"Im sorry Applebloom, just curious" Applebloom nodded then went outside, they felt like something was wrong, they felt that they went back in time "Hey gals, ya think we travelled back in tahm?" Applebloom said
"Nah, That could never happen, if Rainbow Dash-" Scootaloo was interrupted by Booms, Crackles and bright flashes coming from Nightmare Moon and Princess Celestia.
"There Could be Only ONE RULER and that will be MEEE!" Nightmare Moon exclaimed!
As the crusaders looked around, the houses were stone instead of cement and as they slowly trotted back to the Tardis...
Scoot said "Yup, we definitely went back in time " The three huddling in fear, shivering "Get back in the box...." Whispered Sweertie, they went back into the box, closed the door, and started screaing...
They pressed random buttons"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" All Screamed, And now they went outside of the box, their bodies felt... weird, like morphing into something with clothes magically appearing onto them, it looked like Lyra's Research about Humans, and they fainted inside the Tardis. Luckily, when Sweetie Belle fainted, she pressed the camouflage button that way the Tardis is invisible from the inside, the Box sent them in an apartment.
In The TARDIS.
"Uhh, what ha-??? What in tarnation, what am I?" Applebloom questioned looking over her body, hands, feet, yellow shirt and red skirt. She glanced over Sweetie, she looks like her but different. Purple and Pink hair. Silver shirt and white shorts. Scootaloo with purple hair, orange T shirt and Blue pants. As Sweetie stood up, she also accidentally pressed the button. She was shocked too by her new appearance. "What AM I?!?!" She exclaimed until Scootaloo woke up "AHHHHHH!!! What am I?!" Then they all screamed and calmed down. "So, lets go outside, maybe we can ask the locals of who and what we are.
2006, Sweden, Felix's Apartment
"Hello, My name's Pewdiepie, welcome to Amnesia, A scary game"
The Girls saw a blonde unknown creature, they thought, recording his first video with an unknown thing that isn't a film taker, how many guys would like him if he showed his recorded film to everyone, went back to the TARDIS and travelled to 2013....
2013,Sweden, Felix's Apartent
What they saw was tempting, He had a girlfriend, Tons of fanmail, Looks like Sweetie had won the bet "Bet? what bet?"
Felix Heard this
"Hey,wah you doin'?" The Girls Were petrified "Get out,please, you might get into trouble in spying so, go do stuff other than spying." They nodded and went back to the Blue Box near the room, "Holy shit, that thing is bigger on the inside!" He went inside
"You can be the captain, since you're famous!" Sweetie said.
"But this place is to tight to move." Pewdiepie said
"Where we goin' we don't need narrowness" Applebloom said and teleported away to Equestria.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: TARDIS Travellers
Captain Pewds is in da house!!
Funny Start Go!
"Captain Pewds commands to go to the restroom!!" The Crusaders made the Tardis go to the restroom. "Time for some peeing time!!" *piss*
Intermission
*flush*
"Ahhh, much better. kay, so,Time to question you gurlz.. So, what your'e saying that you three girls found this box in your dimension that can rape people's mind, can be a car and bend time."
"Yeah" Applebloom said then questioned "Wait,Felix, what's rape?"
"Nevermind." Pewds said with a blush, realizing who he was talking to. "And Also, you said that in your dimension, U R ponies??"
Pewdiepie looked at Sweetiebelle, her hair looked like the pony from that McPixel DLC..
"Yes, Indeed we were ponies, that turned into this creature that our friend Lyra is zealous about." Sweetie said "But at first I thought was preposterous to see a mythical anthropomorphic like creature. Also, I learned little about humans because of Lyra's anthropology book." Sweetie said when all her friends looked at her, dumbfounded by her vocabulary. "What, I go to Twilight's Library. That's what you get from reading..."
"So, is this thing yours?"Pewds said with one eyebrow raised.
The crusaders had to lie. "Yes, It is...." Their faces of guilt showed up which Pewds thought was cute at first but already found out that this was stolen but he does not know who the owner is. "Wait just a minute." He went to the Mainframe and started pressing buttons and went outside. Luckily, this was the place where he wanted to go. He was in someone's room.
"What the HELL!!" Someone said "WHAT IS THIS BOX DOING IN MY-"
"Hi!" Pewds said
"Felix, HOW DID YOU GET HERE FROM THE UK, And get this blue box out of- whoah!! ITS BIGGER on THE IN SIDE!!"
"I know but come in here, I need you to have a talk with these kids.."
A man with glasses went into the blue box with pewds. "So Doug, how do you feel about stealing..."
"Well Pewds, I'll tell these girls about stealing...."
A LONG SCOLDING LATER
"So, you should never steal because in the Middle East, they will cut the body part that you used to steal, any how....."
