You, Anonymous, have participated in a game thread where your friends, family, and enemies are determined by the roll of a GIF. Little do you know that your life is about to change forever. You will embark on the journey of a lifetime, one of sibling rivalry, the power of love, an act of passionate lust, the controversial murder of a filly, and a corrupt politician's abuse of power.

It also contains only the classiest of sexual activities, I assure you.

But mostly, this an intellectually-deficient comedic one-shot that I threw together whilst banging my fists against my keyboard at 3 a.m., because I was bored.

Warning: contains light human-on-pony sex, incest, foalcon, and rape; all of it's fairly non-explicit and for comedic purposes.