A Saucy Interaction

                                      A Saucy Interaction

This is the story of a pony in the kingdom of Equestria. In the small town of Ponyville. It’s a story of several ponies so we shall concentrate from several points of views. Let’s just get to it.

We begin at a restaurant a few doors down from Sugarcube Corner. The name of the restaurant is Lickety Split’s. It is known for its fast service and great Italian food. The business has been slowly declining until two new ponies from Manehattan came in to save the day.

These young men are Pizza Pasta and Lasagna Larry. Pasta is a turquoise colored pony with a hairline worse than LePon James. Larry is a brown unicorn with purple highlights. These two are looking for a job when they meet the owner of Lickety Split’s. Of course the owner is none other than Lickety Split himself. “Ah hello’a welcome to Lickety Split’s, you are’a some’a new faces” (He’s Italian get used to it).“Oh hey, I’m Lasagna Larry and this my travel companion Pizza Pasta. We traveled to Ponyville in hope to find jobs to fit our talents in the culinary arts.” Lickety Split sighed “ Well my best workers quit.

Then... out of nowhere they all took viagra and clopped to some gay pony porn together and came on each other’s eyelids... Rendering their eyes useless and making them blind... But they didn’t give a fuck because if they hadn’t done that Michael Jackson would have went all smooth criminal on their asses, taking their eyes and feeding them to his baby Mike Tyson

"OMG SO GUD" Pizza Pasta yelled as he shoved his head up Lickety Splits anus and ruptured his spleen, his neck soon snapped and the head ripped off being sucked up Split’s ass like a vacuum, his head being sucked into his stomach and dissolving in stomach acid. Lasagna Larry was shocked and decided to play with Pizza Pasta’s body, wearing it like a set of armor and acting like master chief up in this bitch as he grabbed his magnum and shot himself multiple times in the chest, believing he would survive...

Leisure Suit Larry came and bit his testicles so hard they swelled up so quickly and dropped, he did not have balls of steel like Duke Nukem and he teared up and fell down, his body disintegrating into many lines of binary code, shooting into Lickety Splits head, making him become Neo, teleporting him to land of Venture Bros where he has to choose to take a red or blue pill, he says fuck that and takes the purple pill, deciding his fate, fucking all the bitches and making blue meth and injected 1,000 pounds of pure african crack straight from a rhinoceros’ asscrack with a crooked, rusty needle, soon that dumb shit Coconut Head from Ned’s Declassified  came out of nowhere and started to licking his giant horse cock violently, making his dick bleed because his tongue and saliva are formed from acidic material.

“But wait there’s more!” Billy Mays said as he resurrected himself from the grave and threw multiple slap chops and sham wows at the new Neopet from The Matrix, then died again, a rose upon his shiny head,

“WHERE THE FUCK IS NICOLAS CAGE” is what you’re asking yourself.... He's busy with the bees alright? “NOT THE BEES” Nickelodeon Cage screamed at the teletubbies as they trapped him in the room of tentacles, having nothing to do with bees, I don’t know if he’s retarded or something or he’s saying that cause its his best line from the movie Wicker Man, on DVD by the way, go buy it and watch it for THE UFC CAGE of Nicolas. But because this is a clopfic, Nicky C got violently raped by the tentacles. His ass being splooged in side with the cum of thousands of thunder cats trying to pull the sword of excalibur as fuck face Squidward shitted on himself again, no wait I meant R Kelly, fuck me... Whatever Backspace is for n00bz anyway... continuing with Applejack and Vin Diesel porn...