(Skippable chapter!)Civil Emergencies and Disasters Agency UDL:15-115.00

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12-6-20!>

STATION LOGGED ON: 100-55-DC

  Where do I begin anyway? The ponies seem like a good idea. In fact, that's what I was supposed to type this log on anyway. Well, it happened like yesterday I think. Couple of my guys were affected by it too somehow.

   Rumor has it that this is some of the 'Green Flu' crap again. Heard that some of the big brass discussing about containing the affected individuals in AqwD|0(A-12/????!some disease management center in Asia.

   Personally, I think this is no big deal. I mean, it's not like they're going to ahem-kill us is it? As long as it's not contagious, I'm not worried about it.

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23-6-20)@(1

STATION LOGGED ON: D.E.D TRAILER:293 Charlie

Last known GPS location: IWA,US

  It seems like whatever the heck is causing this is spreading. UN reported that it seems like about 2-3% of the population worldwide has been affected.

   At this rate, I would rethink my conclusion about this being no big deal. If it keeps on climbing, more than 10% of the world would be affected by the end of Summer.

  One thing to note is, as I have included with attachment 1a: is that the Equines involved seem to be of extra-terrestrial origin. Whether as to if this is a result of Aliens or Genetics is yet to be confirmed.

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Hello my friends! It is I, your soon-to be supreme leader. In case that you don't know, I have managed to HACK into one of your 'secure' terminals using nothing but some paperclips, bacon and a battery.

Anyway, as I was saying, CONGRATULATIONS! Your pitiful planet is about to be transformed, very soon into the chaos center of the Universe! (Except Equestria maybe)

  Maybe you think your little...tanks was it? Can stop me. Maybe I guess...

But, since you have no-idea who I am, I won't be worried about facing imminent defeat or something. In fact, I'm looking forward to seeing what your planet can throw at me.

Until later,

Adios!

-D

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