Off to a Human Adventure.

Chapter II

Mines Vinyl

Well this is turning into a major shit storm, but let’s continue where we last left off.....

You awkwardly reach into you pocket for your keys, god damned Gil and his fucking superstitions. You clumsily unlock you door and make a beeline for you bed. You place her in your bed and throw your cover on her, Okay once she gets up, talk to her, if she doen’t get up call the cops, okay cool. Remain cool. Now that a small part of you crisis is over you decided that you earned a little 4Chan time, after all, you might just have save a life!

You jerry rigged a makeshift tripod and place one of Kurt’s many web-cams on it, Okay why the hell does this SOB have over forty of these fucking things? Then hooked it up to one of your monitors, and then you proceed to waste time for around six hours, completely forgetting about the naked girls in your bed.

You only snap out of your zombie like trace when you hear an ear splitting screech. Man this bitch can fucking yell! This scream is the destroyer of worlds, it sent you four feet into the air and to the left about five feet, well that could just have been your reflexes. You land on the hard wood floor with a manly thud, at least some of your dignity remains. You hop to you feet and faced the girl in the bed, she’s huddled up in the corner, fists deathly white from how hard she’s holding them closed.

“S-stay away!” Yelled the girl as you eased up on you stance. Got damn it, if she keeps yelling, half the campus will think I’m a fucking rapist! You put your hands out in the most none threatening pose you could think of.

“Calm down, just cal-” You were cut off by her..

“I-i-it talks!” Yelled the blue haired girl as she tried to get away further, with no success. Shit, I’m dealing with some kind of hippy or some shit.....

“Calm down!, Just chill and let me explain!” You yelled, this shut her up, it also gave you a chance to look at her face awake.

She was very pale, almost powder white, however you could see a faint glow of blood under her skin. Well she is human, well for the most part. Her fists were still bright white, Fuck if she doesn’t stop she cut of her blood supple. Her eyes were a deathly red, they were also massive, two times the size of a normal person’s, however it didn’t look freakish, just gave her an anime feel. You could make out a small tattoo on her right side, lower than her rib cage, an eighth note.

The sudden realization came down on you like a million tons of brick and all manner of heavy, foot by half foot sized objects. Vinyl Scratch.

“Please, what ever you are don’t hurt me, please.” Said Vinyl as she began to cry. SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

“Oh, no no no no no, I’m sorry. Please.” You put on you be fatherly tone you could master, too bad you never paid attention when Gil talked to his brothers. The tears slowly stopped, but only ever so slightly. Your heart stopped it hundreds mile dash.

“Okay, fine.” Said Vinyl in a trembling tone, it really hurt to see her like this. Time to play story teller. You spent the next few minutes telling her about you and the rest of humanity to the best of your ability, leaving out the part of us being filthy beasts.

“Okay, you’re a human, and you’re part of humanity? Well, not the oddest thing in Equestria." Said Vinyl as she looked around the room. "But where am I?” Asked Vinyl, Okay just dance around the subject and everything with be alright. “Can I please have a drink of water?” Asked Vinyl as she put her fist to her throat. Thank god she changed it, I was about to ask if she heard any good rumors. You happily get up and leave for the water. When you return you hold out the water, expecting her the reach out for it, instead she looked at the glass, then focused hards, soon beads of sweat formed on her forehead, alas she gave up.

“W-why wont my magic work?” Questioned Vinyl as she tried to recover from the ordeal. You stood there with your dick in the wind. Once again the realization hit you like a train.

“Uh, m-magic? What do you mean?” You asked, it must have seemed like a mockery.

“Yes, my magic! ALL Unicorns can use magic!” Yelled Vinyl as she slammed her, still balled fists into your bed. Okay, calm, good, what? Oh fuck you body, why must you sweat?!

“Uh, check your forehead.” You said this in the most nonchalant way possible. She did so. Once again, with her hands in fucking FISTS! She recoiled with with the reflex of a snake.

“W-w-what did you do to me?!?!” Screamed Vinyl. Fuck.

“Nothing! I found you like this! Now calm the fuck down!” You yelled, this rendered her motionless, and you speechless. “I’m so, so, so, so sorry! Please, you’re human, now please Vinyl. Calm down.” Said you after a long pause. This allowed her to move again, well if only to send her into a fit. She flailed and kicked. She nearly kicked the light from the ceiling. Once all her energy was drained, she laid there, motionless, but still breathing.

“How did you know my name?” You decide  to answer that with a question.

"Easy, I heard about you, about where are you from?" The Clock ticked by, seconds turned into minutes. God damn, she can really take her fucking sweet ass time! You leaned up from you chair and looked at her eyes, they were open, she was thinking

“I look, like you?” She asked, slight disgust filled her voice. Back the fuck up, fuck you! I’m no English Boy Band member, but I’m did have a few girlfriends in the past.

“I’ll try and over look that as an insult, but yes, you do look like me, with clear differences. Mainly between the leg. Girls have a lighter build then most men and have large breasts to feed children."

"I learned this in grade school, when I was a Filly." Replied Vinyl. Okay, I'm telling a fucking story, well okay it's not a story per say, but still!

"Women are normally shorter and don’t have a, uh, um, you know. A cock.” WOW! Could you have been any more blunt!

“A male chicken? Why do you have one of those?’ Oh thank god, you can save this.

“Uh, I mean a penis.” ....Fuck you and your idiotic thinking......