A LONG SCOLDING LATER
Critic said "Wait, this thing can travel through time right?" They all nodded "Good now we have to be finding the owner of the TARDIS,that seemingly belongs to a guy from a popular TV Show in BBC... So, all we need is to travel back to 1963 or the place where the Doctor is mostly seen, but we aren't fans..." They agreed and tried to travel back.
"Wait, that's not supposed to happen, it's not moving..." Critic said "Probably I should close the door...." When the door just closed, it started shaking, and the door opened.
When they went outside, It was Felix's room, since it was Pewds room, he diecided to have a short time there. "Hey Marzia, we're having a space adventure, wanna come?" Marzia thought it was a joke, but when she got close to pewds, she saw the Tardis.
"Dios Mios, CAN I COME!" She ran in there with glee and Felix was happy to see Marzia in his Space Adventure. Removing all thoughts, he sprung up and said "Take me to 1963!!!"
It shook again, making most of the people inside the TARDIS fall down, except for Pewds, he was determined to do the right thing now...
When they went outside, they are in someone's room. "Hello once again Audi- Hey!" A guy with a green shirt reading TOBUSCUS was interrupted by a blue box crashing in Toby's room. "What the- Hey pewds, Hey Critic.. What is this and who are these cute kids?"
"These are Appplebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. The so called masters of time." Pewds said with sarcasm "I think you should join us just for another member." Toby agreed and went inside the TARDIS.
"Okay this time, 1963!!!." Critic emphasized
The Crusaders nodded as they pressed the button and levers. Instead of Planet Gallifrey, They just crashed into a guys room who seems to be a youtuber. His logo is a V with a red triangle behind it. "What are you doing? THIS is MY ro- woah a TARDIS!! It IS real!!! Isaac, Bethany,Sierra come over here."
3 teens went to Jordan's room and awed in the sight while Critic said "Just what we needed, fans of the show, come on in, make yourselves at home." as they walked in, Bethany saw 3 girls that looked like the sisters of her favorite cartoon characters; Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. she thought 'Well, this is the TARDIS.'.
"Captain Pewds is ready for 1963 now, I wonder why you girls keep getting it wrong?" Pewdiepie questioned these three kids.
"Actually, we just press random buttons, we can't read these languages." It was in Gallifreyian language. Pewds just pressed buttons and the Tardis shook.
"I think I am going to barf..." Marzia said, holding her chunks in.
The girls showed a chucked expression and just continued. And finally, when they walked out, they were in the past. Good, Right. They're finally in the past.... in the Philippines. And somehow, behind them were a group of DALEKS that teleported right behind them, Jordan screamed "DALEKS!!! Run for your lives, He quickly ran with his siblings out of the Tardis, Pewds also ran outside the TARDIS, Critic and Tobuscus too, The girls and Marzia went with Felix....... And the Daleks were chasing and shooting them. "OH COME ON!!!!!" Sweetie Belle Exclaimed!
To Be Continued..
Cutie Mark Crusaders: TARDIS Travellers
Philippines... What a prosperous country right, well, as you can see, the Filipinos are really peaceful in this day, disregard the cruel Spaniards who are about to execute the Philippine National Hero, Doctor JOSE RI-
"RUUUN!!!" Said Jordan running away from a group of Daleks(1-5 Daleks), with the group.
"EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE!!! " Was all the people could hear before the death of our beloved man.
"FUEGO!" As the soldiers shot, expecting a dead man, was a dead Dalek.
One of the soldiers said "Ano iyan?" He said until the Daleks looked at the soldier.
"HE HAS DEACTIVATED ONE OF OUR KIND, HE MUST NOT LIVE! EXTERMINATE! "One Dalek said until they all went chasing the soldier, all the soldiers went shooting all the Daleks that were chasing the man who accidentally killed one of their kind. When the Daleks died, they saw that Rizal was gone. people claimed that he died and his body was taken by those people. The people did not see whether the shot hit Rizal or not. They were sure that he was dead.... and then Bagumbayan became Luneta.... no change at all... the corpse wasn't found but they believed that the spirit was found.........
Back to the story
"Everyone alright?" said Doug, who is panting loudly before quickly questioning "Where's Applebloom, Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo?" Until his question was answered by 3 girls carrying an unconscious body of a man in a black tuxedo with a black bowler hat. He was handsome but no one knows who he is because they don't study the history of the Philippines in America even though there was a Filipino to American war.
"So who is he?" Asked the curious Felix. "Is he important to history? Because I heard the natives saying that he's dead when I was running through the crowd, some of them were speaking gibberish and some were speaking English."
Since everybody knew his name but not them, they need to get a history book. So they time travelled the time when they got the TARDIS(Felix time) and got a Philippine history book. Apparently, his death was important. Since the people thought he was dead, the timeline is safe and sound, and the future wouldn't be bleak...
Okay, back to the subject.
They got back to the Tardis and let Rizal sleep. "I wonder how he got unconscious anyway?" Doug said.
