A Saucy Interaction
Chapter 2
Previous ChapterNext ChapterVin Diesel busted in saying “Not todaaaaaayyyy” Applejack then got her lasso and choked Vin to death as she then turned all necrophilia on him and fucked the shit out of that dead body until she was killed by maggots and dissolved into more binary code... 0100100100100111011011010010000001101001011011100010000001111001011011110111010101110010001000000110011001100001011000110110010100100001 is what showed when she dissolved.
And those assfucks Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook showed up too, I don’t know what happened to them, I think they got stoned to death by angry “fans”. Then Ash Ketchup and Bella spoke and Belle the Disney Princess was like “how long have you been ten” and He said “ a while”
Yama Yugi came inside that cunt Cole Sprouse after he filled Cole Sprouse with cum and after he finished he said “Oh, would you look at the time” and shouted ”It’s time to-” He was cut off by that digimon bitch, the one with big ass ears... Ohh yeah Agumon, that whiney bitch Sausage from Naruto stepped in sometime too, he was too busy being a little bitch to notice Agumon coming for his delicious buttocks.
Then Batman made his special cameo in the clopfic titled “A Saucy Interaction” by slapping everyones ass and singing “Don’t drop that thun thun!” And twerking for everyones amusement, after that he went back to helping out with the game Arkham Origins, Can’t wait for that game... I’m gonna eat it...It’s gonna taste like BBC... (that means two things: British Broadcasting Corporation, and Big Black Cock, yeah... I’m really proud of that joke...)
Then the resurrection of Pizza Pasta commenced as Alakazam revived his ass, recreating his head to put on like he was DeadPool with the whole ripped off arm thing in the game... Luna then denied access and ripped the head back off and fed it to her big brain dead sister Celestia, who was chanting “Pizza Pasta, Pizza Pasta” only reason she did this was because she was NATURALLY BLONDE! Michael Jones, from Achievement Hunter came in and bipped Luna in the cock with his ginger afro shavings as Ray shouted LETS PLAYYYYYY and resurrected Fapplejack and bitchslapped Sluttershy to death, making Mike look at it, he was so in shock that he jumped off a cliff, breaking his legs and dying of dehydration,
Ray then rode Fapplejack to Narnia and fucked shit up, eating all of the queens sweet rolls and jumping her fence because he is a brown man, a fucking beautiful puerto rican and ate every rose in Gavin’s garden because he’s a bitch and then went to cry on his tower of pineapples. He then got down and said to himself “When is this shit gonna end!?” Then they all played Rapala Bass Fishing 2010 and all died from sheer greatness.
Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman then warped through worlds into Ponyville went into LicketySplit’s and Freeman said “ Ma’m I’m sorry your salt will be late but as a consolation we shall give you free breadsticks!” They then proceeded to slam their large penis on the table and it was then cut by the knives on the table blood spewing everywhere until they died of pony AIDS.
Then Captain Falcon came riding on Sonic yelling “ YOU’RE TOO SLOW NEGROS” They ran at the speed of light into a wall crushing every bone in their body creating a black hole that swallowed itself whole. This was the completion of Pizza Pasta and Lasagna Larry’s trials to become italian food maker thingy masterminds, the secret sauce for everything would be their very own moisturizing dick shampoo. If you didn’t know yet it tastes amazing! BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING WONDERFUL! Robocop and Carl from Family Matters then made the perfect cop combo eating donuts and shitting. Then Bill Cosby came in and said ”bippidy boppidy pudding poplez when ma pimps in ma crib ma drop it likes its diggigy dang hawt”
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