Off to a Human Adventure.

Chapter I

My name’s Michael

Hey, name’s Michael, nice to meet ya, my friends names are: Kurt, who is a COMPLETE asshole but still is the only voice of reason at time. Nat, who is kind of milquetoast but means well in most situations, however he does snap and go on rants every now and then. Gil, who is a bit of a cynic, sadist, pessimist, and oddly an optimist. You will relive our adventures through our eyes. But please, control yourself, keep the jizz of the keyboards...

You set out from you dorm hoping to catch that cute chick who runs the espresso down at the school coffee shop, it’s still a few minutes before dawn so your fairly certain she’ll need a hand, the perfect time to get a few words in, and even a few digits out. As you walk over the grassy path, you twirl your keys on your finger, today is you last day in this god forsaken school, one more day and you’re home free! Well okay that might be a little untrue, you still have three idiots to follow you around, but this moment of glee is quickly stomped out as you turn horizontal and see the ground coming closer at an alarming rate. Just great.

You slam into the grass with breakneck speed. However you just bounce and land a few feet way from where you were standing. Yes!, I’m dead! However this is untrue as you still hear the sound of that god damned Robin! In all seriousness why is that hell spawn always flying around me?! The shell shock wears off as you get to you feet, okay your first directive is to find that perpetrator and make it pay. Let’s find this bitch and throw it into some random ca- WHAT?! As you stand only a few inches away from the very thing you tripped you, all you can think is “da fuq?”.

In the place of a stone, brick, or even a stick. Lay an unconscious girl, she was thin, incredibly thin, and her head was covered by dark blue hair with a lighter blue streak, which made you believe she was female. Fearing the worst you bolted to her side in ten seconds flat. Wait..... Just roll with it! You placed you hand on her neck, you found a pulse, okay, one fire put out. You finally notice that she was COMPLETELY naked, well a pair of heavy black framed, purple lens glasses did lay near her head. You quickly look around, no one. You reach for your pocket, but before you do, you remember your fucking phone is at the dorm. Well shit, she’s my god damn problem then. You roll her over to see if she has any wounds or any other reasons why she’s passed out in the grass. You find none, Okay, who dropped the ball and didn’t invite me to the party? You grab her glasses and place them in your pocket and then proceed  to try and pick her up. After almost a minute of awkward tries, you suck up your embarrassment and put you hand under her neck and you other behind the knee, Yes, fuck you, I don’t know what that part of the body is called. Once she is at gut level you notice she is very light, and short too, only about 5'5'' by you estimates. You set off for your dorm and your phone, and god knows what else.