UNCONSCIOUS FLASHBACK
"RUUUUn!!!!" Rizal quickly turned and saw a man wearing a blue shirt, red triangle with a golden V ran over him. He was going to get up but his hand were tied together, then came a blonde man, a brown haired woman, a guy with glasses, a guy with brown hair, a young woman with orange curly hair, and a girl with straight brown hair, And robot things, ran over him. He was in pain until he stood up, relieved, but he hasn't been shot yet. After he stood up, he prepared himself. Since he waited too long for the soldiers to shoot him. He turned around and was going to the crowd to ask them why was he not shot, but instead for questions, he then he tripped over a rock, and hit his head, since many people were there to witness the death of Rizal, almost all of them watched the killing of the Daleks, some were watching the group away, they heard multiple gunshots, but when they looked at the center, the body was gone. when he slightly opened his eyes, he saw three girls carrying him, then his head got hit with a rock. The three girls gasped and quickly carried him onto to the sight where the TARDIS is at.
End Flashback
"Well, I'll get to know when he's awake..." Doug said looking at the unconscious non-action hero...
"Captain Pewds need 1963 for this TARDIS to go back to its respectful owner! GIRLS!! OPERATION 1963 TIME IS A GO!!!" The girls has finally mastered it(Disregard the Trainee manual in Scootaloo's hand[Disregard that Scootaloo is not a pony at a momen{Yes, I'll be making a pony chapter}]) 1963 is the target.. Then they went to 1963 Doctor Who.
"Hello Doctor, I believe this is your." Felix said to the 1st Doctor.
"No, it isn't, my Tardis is just right here." he said pointing at it.
"Oh, wrong time." Felix said "Well, nice knowing ya'." He then walked back into the TARDIS. "Failed! Hey you, what's your name?" He said talking to Jordan."Name's Jordan, the reason why it did not work is because this TARDIS is owned by the 10th Doctor but the latest episode is 11th..... But how?"
"Tha' Colt nir' ar' barn' is tha' guy yor' luking' fer" Applebloom said while Felix exclaimed "WHY DID YOU NOT SAY THIS BEFORE???? THAT IS IMPORTANT INFO!!! Well, sorry for shouting but, you made us work hard, why did you not say this..."
"It's because I forgot." Applebloom said with sadness in her eyes."Ar' ya' mad at me?" Felix was going to say something until Sweetie defended "Wait! Don't be mad at her, it was me who started the Tardis, we thought this thing was evil, until we found out how powerful it was and only a good man can steer it." Sweetie said "So do you agree to accept my apology?"
"Yes, it maybe your fault but not all of it. It's because your'e kids, you are meant to discover new things in this world." Felix said "And maybe if it gets you in trouble, you'll learn about your mistakes, remember that."
Sweetie said "Hey Felix... Thanks." Sweetie than began to hug Felix like a father and daughter should.
Everyone in the TARDIS awwwwwwwwwwwww-ed when they heard about this. Marzia walked to Felix "You can be a good father someday Felix..." Then Marzia went back to check if Rizal is okay.
"And Sweetie."
"Yeah?"
"Please don't use high vocabulary."
"Okay."Sweetie said. As Felix stood up, It's time to take this TARDIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then suddenly, one of the circuit boxes broke and now, they're stuck in the 18th century Philippines.
"Girls cover your ears..." They covered their ears and Pewdiepie quickly swore: "OH FOR FUCKINGS SAKE FUCKING HELL, SHIT, PENIS, SHIT, HELL, FUCK FUCK FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! " And then kicked one of the boxes. "Well, time to find a mechanic who can fix this...."
"this is the 18th century...." Toby said "Now we're trapped.."
Marzia quickly said "Well, I've heard that the Filipino's are hospitable, maybe we can sleep in their houses until we find a mechanic." Everyone agreed to the plan. They got a wagon, put the Tardis on top of the wagon and set off for a good place to rest. 12 is a crowd by the way.
All they need is a guy who can fix this....
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Dramatic Entry GO!!!
It was a dark day for the Filipinos, it is what they thought. The History has not been changed, but this group they know that this history is not what it seems.
Cue dramatic theme song.
Episode 4: Finding the Fix
Three girls were talking to the horse Pewds was riding "Hey, sir, Why are you so silent!?" The girls said in unison.
Pewds then said "These kind of horses don't talk."
"Oh, all right then can he understand us." Scoots said.
"No..."
"Okay Jordan found the manual, that's good right?"
"Yeah so what are we gonna do?" Pewdiepie said riding a horse that's carrying a cart, carrying the TARDIS. The Tardis contains all the other group members.
Inside the TARDIS was Toby and Marzia were guarding Jose Rizal.
Doug was there sleeping on the floor of the TARDIS.
