The Z Team

                                                                Equestria: Ponyville, Twilight's house

           Celestia was raising the sun making it a beautiful morning in ponyville as all the ponies and some humans  woke up.

But one human was still asleep and dreaming back to when he lost most of his family. Three months after the first outbreak of zombies... he came home... to find the people he knew and loved...burning in a pile of bodies.

           Not to long after he found what was left of his family he got a phone call from Z.A.P., (Aka zombie apocalypse preparers) the terrorist group that started world war III, who thought it was a good idea to laugh at him and the other three members left of their family but all that did was make Merlin crush the phone in his hand and then later on meet Jak and Edward who had the same thing done to them.

            "Then it's *snore* settled we are The Z Team and we're *snore* going to kill every last douchebag *snore* that stands in our way." Merlin said in his sleep. "Huh? What? Man I hate reliving that nightmare." The former zombie hunter said as he woke up.

            "Good morning." Said Twilight as she walked down the stairs.

            "Well it is so far considering you're not hugging me.

           Twilight frowned and said. "So you don't like getting hugs from me?"

           "Well not when they almost kill me." Merlin said trying not to laugh.

            "But those hugs were when I was unconscious, would you like it if I gave you one while I was awake?" Said the purple alicorn.

           "Well I don't think we should hug to much since we're just friends, because if we keep hugging. Hugging goes to kissing, kissing goes to making out, and making out goes to someones ass getting grabbed." Merlin said beginning to laugh after realized what he said. "HAHAHAHA... um Twilight are you ok?"

           Twilight went into deep thought after Merlin finished his joke. "Huh? um... I-"

           "Are you... thinking about that?" Merlin cut off Twilight then covered his mouth hopeing to hold in the laughing that was almost hurting his throat by now.

             "N-NO! I was just... I need to," Twilight said trying to find an excuse so Merlin wouldn't know she was thinking of doing all the stuff he said with him. "Run to the post office!" She said spotting a few letters she was going to send to her parents later.

            "Ok girl you go do your thing. Me and spike will... oh wait I need to stay by your side at all times so-" Merlin started but was cut off by Twilight.

           "See you later!" Said the purple alicorn as she flew out the door.

          "Damnit Twilight come back here!" Merlin said running towards the door. "You know what. She'll be fine, YO SPIKE GET DOWN HERE!!!"

         "Yeah?" Spike said as he ran down the stairs.

            "Hey I'm bored so," Merlin said as he sat down on the sofa. "You want to talk about something?"

            "Well there is something you should know about Twilight." Spike said as he sat next to Merlin.

           "What is it?" Merlin asked the gem eater.

           "Well she seemed really mad and embarrised when..." Spike started then realized who he was talking to.

           "When what?" Merlin asked his friend.

           "W-when somepony umm found the picture." Spike said getting scared.

            Merlin then realized that Spike had sent the picture of him and Twilight to Princess Celestia. "Spike your going to..." He started then thought about it. "Embarrised?"

            "Y-yeah. It was almost as if she had some sort of crush on you but didn't want anypony to know." Spike said realizing he wasn't going to die.

             "Oh I wouldn't say that." Merlin said backing away from Spike.

             And why is tha-a-a-a-t... oh.

             "Who are you talking-" Spike began to say but couldn't finish due to the fact that at least half the books in the room were now on top of the baby dragon.

             "Heh heh... um don't mind him he sometimes likes to make stuff up." Said the purple alicorn who had just got back from the post office very fast because of her wings.

             "Jesus, Twilight why do you keep doing that!?" Merlin said digging through the pile of books that was on top of his friend.

              "Well I didn't want him to tell y-y-you." Twilight said as her pupils got small letting Merlin know something was wrong.

               Merlin turned around to see the butt of a shotgun meet his forehead knocking him out.

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                                                   Ponyville: Edge of town, 5:10 p.m.

                (Oh shit oh shit oh shit!) Merlin thought as he was knocked out (Wake up! Wake up! Oh god there's no telling what they could be doing to Twilight and Spike. No, Spike was under the pile of books where they couldn't get to him.)

              "Hey, Horsefucker! Wake up!" Merlin heard someone say.

            (I fucking hate that word!) Merlin thought as he woke up with alot of pain in his head.

            "Aaawww there we go." Said a man with a T-shirt on that had a picture of the main 6 with a big red X over them.

            "Where's my friends?!" Merlin yelled at the man while trying to grab him but realized he was tided up and on his knees.

             "Oh you mean the little horse you-" Said the man but was cut off by Merlin.

