The Z Team

                                                              Ponyville: Town square, 6:00 p.m.

                   "Merlin! MERLIN!!!" Yelled Twilight after Merlin got a rock to the head. "Who did this!?"

                 No one saw who did it but the first pony to run up was Flash Sentry. "Sweet Celestia! He's bleeding!" Yelled Flash who realized the only one that saw him do that was Merlin. (Oh no why did I do that! Ok ok just calm down. He and Twilight were... no I love her and she loves me... doesn't she?) Flash thought to himself.

                 "Ooooohhhhh...Jesus. My head." Merlin said as he put his hand on the spot where he was bleeding.

               Flash covered Merlin's mouth and said. "We need to get him to a hospital."

                 "O-ok... but who threw that rock?" Twilight said as Braden and Dawson picked up Merlin and started walking towards the nearest hospital.

               "Maybe... um... maybe?" Flash Sentry said as he thought up a lie. "Maybe one of the enemies are still alive and before they ran away they threw the rock and-"

                   "I don't think anypony could survive from one of those human weapons." Twilight cut off Flash as she looked at one of the dead haters bodies. "I mean just look at them... they have holes inside of them."

                   "Well, maybe one of them was shot in the foreleg or..." Flash Sentry started but stopped when he realized Twilight wasn't buying it. "M-maybe we should just go back to your place or find a nice place to sit down and talk because well... we haven't seen each other in awhile."

                 "I'm not going anywhere untill I find out who did this!" Twilight said angry that someone hurt Merlin.

                "EVERYPONY!!! May I have your attention!" Twilight yelled as everypony and human looked at her. "Does anypony know who threw that rock at Merlin!?" The Z Team shook their heads while most of the ponies looked confused. "Ugh... I'm going to go check on Merlin." Twilight said as she hung her head low and put her ears down.

               Flash Sentry knew that Merlin would rat him out or, if his insane side was still in controll, rip his wings off and shove them up his ass. "Wait, Twilight!"

                "What?" Twilight asked still upset.

                "Do you want to go get some dinner first?" Flash asked with a smile.

                "I'd rather be with Merlin right now." Twilight said beginning to walk towards the hospital again.

                 "Do you... love him?" Flash asked beginning to get very worried.

                "You know I never really thought about it," Twilight half telling the truth half lieing. "But, yes I do love him... but I don't know if he feels the same way."

                   "B-but I thought that me and you would be together!" Flash almost yelled getting some attention from close by ponies.

               "Wow, that escalated quickly." Said someone sitting over at a table in a red and black suit.

              "Not you again." Said Twilight forgetting what Flash had just said.

                  "Hey I said I'd come back sometimes when I don't have anything to do." Said the man in the red and black suit.

              "Deadpool, you broke the law here... more than once." Said Flash walking towards Deadpool.

             "Ok ok, I guess I should leave since the author of this story hasn't writen the crossover of me yet which will be the one he writes first!" Deadpool said.

               "No he's not, the readers get to deside which crossover comes first." Said Chuck Greene as he came out of a random house.

              "Oh really? I thought the author was threatened enough to-" Deadpool started but I cut him off.

             "I was! I was!" I said as I jumped off a roof top of a building.

             "So is MY story coming first or his!?" Asked Deadpool.

            "That's up to my readers so go threaten them." I said as the Twilight from the real world teleported next to me.

              "Cole! You got to stop this NOW!" Said the real Twilight.

             "Why, I'm having fun?" I said as I pulled out a handgun from my pocket and shot at Colgate's hooves. "I DON'T HAVE TO USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE!!!!!" I screamed as she ran but ended up crashing into Pewdiepie causeing him to pull out El diablo and shooting her tail off.

                "EL DIABLO!!!" Pewdiepie yelled as he did so.

              "The forth wall is... GONE!" Yelled the real Twilight.

               "Yeah your right, what should I do?" I asked myself as Pewdiepie began to beat Batman with Mr. Chair.

               "Oh wait I know." I said as President Bill Caretaker ran by nude.

              "HEY MERLIN!!! WAKE UUUPPPPPP!!!!!" I yelled as Merlin woke up from the weridest (but awesomest) dream ever.

              "Jesus my head feels like hammered shit." Merlin said as he sat up and opened his eyes.

               "Merlin! You're ok!" Merlin heard and before he knew it had Twilight rap her forelegs around him.

               "H-hey Twilight umm..." Merlin said but was uncomfortable around her due to the fact that she locked lips with him.

             "So how are you feeling?" Twilight asked as she loosened her hug and put her muzzle to his nose.

             "Well, I said I feel like hammered shit but I'm alot happier now that I know you're here." Merlin said with a smile but still a little bit of uncomfort.

             "Aaaawwwww you're so nice to me." Twilight said rubbing her left cheek up against Merlin's. (And by that I mean face cheeks... perverts.)

                 "I was hired to keep you save at all costs." Merlin said making Twilight frown.

              "W-will you stay after you're done with the job?" Twilight asked getting worried.

                 "Well, yeah I was gonna go home after..." Merlin started but then noticted Twilight had a tear rolling down her cheek. "But," The former zombie hunter said catching the purple alicorns attention. "I think I'm gonna want ta stay."

                Twilight got a wide smile on her face then began to kiss him on the cheek. Merlin gave his (now you can say it) marefriend a hug then after awhile of kissing and hugging Merlin tryed to get up.

                "Huh... I thought I'd be in the hospital after getting a rock to the head." Merlin said realizing he was in Twilight's house.

                "We did take you to the hospital but after nurse redheart patched you up she said I could take you home to rest." Twilight said. "By the way, do you know who threw that rock at you?"

               "Yeah, it was-" Merlin started but was cut off by none other than Flash Sentry.

             "Hey! Glad your feeling better." Flash said with a nervous smile.

               "Um, Merlin? You were saying?" Asked Twilight.

             Merlin just stood there and glared at Flash making the pony even more nervous. "You know what Twilight. It doesn't matter, I'll just crack a bat over his head when his not looking one day." Merlin said as Twilight saw why he was glaring at Flash.

                "Hey Flash, would you like to book?" Twilight asked levitating a book above him.

                 "N-no I'm ok." Flash said as he backed away.

               "Ok how about five books?" Asked the purple alicorn as she levitated four more books above him.

            "No really I'm fine." Said Flash looking like he was ready to run.

             "Oh I know, you can have them all." Twilight said as she levitated all the books in the room above him and not wasting a second to drop them.

               "Jesus, Twilight." Merlin said with a chuckle as he looked down at her and she returned the stare. "I really think we're gonna get along very well."

                 Twilight then got on her hind legs to hug him. "I love you." She said as Merlin returned the hug.

                "I love you too but there's just one problem about me." Merlin said.

                  "What ever it is I can over look it." Said Twilight.

                  "I have an insane side of me that has made me think killing is fun." Merlin said causing Twilight's eyes to go wide.

                  "You don't really think that killing is fun... do you?" Twilight asked getting worried.

                 "Sorry to say it but yeah, I'm one insane trigger happy zombie hunter." Merlin said before Twilight stopped hugging him and began to walk out of the room.

                "Y-you get some rest and um... we'll talk about this... tomarrow." Is all she said before shuting the door.