Jordan is reading an instruction manual to know what happened to the TARDIS. "AHA!". Jordan has found the answer. "All we need is Mercury. Because there is a portion of the TARDIS that cannot run without Mercury. But where am I supposed to find something rare, liquified metal? Maybe I can find something to use in the TARDIS." Jordan thought. He went to a weird looking control box."This must be a computer." He was wrong, but this machine may be helpful. He typed in random letters thinking of mercury, he was hungry but he thought about mercury.. Coincidentally, he got some kind of bread thing food right? This thing reminded him of an old Doctor who episode but cannot remember...but still, he ate it and it tasted like something, it tasted coincidentally like his favourite food. He went to his manual and it showed endless numbers of food codes. He typed in Bacon n Eggs. It was so Delicious. "Guys! I found A FOOD MAKER!!"
"HUH? WHAT!" Pewds said "Hey, Girls wanna have some food?"
"Would we? We're hungry! Let's Chow down!" Scoots said racing to Jordan.
"No, I wanna be first!" Sweetie said
"Naw, meeh'!" AB said
"Kids, they're so funny." Pewds said..
Meanwhile
"Now that I'm done with my research, time to go to my TAR-*GASP*" A Certain Brown Pony was held in shock, looking at nothing but marks where the TARDIS was place. "DERPY!!!! WHERE IS MY TARDIS!!!"
End Of Mean to the While.
'nother maynwhal'
"Boring, Nothing to wreak chaos on..." Discord said.. "Well, the good kind." he teleported from place to place, timeline to timeline until he found something... Something extraordinary. Discord then snapped and it was gone.
..end..
10 minutes ago before Discord snapped
"Nom, nom. Boy, Apple flayverd chocholate!" AB said eating her TARDIS made food.
"Well, milkshake flavored milkshake is awesome!" Scoots said
"Milk n Veggies." Everyone looked at Sweetie Belle with a confused look, then went outside. Barfing sounds can be heard.
"Well, guys, now we have to eat again."Pewds said in disappointment... "Sweetie, never mix Veggies with sweets."
6 min before Discord snaps
Toby said praising the machine "MY GOD This machine. It's awesome!"
"This machine reminds me of something.." Jordan said.
Doug was there eating "Okay guys, this is the best thing I've ever tasted. If it is say I." Everyone said I.
"Urgh! I'm soooo full right now.." Said Pewds "That was one mean bacon.."
"You said it, these bacon's so good, I don't know what it's made of, but I don't care!" Scoots said "This is so delicious!!!"
"Yea, this thang is da best thing evar!" AB said with joy in her mouth.
Sweetie said it is also delicious, but it was too detailed that the writer became too lazy to write.
"Well. that was a bit too detailed Sweetie but now, eat this bacon flavored eggs." Scoots said.
"Well, I think that your'e ready, little ones...." Pewds said dramatically.
"Abowt wut?" Ab questioned.
"About bacon.... BACON ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
pig meat....
Censored... All we know that the Crusaders started puking everywhere..... when I mean everywhere I mean the whole area they're in...
then light consumed them all.
HAHAHA.
The laughed startled everyone.
Behold, I, Discord, the harbinger of Chaos. Copyright 1 B.C. The good kind of chaos Copyright 2013 A.D. in your time.. Hello, Chaos will happen here. In this area. it contains dangerous monsters but you will gain powers in where you've experienced like for example. You are a champion at throwing things. Then multiply that power by 20 times. Cool Right? So, if you are good at many things, you can go out, still keeping your powers. Also, If you win, I shall grant you 1 wish.
Let the chaos begin... Remember, it's the good kind.
So Pewds thought about his talent.. Making people laugh isn't important right now so, gaming powers.
Pewds imagined, Doom 3 weapons spawned around him, A Motor bike from trials, robot arm, laser, tomahawk, prop hunt hiding powers, throwing knife from Murder and etc.
Marzia, good at cooking and good looking, spawns ingredients and a stove, making flaming toast on one loaf. Weapons of food and utensils, this is what she feels.
Rizal, still asleep.. so, he is sent back to the TARDIS unconscious.
Three girls became the ultimate fighting machine. They became Kung Fu Mastered, Super Powered, Sky Diving, Skiing, Jumping, Killing machine and more skills because it will make more of a story.
Jordan and the gang became power rangers mixed with Doctor Who, with Sonic Screwdriver, Ties, Gmod Powers from trampolines, Teletubbies, Prop Hunt, Minecraft mods, Skyrim and many more.. Wait, this isn't a commer-
Toby became a zombie killing, bike master wizard. Ofcourse, spawned his dog, Griffin.
Doug became a killer, aim botted critic.Spawned Golden DEAGLE with infinite ammo.
Now they are ready.
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Deathmatch. Game Familiarizes Pewds
Deathmatch. Game Familiarizes Pewds
As they prepare for battle, you can summon allies. 5 each person.
"Okay... I summon! Cry, Ken, Minx, Mark and Yami." When just a second when Pewds said this, 5 people appeared.
"What the? Where am I?!" Cry exclaimed "FELIX WHAT IS THIS PLACE!!"
"No time to explain! Everyone, imagine video game powers!" Pewds said "Any Power!!"
Cry then spawned random powers into his body from video games.
Ken then spawned some random powers too.
Mark spawned knives, guns, grenades, diamond armor and a diamond sword with Sharpness V.
Mink spawned a knife, machete, minigun, chainsaw, smg, and awesome suit.
Yami then spawned guns and killing machines. And the ability to rewind, forward and pause time for a limited Time only.
As they summoned the 5 people, it was Applebloom's turn. She spawned Rarity,Rainbow Dash and AppleJack. Princess Twilight might be doing something else.
Jordan spawned characters from when they were playing gmod. Papa Acachalla, Billy, Gertrude, Sally and her pet Freddie-o.
Marzia spawned Jose Rizal but when she did this, Pewdiepie looked at her with a jealous glare. "What?" Marzia questioned "I don't want him to be left out. Besides, he's a hero!" Then Jose woke up, only to be found standing in a ceramic ground with glass tiles that could never end.
"Saan Ako!?" He questioned "Sino Kayo!? Ano to!?"
"Rizal! Spawn powers be cause you need it for battle now." Marzia said to Rizal.
"I can speak English, thank you.." Rizal said "I can speak Italian ,Spanish and other languages if you li-."
"Now is not the time, it's time to spawn powers."Pewds says but Jose Rizal shook his head.
"Why would I want power? I don't need power to cont-"
"Not that kind of power!!!"
"Oh, ok." Then Jose Rizal thought of Thick Armor resembling Spaniards old armor, monk cloak, cowboy hat and Iron Sword and other armory and battle gear from other countries. He does not wish to summon anybody.
I think that is it. Let the games begin..
A honk was heard and the games start.
An instruction appeared in front of them. Survive 1 night. Die then you would just go back to the place you were before with your memories erased. Winner gets a wish. If you want to stay with the Time travellers, well, stay alive -Discord.
"I Got This!" Tobuscus used his wizard powers to transform a tree into a house. Pewdiepie then tried to practice his powers. The Crooked Man game taught him about puzzle game.
Night came
^Groan* A sound that was recognized by Pewds "Oh... No..." Everybody Looked at him. "It's him..." He then looked at a man smiling with his crooked neck. "Oh my god, I HAVE A KNIFE NOW BITCH!" He has infinite knives so he threw knives at the Crooked Man and the Crusaders tried to Kick the Man.... then the Crusaders died. "OH NO, DUKE I'LL KILL YOU!!!" He then threw alcohol, burn him, threw him down a hole, hanged him, slice n dice, and shot n hot.
"Geez, theyr'e alright,remember what Discord said."
"Yeah, I may have treated them too much like they were my own children... well, I think they won't remember the Crooked Man's face. That is creepy. At least it was Ao Oni." Then a Purple troll appeared and grabbed Tobuscus thus making Toby respawn in the Tardis fast asleep. "Run!!!" Pewds said while running to a group of villagers. Jordan was trading with one of them while Ao Oni was right behind Jordan.
"Jordan, behind you!!!"Isaac said but Jordan did nothing but grin. He brought out a shotgun and freakin killed him in one shot.
Everyone looked at Jordan at awe. Some.
"Ooh yeah. This Shotgun is better than Jimmy Caskett's knife." Then a man who sounds like Jordan but in a creepy voice's voice was heard.
"Heeeeeeyyyy Guuuuyyyssssssssssss.. Wanna Learn my SSSSSSSSSSSSSecret." It was Jimmy Caskett.
"Run." Jordan said and they all scattered and Jordan was alone. He was running away from Jimmy "Why does this have to happen, it feels like Slender!" Then Slender man appeared as if on cue. "Oh great, what now? Ghosts?" Then a gust of wind and a white lady appeared infront of Jordan. "The other way!!!" he had nowhere to go. "I had a good life.... GOOD BYE WORLD!!!!!!!" Then Jimmy Caskett sliced, Slender sucked his soul and white lady ate his body. This making him have nightmares when he respawns in the TARDIS.
"Papa Acachalla, Save Billy!!!" Sally said while riding Freddie-o. Papa nodded and saw Billy surrounded by headcrab Zombies.
"Hang on Billy I'll save ya'!" He grabbed Billy before his demise and they both gasped in relief. Everybody met at the campsite.
"That was intense, this dream is 20% Cooler than my other ones!" RD said.
"Wait, I thought this was my dream?" Rarity said until looking to AJ.
"Well, darn. This IS real, and we have these things for hooves."
"Well atleast I still have wings."
Pewdie inspected the crowd and noticed Jordan was missing. Well they did hear him scream then blood started squirting. Doug is still here, Marzia's sa- MARZIA!!! He then saw B.O.B. Disemboweling Marzia with his feet. Marzia is now dead "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" He then grabbed a flamethrower and B.0.B.'s penis and let sulfur explode making him explode inside and out. Pewds was looking at Marzias disemboweled corpse.
Yami said "Behind you!" Mark then shot the zombie behind him.
But the realization was, everybody looked and there was a gigantic pile of zombie hoard. and only 5 hours before sunrise. Could they make it and make home with new friends or die and never get mercury to get the Tardis.
TO BE CONTINUED. COMING UP NEXT: World ChaoZ
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Cutie Mark Crusaders: TARDIS Travellers
Side Story: Doctor and Derpy: And the quest for the missing Tardis
Side Story: Doctor and Derpy: And the quest for the missing Tardis
Side Story #1: Doctor and Derpy: And The Quest For The Missing Tardis
5:00 Pm
"DERPY!!!" Shouted the Doctor, calling the grey blond mare.
"Yeah?" Replied Derpy.
"Where's the Tardis!!??" The Doctor questioned but gained no reply. "Oh no, THE KEY!!! Its gone! That means...".
"The TARDIS Was stolen by somepony you know or not know or somepony that knows you and hates you or somepony completely random." Derpy said to the Doctor.
"Daleks...." The doctor muttered. "They probably stole the key, there must be one here!".
So Derpy and Doctor went out to the Everfree Forest, to find the Daleks who have truly done the wrong thing...Or did they.
After a long search, the moon was starting to rise, this was a sign for them to leave. After they went away from the dangerous forest, they went to Derpy's house and talked.
"None.... No Daleks in that area. Well, Time to travel." The Doctor said to himself.
"Wait, you don't have the Tardis? How are you-"
"No worries, I can ask that teal green human obsessed unicorn to lead us to the human world in a random time. You do know she writes human history by going there and living her dream." The Doctor Answered "Well, If she may believe us.".
The room was silent for the Doctor to think how to make Lyra believe that The Doctor was a anthro-alien time traveller who goes around the galaxy, fighting aliens... But no Tardis.... With a lightbulb shining bright above his head, he thought of an idea.
"I GOT IT! I'll make a machine for me to travel to another dimension in a certain time!!! GENIUS!" The Doctor said rejoicing.
"But where are we going to get the materials?" Derpy questioned.
"Ooh, too easy, there are gold, diamond, metal, iron, stone, magic and clocks in this place, so all we need are those, that should be easy right?".
Oh, the Doctor shouldn't have said that.
1 epilogue later.
4:00 Pm
"Steady Derpy, Careful Derpy.... Careful Derpy.. Careful Derpy!.. CAREFUL DERPY!!!!!!!!" Then He woke up the Dragon "Oh no, Run, Get the Gold and Diamonds!!!" Derpy quickly grabbed the requested items and ran through the exit. Then the Dragon inhaled then made fire run after them. Luckily, they survived the chase with The Doctor's tail still on fire.
"Well, This is all your fault!" Derpy shouted at the Doctor.
"Me, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL!"
10 in a half hours later(Dont worry, they were arguing while walking to their houses.)
"No YOU left the Tardis in the open!" Derpy said.
"Yyeah I thiink it is." The Doctor said "At least we have all these. Time to build, Allons-y!"
"???"Derpy just looked at the Doctor with a blank expression then said "What was that?"
9 Hours later
1:00 Am
"Deeeerpy, Immm Doooone!!" The Doctor said in a tune.
Derpy came downstairs with a yawn and groaned "What is it, I haven't had my-"
"I made a robot..." Doctor said "It's Perfe-"
"How's this going to make us travel through time, space, and dimensions??"
"Easy, go push this button and set date and dimension, I haven't turned it on yet but I'll try...." He then pushed the button and the robot came to life.
"Greeting Quadrupedal Life Forms. My name is R.O.S.A.T. For Robot Of Space And Time. What shall I help you with??? " The Robot said. The Doctor was startled by this voice.
"I should really change his voice chip to sound like a guy not a Dalek..." The Doctor opened him and changed the sound of Rosat.
"Hello there." The Robot said " My name is Rosat which stand for Robot of Space and Time. May I help you?".
"Later, I shall be helped later. But in the mean time, turn off."
"Yes, master."
The Plan.
"So we need Lyra cus' shes got the dates and stuff?" Derpy said.
"Yes Derpy, I know that they went back and changed major part in history...." The Doctor said holding a device unfamiliar to Derpy.
"When did you make that? And mostly, what is that?" Derpy said.
"It is an interdimensional history history machinery of today and tomorrow, or I call it, IHHMTOT Or I would just call it History Anomaly Detector or-"
"Enough!!! Let's just go get Lyra." Derpy said, then she turned around... And almost got a heart attack" Holy Ccelestia!!" Lyra was just behind her just packing up her saddlebag.
"Derpy? Why do want to 'get' me? I have no time, I got a Lyre recital today." Lyra explained and also questioned "And why do you want to ge-.... You want to have sex with me, dont you?" Derpy froze there then fainted.
