Another medicore pony transformation fic

      Break time... that was going to start in thirty minutes or so. Still, I couldn't help but think about the impossibility of Discord even having a minor presence in this world. Doing the math, one can see why it's not possible: there's like...about a few thousand Bronies worldwide? How was Discord going to even disguise himself?

      Don't get me wrong though. Since Discord was like-the god of Chaos, I don't know. Maybe he disguised himself as window-pane or something, like what he did in Season Two. Or he threw part of his spirit into a glass of chocolate milk and possessed a being when it drank from the Milk. God, my thoughts are killing me. I thought to myself, while chewing on my mane in boredom. Andrea upon seeing this, forced me to spit it out, saying that doing so would give my mane split-ends.

       "The heck with that." I shot back. "We're stuck in school as ponies, constantly being tormented by jerks and you're bossing me on mane-care?" Andrea rolled her eyes in response.

      Just exactly after that, as if god was trying to prove that he existed, the teacher decided to torment me with a near impossible question. "You! Blue Pegasus! Since you're not paying attention, I assume that you know everything. So answer me: How can you summarize Shakespeare in a sentence or less?" she asked, with a smug look on her face.

'Oh, two can play that game pal. I thought, the answer instantly coming to me.

       "I can do it in one" I replied, not really caring that my wings were fully spread out while I answered. Sure, it made me look more smug but heck? I already beat her.

       "Oh, then do share your...interesting answer with us."

       "DEAD!" I replied, hovering out of the room as the bell rang. Now, where could Discord be?

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IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS, CONGRATS. I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. HOW IS YOUR DAY THEN? NO WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT. ANYWAY, DISCORD IS WEIRD. I MEAN, HAVE YOU READ FIVE-SCORE? I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING TO US NOW. IDEAS? HELLO?

      "Oui! Discord! Big goat head guy!" I shouted into the indoor basketball court, eliciting no response. Not a big surprise since everything was in its normal, depressing state. Giving up, I turned to Andrea to answers.

       "So..suggestions?" My mint-green Unicorn shook her head in response.

        "No" My mint-green Unicorn sister replied.

       "Hey, since you're an Unicorn and stuff, do some magic thingy and summon him." I suggested out of boredom, massaging my wings since I had nothing to do. Using them too frequently seemed to strain them for some reason.

       "I can barely do telekinesis and now you want me to do spells? Impossible!" she whined, glaring at me. "Go to the field. Maybe he's there."

Dummkopf. I thought, opening the doors leading into the field. That was the last place we decided to check since most of the ahem-Humans would be there.

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        "John...why is everyone so silent?" Andrea asked me. However, by this time I wasn't really paying attention to her. Everyone's a statue! I thought, standing on Voldermort's head. Well, that's GREAT! We can escape from this place! Well, not we, since Andrea's a unicorn. Pity she can't fly or something.

        "Andrea, everyone's in some sort of stasis as far as I know. They're breathing, just not conscious-oh, and somehow still managing to stand still." I finally replied.

       "Odd. I wonder who coul-" she never got to complete her sentence, since something vaporized-no wait. Appeared into the field with some bright light accompanying it.

       "Hello my friends! welcome, to your insanity!" A rather insane sounding voice greeted us.

   "-Discord" I completed her sentence.

     "But of course it's me!" the god said, running a finger down my neck. "I see you and your sister are getting acquainted to your new bodies no?" He asked, changing the landscape with a snap of his fingers. At first, I couldn't figure out where we were-plants flying everywhere, chocolate rain and popcorn plants. After some examination however, I realized that we were in Ponyville-the chaos version.

    "So, I see you've been reading Fanfics? Because this seems alot like Five Score!" I replied, trying to resist the urge to laugh at him. Ha! Discord reading Fanfictions! What's next? Him having Ditzy Doo as a Daughter? "Oh, and we're going fine with our new bodies. Just that it's you that's not fine."

       "Ah! That's where you-my little pony are wrong. Five Score isn't really fiction. Oh, no! It's fact! Just that all of you forgot about it. Well, not really. Ever since you all defeated me, I've been sitting in a stone prison inside another stone prison for another five years. Then I've gotten an idea. Why not, I thought, split the pony into two fragments? Keep one in Equestria and keep another back on Earth? The two different fragments can't interact with each other, leaving both confused and with no clue! So that's what I did! Clever ain't it?" he said, donning a pair of sunglasses.

       "Thanks to my brilliant thinking, and Celly's foolishness, my plan has succeeded! Equestria!-The chaos centre of the universe! Sounds grand doesn't it?"

     "YOU IMBECIL!" I shouted, lunging at him. But, the god simply teleported away, grabbing me by the scruff of my neck.

       "Tsh Miss Splash! Don't get into a fit! Earth's next in my plan! And you and your human friends can't do anything about it!" Discord chided, before disappearing, along with the vision of Equestria.

       Andrea, who had remained silent for most of the conversation, finally spoken up. "Now what?" she asked.

       "Now? Let's go save some worlds."

AUTHOR:Well, stick around for more secret crap that I placed for fun./// Aqua is mad, that's not bad. My poem's oh so horrible, but that's not terrible.

Oh that Discord, he strikes a chord,

My keyboard will defeat that crazy diety.