Princess Luna's Desire

‘I… well… Twilight Sparkle taught me about… well, you know… I… then she…’ I stumbled.

‘Ah yes, Twilight, my faithful student…’ Celestia mumbled to herself, a smile creeping across her face. ‘I must write to her immediately and thank her for all she’s done! She’s taught you much!’

‘She didn’t do anything!’ I said defensively. ‘I mean, nothing too weird! I… oh…’

‘Don’t be silly! She’s my faithful student! She taught you a valuable lesson,’ Celestia said. ‘Now, tell me about it.’

‘Valuable lesson?’

‘About sex. She may be quite inexperienced in that area, but you can’t tell me that her performance doesn’t exceed the majority!’

My face flushed. ‘Well… I don’t really want to talk about it…’

‘Secrets?!’

‘No… It’s just… It wasn’t only her… it was her friends too. They all joined in…’

‘I see,’ Celestia nodded. ‘Twilight encouraged all her friends to help you feel better about you’re… little problem.’

‘Well, I suppose…’

‘Have you learned anything else?’ Celestia questioned.

‘Well… um… Potatoes don’t make for good sex?’ I said.

‘ What? …LUNA!’ Celestia exclaimed suddenly. ‘Are we talking about the same thing here?!’

‘I… don’t know; you tell me…’

Just then Twilight walked in with the other ponies. ‘Princess!’ she exclaimed. ‘Are you alright?! Spike received some pretty strange letters!’

‘Oh… um… really?’ Celestia said awkwardly.

‘Yeah, you were locked in the… little filly’s room?’ Twilight read from the letter. ‘You’re- Hey! I didn’t know you were afraid of the dark!’

I smirked.

Celestia snatched the letters from Twilight. ‘Ah, yes, you see… I…’

‘It sounder urgent! I was worried!’

‘Yes… well…’

All six ponies stared at Celestia waiting for her to continue, but she did not and instead changed the subject.

‘Twilight! I wanted to congratulate you! All of you!’

‘What for?’ Rainbow Dash asked.

‘I understand that you taught my sister about… you know… the birds and the bees.’

‘Oh that…’ Twilight mumbled uneasily.

‘Your example of true friendship, working together to help another friend, is commendable,’ she said. ‘It’s an extremely hooves on approach!’

‘Ah that…’ Apple Jack mumbled. ‘That was… um… I’m surprised Luna told you about this.’

Celestia turned to me. ‘Yes well, we don’t have any secrets now do we?’

I shook my head. ‘Of course not! I just had to tell her how you explained everything to me in a completely dignified way.’

The ponies looked relieved. I winked. Our little secret was safe from Celestia!

‘Really though,’ Celestia continued. ‘Perhaps you should have gone that much further and simply… shown her…’

‘What?!’ Twilight gasped.

‘Oh come now, I’m quite sure you know what I’m talking about!’

‘Well…’

‘Never mind! Although your actions have been commendable, Princess Luna’s have been unacceptable!’

I dropped my head in embarrassment.

‘Oh? I’m… sorry to hear that, Princess,’ Twilight commented.

‘It’s quite alright, Twilight, you’ve done well,’ Celestia smiled. ‘Luna shall of course be punished accordingly.’

‘What are you going to do to her?’ Rarity enquired.

‘I’m going to teach her a lesson she won’t forget!’

‘You’re not going to exile her, are you?’ Fluttershy asked nervously.

‘Of course not,’ Celestia ensured. ‘This punishment will hopefully be far more affective.’

The ponies didn’t say anything else for a moment.

‘Well, I’ll see you all soon, now,’ Celestia finally spoke. ‘Have a safe journey home!’