The Doctor walked forth and said :We need you for the dates of human history... We need this to travel back in time.." When the teal green pony heard the word 'human', she sprung into action "The Recital's gotta wait, I gotta have this!!!"
"My machine isn't to advanced to tell the specific time, only the title. It says 'Jose Rizal's death'."The Doctor said and Lyra went to her saddlebag and looked at her book.
"December 30, 1896, Killed by the Spaniards was Jose Rizal, executed in Bagumbayan but in the 21st century, people call it Luneta park.
Then, The Doctor pushed a button on the Robot and Rosat came to life. "What shall I do master?" Lyra was looked at the doctor with her jawdropped, thinking that the Doctor is not only A Doctor but he is 'The Engineer'.
"I wish to be on December 30."
"Are you sure, there are some time anomalies there, would you really go there?" The doctor nodded and a warp hole sucked them and they were now teleported to Bagumbayan. Their bodies slowly turned into humans, Derpy had grey clothes, and light blue pants, Lyra, Black and white striped sweater with a white t shirt with blue jeans, and the Doctor with his classic Doctor outfit. Derpy was scared and Lyra was just plain cool with it and too the Doctor. Derpy still walked on all fours while the two of them know how to do walking. Doctor held up his hand to help Derpy with her walking problem. A few minutes later, she knew how to walk. There was no one here in Bagumbayan. They sighed in relief that no one saw Derpy does not know how to walk. Since there was no one there. That means it has already happened but the corpse of Rizal was not there so there was a time anomaly there. Derpy may have asked questions about humans and how The Doctor did not tell her about he was technically a human before, but not time to waste, we have a Tardis to find.
Then he asked Rosat to transform into a anomaly detector. He detected anomalies in a forest. When they walked there, the Tardis was there, with a few people sleeping.... then 5 seconds later, five or more people appeared.
"HOLY CRAP ITS THE DOCTOR!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!" A 22 year old man ran up to him for a hug. Then he asked Rosat to turn into a taser and tazed Jordan. The guys went up to Jordan and helped him onto the couch.
"You, are you the ones who stole the Tardis??.." The Doctor said in a deep and serious voice. Everyone pointed at the 3 kids... Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.......
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"It's Time To rock and roll..." Pewds said preparing his chainsaw to cut on zombie flesh. "Time to hoard this shit.." He walked in front as the leader of the group. "Everybody, split up! 5 Hours remain, survive and we win th-"
"AAAAAH THIS HURTSSSSSS." Shouted Isaac, being eaten by a zombie. Then Isaac teleported asleep.
"Well, that, I can predict that would happen...." Bethany said "Poor Isaac. Good thing he's back at the Tardis." she grabbed her crowbar, walked beside Gertrude "Lets crowbar this." Both of them killed the zombies in front and behind of them. Pewds quickly sawed a zombie in half, guts flinging around. Yami and Mark, used their mops Knives with dangling cloth that can absorb liquid.
Lol, Markiplier and Yamimash AHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami and Mark both looked at the sky and said "We Heard that!" in a unison. They went back to action, using their really powerful squirting water guns that shoot water...
"Are You seriously going to use those in a zombie battle.... Atleast Maxwell wasn't here, I have to use a weapon that is really hard t-"
"GHOSTLY VOICE!!!!" A Bicycle appeared infront of Papa Acachalla.
"Oh darn, Sierra, dumbells!" Sierra threw Dumbells, specifically for Papa, but the bicycle got hit instead. "Hahaa!" Papa exclaimed in a voice declaring that he had defeated Maxwell.
"Nooooooo!!!!" Maxwell screamed and left the bicycle. Billy then set the bike on fire. Sierra used a Hd Tv to kill all the zombies while Freddie-o was eating them(Good thing Freddie-o had his shots.)
Bethany and Gertrude were driving trucks. Oh no
"HERE WE GOOOOO!" Killing 9000 times than the whole team (Excluding Markiplier and Yami)
"We read THAT!" Mark and Yami said in unison while using their powerful nerf guns.
"GIVE US GOOD WEAPONS!!!! AUTHOR YOUR'E THE WORST!" Yami said, then their nerfguns transformed into swords(KnockBack V)
"Ehem... Thank you." Mark said "Time to kill some zombie PEOPLE!!!" It's nether time...
Nether surges Everywhere. Minx played this, Mark too, Pewdie Three. IDK With Cry and Ken,
"That's it, Guys, run... The only way to do this is to sacrifice myself.." Pewds said, holding a mini MOAB, preparing to shoot it. "These zombies won't give up, go away as far as you can, I can kill them..... Goodbye. GO!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhHH!!!!!!" The group teleported to a nuke bunker while he was left, the hoard surrounding him.
*Bang* In slow motion, the bullet, about to hit the Mini Moab, 30 seconds left.... 20..... 15..... 10.... 9. 8.7.6.5.4.3.2.......*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB* The explosion rewinds before it engulfed Felix. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
Shut your pie hole human.
