Princess Luna's Desire

I read the note a few times before making my way to the dining room. This was odd. Celestia wasn’t planning on going anywhere this weekend. It must be important, of course, but… Why didn’t she tell me in pony?

When I got to the dining room I met with one of the guards. ‘Your majesty,’ he bowed.

‘I understand you have something for me,’ I said.

‘I do…’ he replied.

‘We all do,’ another guard said smiling.

Suddenly I found myself surrounded by all the guards that worked in the palace. They all gazed at me longingly.

‘Uh oh…’

‘We want you, Princess!’ one cried desperately, falling to his knees.

‘We NEED YOU!’ Another expressed.

I was in trouble… ‘Where is my sister?’ I demanded suddenly realising that they could have hurt her so that they could have me to themselves!!

‘We locked her in a cupboard,’ one replied. ‘But for now… Please, let us love you!’

They all closed in on me, climbing over me. I cried as their stallionhoods were forced into every part of my body imaginable.

I tried to shake them off; I tried so hard, but they were too strong!

I choked and resisted as multiple penises were thrust into my mouth time and time again. I was afraid… They would kill me at this rate! I would be raped to death!!

I cried, tears staining my dark blue coat. I had made a terrible mistake and I had no idea how to undo it…

Suddenly a huge ball of light exploded across the room. The lustful stallions were thrown off me and shot across the room. Then… everything was silent again…. I was alive!

I go to my hooves unsteadily. What…

‘Luna!’ I heard my sister’s concerned voice.

I turned to see her rushing across the room to assist me. ‘My dearest sister, what happened?! What has happened to our guards?’

I bit my lip. There was no point in hiding it, she would find out sooner or later.

‘Well,’ I began, ‘I think I may have… cast an unstable spell…’

‘What spell?’ Celestia pressed.

‘A desire one,’ I replied sheepishly. ‘You know, the one Heart’s Desire taught me all those years ago… Only I didn’t think it was this powerful.’

‘It’s not!’ Celestia confirmed. ‘Plus, it does not cause ponies to do such unspeakable things to another pony! I don’t know what went wrong, but you’re lucky they underestimated my magic! They thought a cupboard would hold me! If it weren’t for that cat…’

I didn’t say anything.

‘Anyway! I know you don’t understand what they were doing to you.’

I turned away, embarrassed.

‘Hold on just a minute… What were you doing casting a desire spell anyway?’ I was asked.

‘Well… I… I don’t know if I want to tell you!’ I replied simply.

‘Luna! There’s no need for us to keep secrets!’

‘Oh yeah? Well what are those weird things in your wardrobe then? And why have you got a dictionary beside your bed?’ I challenged.

Celestia’s cheeks flushed red. ‘I um… That in no way concerns you! What were you doing snooping around my PRIVATE chambers!?’

‘There is no need to keep secrets, sister!’ I reminded her.

‘I… well… It’s not a dictionary, anyway, it’s a… WAIT!’ She stopped, wide eyed. ‘Did you… open that “dictionary”?’

‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘I don’t know why you’re so concerned; it was just a boring old dictionary!’

Celestia shook her head. ‘Oh no… You didn’t happen to find that piece of parchment did you?’

‘You mean the one that had “FUN” written on it?’

‘Yes! Oh NO!’

‘What’s the problem?’ I asked.

‘Firstly, that book is NOT a dictionary; it’s a spell book,’ Celestia explained. ‘And that piece of parchment had a spell on it that is currently unfinished… One of many, might I add…’

‘O…oh…’

‘This one is a particularly dangerous one that is not ready to be cast by anypony! I’m disappointed in you, Luna!’ Celestia scolded.

‘Me?! Well maybe you shouldn’t have been keeping SECRETS!’ I retorted.

‘It wasn’t a secret!’

‘Then why didn’t I know about it?’

‘Because… I don’t have to tell you EVERYTHING I’m doing at EVERY minute of EVERY day! Or night, be that the case!’

‘Well, you should have told me about this… spell if it was SO dangerous!’ I pointed out.

‘We don’t have time for this!’ Celestia snapped. ‘We need to fix this! I know that you don’t understand what these ponies were trying to do to you, but’-

‘Actually I do,’ I replied quickly. ‘How is it you never told me about sex?’

Celestia gasped. ‘How did you know about’-

‘Some FRIENDS of mine kindly explained to me why I was having some strange… sensations!’

‘You mean… you’re… Oh.’

‘How could you neglect to teach me something so… widely known?’ I demanded. ‘Even young fillies and colts know about it!’

‘I didn’t think I would need to explain,’ she replied. ‘I thought you would… figure it out on your own… not quite so soon.’

I rolled my eyes. ‘I’m not a little filly anymore, Celestia!’

‘You’re right…’ she said suddenly. ‘In that case, YOU can fix this mess!’

‘What?! I cannot do that!’ I protested.

‘Well you cast the spell!’

‘Unknowingly! Because of something YOU neglected to warn me about!’

Celestia suddenly had the spell book suspended in the air with her magic. She turned to a blank page.

‘What?’ I questioned.

‘It’s about time you wrote your first spell, Luna, as you think you’re so grown up now! Let’s see if you’re powerful enough.’

I scowled, irritated by my sister’s patronising behaviour.

‘I’m waiting,’ she said.

‘I can’t, okay?’ I blurted. ‘I don’t know the first thing about spell writing! Another thing you neglected to teach me!’

‘Then watch how it’s done,’ Celestia said, smugly lifting her quill and beginning to write.

‘Fun like this should not to be had by ponies too young to be this bad.’

I rolled my eyes, but was surprised to see the ink run off the page and the writing disappear in an instant. She had failed.

‘What?’ Celestia exclaimed, shaking her head in disbelief. ‘What is this?!’

I smirked. ‘Looks like somepony’s lost her touch.’

‘It has to be right,’ Celestia replied curtly. ‘After all, you can’t just go writing willy nilly!’

‘You mean like you did?’ I chuckled.

‘Oh, well let’s see you try now!’

I took the quill and began to think… Fun like this was good… but in moderation! I mean, it surely wouldn’t do any harm so long as it doesn’t go on for too long. Plus this spell would have to be monitored to ensure that it stays in the right hooves.

‘That’s it!’ I realised. I began to write, my sister watching disapprovingly.

‘Fun, mischievous as can be, but moderation surely is the key.’

As soon as the quill left the paper the book lit up and left the writing marked clearly in the book neatly under “F”.

Underneath it was written:
“Powerful passion spell, conjure with caution. Wears off within an hour.”

Celestia was speechless. I knew that she hadn’t expected me to actually manage to write a spell. She still saw me as an incompetent little filly!

‘Well…’ she began, looking around herself embarrassed.

The guards, who had been unconscious on the floor, had awoken and were giving us confused looks.

‘It looks like I made a mistake…’ Celestia said reluctantly. ‘…Sorry.’

‘I’m sorry, sister, I didn’t quite catch that! Could you just repeat that for me?’ I requested, innocently.

Celestia mused for a moment… ‘No. Not until you tell me what you were doing… casting a desire charm upon yourself!’