             "OK! I get it! You think all the bronies in the world want to have sex with a pony. ONE! Not all of us do. TWO! Most of us that do find them atractive want to have a realationship with them not just sex." Merlin said with alot of anger in him.

             "Well anywho, the main 6 are gonna get hanged at six in the middle of town starting with the yellow one."  Said the hater causeing everybrony to say (*GASP* NOT FLUTTERSHY!!!).

              "Not if you're all full of lead." Merlin said with a smile.

             "Is that so? Well how are you going to do that?" Said the hater with a chuckle.

              "Well you see it's just that... I'm known as a legend for a reason." Merlin said jumping up onto his feet then kicking the hater in the balls.

             "AAAAHHHHH!!! MY HEAVY METAL!!!" The hater screamed falling to the ground.

           Merlin began to strangle the hater then said. "Don't fuck with a bronies pony!"

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                                                            Ponyville: Edge of town, 5:20 p.m.

            Merlin had found his gear after killing the hater and cutting himself loose.

             *Bang bang bang*

           Merlin looked towards Ponyville after hearing the gun shots. "You give," Merlin said cocking both his shotguns. "And you get." Merlin finished his sentence while throwing both shotguns in the air and catching them by the handles. Merlin's vision turned red letting him know. It's murder time.

          "YEEAAAAHHHH!!!" Merlin screamed his war cry as he ran into Ponyville. Merlin saw a guy point an AK-47 at him. "This is what you get!" Merlin yelled at the guy as he shot both of his legs off then jumped onto his head smashing it with both of his boots.

           "Oh my god, he killed kenny!" Yelled a hater who had Bonbon cornered.

         "You basterd!" Yelled another hater who was trying to get Lyra to let go of his hands.

           "Oh sweet memories." Merlin said as he aimed at the two and blew their heads off.

           "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Screamed Bonbon as blood spattered on her while Lyra just kept holding onto the headless hater's hands.

           "HA HA HA! Who's next?!" Merlin yelled as ten haters ran towards him. "Now now one at a time!" Merlin said as he shot one of his targets in the stomach. "Bingo!" He yelled as he shot another one of his enemies in the nuts.

             "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the hater as he bled out.

              "HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!! I'M INSANE!!!!!" Merlin screamed as they began to take cover.

              "What the hell is wrong with this guy!?" Yelled one of the haters.

               "I don't know just shoot him!" Yelled another.

              "Well that won't be any fun!" Merlin said showing that his insane violent side was in full control.

                "Die you son of a bitch." Screamed one of the haters as he jumped out of his cover and opened fire. "W-where the hell is he?!" The hater stopped when he realized that Merlin was gone. "Come out here you coward!"

              "Way ahead of you." Said Merlin as he shot the hater, from the roof top of a house, with one of his hand guns.

              "There he is get him!" Yelled who Merlin thought was the leader of the little group that was trying to kill him.

             "YOLO!!!" Merlin said jumping over them with both of his handguns filling three of them with lead. He then landed on the roof of the building that was across from him.

             "RETREAT!!!" Yelled the leader as the haters ran from Merlin.

                "RETREAT!? The only treat you all are getting is my treat!" Merlin screamed at them after reloading his handguns. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Merlin laughed as he jumped off the building he was on and ran after them.

               *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

             "Huh?" Merlin said as he heard the gun shots. As he turned the corner he saw three dead bodies and one hater holding his leg then a sledge hammer smash his head.

             "Nice to see you still breathing." Edward said as Dawson walked over to him while reloading his sniper rifle.

              "Damnit man I wanted to kill him." Merlin said.

              "I can see your insaness is kicking in. Whats wrong?" Dawson asked as he cocked his sniper rifle.

              "The jerk offs are going to hang the main 6 in..." Merlin stopped to look at his wrist watch. "Thirty minutes!"

             "Oh shit where are they!?" Edward asked wanting to save them the most other than Merlin (both being bronies and all) who looked as if he could tear off someones head.

               "In the middle of town now come on lets go!" Merlin said as he finished reloading his shotguns and ran towards the town square.

                "Hey Merlin! over here!" Yelled Braden as he ran towards his team.

                 "Hey buddy how've ya been!?" Merlin yelled as Braden reached them.

                "Well, me and Dashie woke up to some guys trying to knock us out but I was smart and jumped out the window."

Braden said as he got down on one knee to rest from running across town.

                   "By the way, how are you able to stand on the clouds." Edward asked.

                  "I havn't and can't. And before you ask your next qustion the answer is I've been sleeping in a little house under Dashie's cloud house." Braden said as he got back to his feet.