Felix then looked at Discord, then a split second, the group appeared. Doug, Mark,Yami,Minx,Cry,Ken,Doug,Bethany,Sierra,Gertrude,Papa,Billy,,Rainbow D, Rarity,AppleJack & Marzia.Wait, Wha?
"Mmarzia?" Felix said to her. She preceded to hug her. "Oh, Marzia, Why are you here, you should be at the Tardis."
"You should actually try and make a metalproof vest out of raspberry pies."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Idk why but that's better than Markiplier and Yami's
"Why do you have to be italicized, Discord, we're here now..."Mark said.
"Did you just break the-"Discord spoke but closed his mouth.
"Nah, I read the text on my eyelids, It's like Oculus Rift"Mark said.
"Oh, I haven't noticed I have a HUD. This is so cool."Pewds realized then the others started to fade excluding him "What?"
"You have won, they cheated because they teleported to a safe place. What Is Your wish?" Discord said, awaiting for a response.
"I Wish for....... The Tardis to work again." Pewds said.
Discord then snapped his finger and everyone including Discord are now gone....
As Felix's surroundings started to form, becoming the Tardis. Everyone's sleeping, and new friends are gathered. then Discord's voice was heard saying: "Thank You For Playing: Discord's Survival....". Felix was now tired so he sat down on the couches inside the Tardis. Then the door opened, with a blondie and a brownie. Jordan woke up, he looked around but the first thing he noticed was the Doctor standing there.
"HOLY CRAP ITS THE DOCTOR!!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!" A 22 year old man ran up to him for a hug. Then he asked Rosat to turn into a taser and tazed Jordan. The guys went up to Jordan and helped him onto the couch.
"You, are you the ones who stole the Tardis??.." The Doctor said in a deep and serious voice. Everyone pointed at the 3 kids... Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.......
"Sweetie, AppleBloom & Scoots?!" Derpy said in surprise.
"Derpy!?" The three said in unison.
"What?!" Pewds said.
"Superman!?!?!" Isaac said.
"Freddie?!" Sally said.
"What is happening!?!" Scoots said.
"Allons-y?!" Said Jordan
"Hey that's my line!" The Doctor exclaimed. "Anyway how did these three manage to steal the TARDIS?"
"We we're curious of what will be the content of this contraption you call the Tardis. We thought it would be evil so we opened it with the key you dropped...." Sweetie said.
"Well, If you're trying to act smart, then convert 29 degrees Fahrenheit to Celsius."The Doctor said.
Sweetie then was writing in the air, then she got the answer"1.66 degrees Celsius."
"I Don't actually know if that's correct, and I'm actually to lazy to ask ROSAT. So, here's an easy one. What is God?"
One talk later.
"You ruined my religion, Sweetie...." Everyone said.
"So, can I have it back??"
"Yeah, you can have the Tardis back."Pewds said. "Well, I wish that I could have another one." Then they all wen outside.
"Bye now humans." The doctor.
"Wait!!!"Jordan Exclaimed "I want your autograph!!!" He grabbed his pen and paper, gave it to the doctor.
"Jees, am I that popular, I'm just an extraterrestrial with a humanized pony." Then they all disappeared. Yo mama is so fat that when she theyturned around, It's her birthday.Another Magical sex box Tardis was there.
"What the Fuck?!" Pewds said.
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Let the games begin
"RUN QUICKLY NOW!!!" Doctor said "We have to get Mercury, It's the only way."
"Yami, behind you!" Mark said and Yami turned around but quickly summoned a shield to block it.
"This does not look good...." Pewds said looking at an army of Daleks. "Shit.." Pewds swore under his breath.
"Tardis Ccrashing donwwwwnnn.............................." a robot said until powering down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Pewds said looking at Marzia's disemboweled corpse..
"Do you think you shall escape from we DALEKS!! You are IMBECILES. LOW INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS!!! HA HA HA HA."
Pewds then lost control, still having powers created by Discord. He summoned...... Chronos...
"Destroying the Planet is the only way!"
Mark then punched Daleks while Yami was holding a ray gun.
"Slender MAN!!!!" Toby said
"Takbo Lahat!!!" Rizal said to his group, running away from the crazy asylum members.
"What is your name....?" Pewds said to a man with a camera.
"My name is Miles Upshur."
"Pewds run!!!"
"Travel back through time to save MARZIA!"
"Daleks must not live...."
"Youtube names... Venturian Tale, Homeless Goomba, BethanyFrye, Immortal Kyodai, Pewdiepie, Yamimash, Markiplier, ChaoticMonki, CinammonToastKen, Nostalgia Critic,... What the fuck."Pewds said with sarcasm.
"I think the doctor is dying." then lights and a swirling tornado like gas light came transforming the 11th doctor into the 12th doctor...
"But there's no 12th doctor!" Jordan said with confusion
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