The Z Team

                                                                  Equestria: Ponyville, Twilight's house

               *Knock knock knock*

              "mmmm...huh?" Twilight said as the knocking at the door grew louder.

              *Knock knock knock*

              "Be there in a minute!" Twilight called to the door "I wonder who would come to my house in the middle of the..."

The purple alicorn stopped in her tracks when she realized who it could be. "Merlin!" She called to her body guard in a loud whisper.

             "NO...get that away from my ass you pervert." Merlin said in his sleep.

              Twilight then facehoofed and walked over to him "Merlin!" she said as she shook her body guard.

            "What...Twilight what you want" Merlin said not using all his words.

           "Merlin there is somepony..." The alicorn was cut off by the knocking at the door.

                  *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

         "Oh I see your just scared it's the badies." Merlin slowly got up to open the door "Watch, its just going to be one of your friends." He said putting his hand on the door knob.

          When Merlin opened the door their was a man at least in his 20s holding a crossbow aimed at merlins chest.

          "OH SHIT!!!" Merlin said as he slid to the side avoiding the arrow.

              "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Twilight screamed as the arrow grazed her left foreleg and hit the sofa behind her.

          Merlin tured toward the man who just hurt the little pony and grabbed him by the hair "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" Merlin yelled in rage as his vision tured red. Before the man could struggle Merlin had pulled the mans head into the doorway and slammed the door shut as hard and fast as he could causing the mans head to splatter all over the doorway and floor. "Opps, looks like it did." Merlin said as if he enjoyed killing the guy...........which he did..........alot.

           As Merlins vision tured back to its normal colour he tured around to see Twilight holding her wounded foreleg as it began to bleed. "Oh my god, Twilight I'm so fucking sorry." Merlin said as he ran over to her.

         "N-no it's ok it wasn't...ooowww...your...ouch...your f-fault M-merlin." Twilight said as Merlin tried to stop the bleeding.

        "Do you got any bandages?" Merlin asked Twilight.

           "Y-yes their in the b-bathroom." Twilight answered as Merlin immediately ran toward the bathroom and dug through the draws.

         "Yes I found them!" Merlin yelled happily to Twilight.

         "That's great now p-please use th-them on me!" Twilight said back.

        "Ok ok, I'm coming!" Merlin said as he grabbed some disinfectant and ran back to her. "There weeeee go!" Merlin said as he disinfected the cut and wrapped it up. "Better?" He asked Twilight looking straight into her eyes.

          Twilight looked back, smiled, and blushed as she said "Yeah, better heh heh."

         "What's going on I heard someone screa...oh." Jak said as he walked inside and saw the corpse of the man Merlin gruesomely killed not to long ago. "Wellllllll, see you two tomarrow."

        "Yeah because you SHOULD be protecting Rarity." Merlin said with a devilish smile.

        "Oh SHIT! I left her alone!" Jak yelled as he took off for Rarity's house.

        "Well, I think you should go to bed Twilight." Merlin said as he stood up. "I'll clean up this mess." The former zombie hunter said as he pointed at the dead body.

            Twilight looked like she was going to throw up but then said "Yeah I should check and see if spike is ok too." she said walking towards the stairs.

           "Wait wait wait there is somebody else is this house?" Merlin asked

            "Yeah, he's my assistant." Twilight said stopping "What are you jealous?" She asked looking at Merlin with a smile.

          Merlin blushed and said "N-NO, I was just confused at how he slept through this." Merlin said putting on his sunglasses so Twilight wouldn't see the panic in his eyes. "I-I'm just going to throw this guy in the trash or something ok."

            "Please do, I think I'm going to be sick if the smell doesn't go away." Twilight said as she put a hoove over her muzzle.

             "Yeah ok, I'll take care of it." Merlin said beginning to drag the body outside "See you in a few." Merlin was dragging the body over to the trashcan when it hit him. "Wait wait wait, I almost forgot rule number three of the zombie survival guide, loot loot loot." He said as he began to search the body for something useful "Ok we got 9 arrows, the crossbow, and OOOOOOO wine, wonder why he was carrying this?" Merlin said putting the wine in his jacket pocket for later. "Huh whats that on his shirt?" Merlin asked himself as he wiped the blood of the assassin's shirt. "Oh no..." Merlin said as he read what the mans shirt said. "Haters gonna hate..."

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      After finishing mopping up the blood and gore Merlin walked upstairs to Twilight's room......and spike's but I don't think he really think it counts as his too. He could be paying rent but I highly doubt it. And another thing...

         "SHUT UP! just shut up Cole I don't care if you created me just...shut up." Merlin said looking up at the ceiling.

        "Ummm...who are you talking to?" Asked Twilight who was sitting strate up in her bed.

          "No body important." Merlin said then asked Twilight "Sooooo...where do I sleep?"

         "Well the spare bed is broken and is being fixed but... what I know you can just sleep with me!" Twilight said clopping her hooves together once.

      "I ummmm...a-are you sure?" Merlin said beginning to blush again.

         "Yeah, as long as you keep your clothes on if you know what I mean." she said with a seductive smile and stare.

         "Ummmm...ok." Merlin said taking off his jacket and boots. He then got into the bed with Twilight.

         "You stay on that side I'll stay on this one." Twilight said "Good night."

           "Night night." Merlin said to her.

          "Night night?" Twilight asked.

          "It's how my mom would tell me good night when I was little." He replied.

             "Do you miss your mom?" Twilight asked.

           Merlin frowned at this question but knew that Twilight didn't mean to offend him. "More than you think Twi...more than you think.