                  "Wait, you said you and Rainbow Dash woke up were as she would have been in the cloud." Dawson said.

                 "And instead of calling her Nyan cat your calling her Dashie." Merlin said.

                  "Wait I know what's going on." Edward said with a smile.

                  "Yeah, ok me and her are sort of together now. Can we please just save our pony friends?" Braden said not even blushing.

                    Dawson began to laugh while Edward and Merlin smiled and patted him on the back and said nice stuff to him.

                   "Oh come on you guys don't think this is funny?" Dawson asked.

                  "You do realize you're talking to two hardcore bronies." Edward asked as he pulled a small Fluttershy toy out of his pocket as did Merlin pull out a Twilight toy out of his.

                  "Come on guys we only got TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES!!!" Merlin screamed as he looked at his watch.

                "Oh god we got to get there before they hang the main 6!" Edward screamed as they all ran toward the town square.

               "There they are, get 'em! Yelled a hater as nine other haters began to shoot at them.

               "My trigger finger's was wanting to be used! HAHAHA!!!" Merlin said blowing one of the hater's head off then another one's arm causeing him to scream in pain.

                The four members of The Z Team took cover behind Applejack's apple cart.

                 "We don't have time for this!" Yelled Braden.

             "Don't worry about them they just need some friendship missiles." Merlin said looking at Edward.

               "Hell yeah!" Edward yelled taking  his RPG off his back and fireing it at the haters feet killing them all.

               "We're almost there!" Yelled Dawson as they ran toward the town square.

              "Die bitches DIE!!!" They heard Jak scream as he shot at some haters ahead of them.

               "Come on Jak the main 6 will be dead soon!" Yelled Braden.

               "Not if I can help it!" Jak replied as he shot the rest of the haters that we're in their way.

               "There's the middle of the town!" Edward yelled.

               "Braden follow me!!!" Merlin screamed toward his best buddy as he jumped and grabbed the side of a roof.

               "Good idea!" Braden yelled as he did the same.

               "There they are!" Merlin yelled jumping off the roof.

              As Braden jumped off the roof they both saw a royal guard land infront of them.

               "Thank Celestia I found you!" Yelled the guard who Merlin realized was Flash Sentry the guy Twilight had a crush on in Equestria girls.

               "My name is Flash Sentry," Flash began while Merlin thought (heh heh he doesn't even know.) "And I'm a royal guard! Now listen the rest of my soldiers are dead because of these guys and-"

               "Yeah we know, we were just on our way there!" Merlin said as him and Braden ran past Flash Sentry and towards the hanging post around the corner.

                "Five...four...three...two...*BANG*" The hater who had his hand on the switch but was shot by Braden using one of his handguns.

                   "Oh shit kill them!" Yelled a hater as 19 other haters pointed their guns at the two while they took cover.

                   "What do we do?!" Screamed Braden.

                  "We kick ass." Said Merlin as he put on a pair of sunglasses then pulled out his handguns. "HERE COMES THE BOOM BITCHES!!!!!" Merlin screamed as both him and Braden went duel pistol on the haters.

                   "DIE DIE DIIIIEEE DIE!!! Merlin screamed as him and Braden took down the haters one by one while the main 6 watched in awe.

                   The two ran out of ammo and their was still the leader and two other guys left. "Take 'em down boys." Said the leader as the Two pulled out knifes. (not all the haters get guns...because...the're poor.)

                  Braden pulled out his knife and jumped over the one that came at him and stabbed his back in mid-air.

                  Merlin looked at the one coming at him and didn't even bother to pull out his knife. As the hater tryed to stab Merlin he was stopped by the former zombie hunter grabbing his arm, braking it, and making the hater stab himself.

                 Merlin bagan to walk towards the leader. "Y-you think you've won? HA! There's more of us and haters gonna hate HAHAHA!" Said the leader.

               "Well ponies," Said Flash as he landed next to the leader. "Gonna pwn." He finished as he stabbed the leader with his wing-blade.

                "Well glad that's over." Said Merlin.

             "Don't worry girls I'm almost done." Said Braden as he cut the main 6 loose.

                 "Merlin! thank Celestia your ok!" Said Twilight as she flew towards him.

               "I just want to know where Reece is I-" Merlin began but was cut off by Twilight giving him a hug.

              "By the way, you know how you said hugging leads to kissing?" Twilight asked Merlin.

             "Yeah?" Merlin asked.

                "Well you were right." Twilight said as she began to kiss him.

                All Merlin saw last was Braden and Rainbow Dash doing the same thing and Flash Sentry through a rock at the side of Merlin's head and then all he saw was black.