"Surprise!"

"Satan's left cunt!" I screamed, falling ass over head, headphones and phone falling to the floor. "What the bloody fuck is going on in here?!"

Suddenly a light pink pony with a darker pink mane and tail and light blue eyes appeared, taking up my whole line of sight.

"Were you surprised?" She asked. "Were ya? Were ya?" With every sentence she drove her face closer into mine.

"Yes, I was surprised!" I shouted. The pink pony's grin threatened to split her head in half, but she didn't move away from my face.

"Get the fuck outta my face!" I shout as loudly as possible, somehow managing to blow back the pony's hair.

She moved back, looking down. "Ok... I just wanted to make sure you were surprised..." I bent over and picked up my phone and headphones and put my music on pause. When I looked up, however, I was faced with the most devastating weapon known to human/pony-kind.

Those puppy-dog eyes could destroy mountains.

"Dawwww!" I said, for a second time that day. "I'm sorry I yelled at you. My names Anthony. What's yours?"

The pink mares smile returned and she said: "Oh, my names Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie! Thanks for saying sorry, but I was just really excited about meeting a new pony and when I saw that you weren't a pony, I got even more excited so I ran up and got all up in your face, and you yelled at me (her face dropped for a split second, but picked up again as she got back into her retelling), but then you said sorry and it made me feel all better!" She finished with a huge grin, and I swear she made a noise. It sounded sorta like 'squee' but I might just be crazier than usual today.

"Well." I said, not sure how to respond to the waterfall of words that came out of Pinkie's mouth. "That's cool, I guess."

"Bwahahaha!" That was Dash, probably laughing at me.

"That was hilarious! The look on your face was priceless!" Rainbow said, still chuckling.

"You planned this, didn't you?" I said, pointing my finger at her, but a pink blur flashed in front of my finger.

"Nope, that was me!" Pinkie said, hopping (I don't even know) on the spot.

"What?" I said, dumbly.

"Twilight came here and said that somepony new was in town, but only that he wasn't a pony, and I always throw a party for a new pony, but she said you weren't a pony, so I decided to make the party extra, extra special!"

"Right." I said, my ears close to bleeding. "Who gave you PowerThirst?"

Now it was Pinkie's turn to look puzzled. "What's PowerThirst?" She asked.

My eyes widened. "Everypony (fucking nailed it!)" I shouted, breaking up the party. I even heard the sound of a record being scratched. I lol'd. "Never give Pinkie PowerThirst!"

All of the ponies looked at me, confused. "That's it." I said. "Carry on with your party deeds."

"Anthony!" A familiar voice called out from the mob of ponies.

I heard a few muttered apologies, before Derpy stood in front of me, wearing a big smile.

"Sup, Derpy?" I asked, happy to see her again. She seemed a really nice pony. But, then again, all of these ponies have been nice to me. They haven't even questioned what I am, or where i'm from.

"...you?" Derpy asked.

"Uh, sorry Derpy, but could you repeat that? I kinda zoned out there." I admitted, sheepishly.

Derpy smiled. "No worries! I do that a lot! I said 'i'm pretty good, how about you?'"

"Thanks, and i'm doing great!" I replied, but was forced away by Pinkie to be introduced to other ponies.

Pinkie managed to drag me around the entire room and say hi, nothing else, to ever single pony in the room. On the greeting tour, I met Applejack, an orange mare with a blonde mane and tail, both tied up with a red band close to the bottom, green eyes and a stetson cowboy hat. She spoke in a thick southern American accent. I also met Rarity, a pure white unicorn with a dark purple mane and tail, both were styled, and dark blue eyes. She spoke in a slight British accent.

After the meet and greet, Pinkie started up some party games, most of them she won, and brought out a cake and some other party foods.

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The party finished late at night, and all of the ponies had left, save for Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow, Twilight, Fluttershy and Derpy. Pinkie had suggested that we could all have a sleep over at the store.

We had all agreed, so she went to ask the shops owners.

While she was gone, Rainbow told the ponies about my phone, and made me promise that I would show them some of it's features (Twilight seemed incredibly excited about that).

Pinkie came back and told us that the owners agreed, so long as we cleaned up the mess afterwards.

I pulled out my phone, having decided that I would show them a few videos, songs and pictures.

"Girls." I said, getting all of their attention. "I'll show you a few things on my phone. Which would you rather see/hear; Pictures, videos or music?"

After a few moments of deciding, the ponies chose to watch a few videos, look at some photos and then listening to some music, before going to bed.

I grinned. Tonight was going to be a fun night.

Author's Note

Sorry the chapters so short. I just wanted to get the party out of the way asap.

Have this to tide you over (it also explains something in the chapter, if you don't already get it)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs