The Diary of an Enraged and Insecure Princess

Dear Diary;

Crazy ass sister, her weird attitude's spreading to her student. So the other day, Twilight sent Celestia a letter saying how Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, and that she's always there to help anypony.

There's so many fucking problems that I don't know where to start. Firstly, "best friend a pony could have?" For Celestia's fucking sake, be accurate with your letters to her. If Applejack is the best friend a pony could have, why didn't you bring her to that shitty Grand Galloping Gala?

Secondly, if Applejack really is the best friend a pony could ask for, then why wasn't she the one who threw me that kick-ass party when I came back. Applejack got nothin' on Pinkie Pie.

Twilight also mentioned that Applejack finds it hard to accept help, and that while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, it's also accepting what our friends have to offer.

BULLSHIT!

Celestia offers nothing to me except surprisng me by stealing all of the cakes and bananas from the fridge. She should be like Pinkie Pie. I'm sure Pinkie Pie made absolutely no kind of problems for others today.