Why does the universe crave insanity?
The Return
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''And so the Nightheart The dreaded finally was defeated by Princess Celestia as he led the raid unto Canterlot.'' ''Even so, Canterlot was in a horrible state as fires still burned the city, and the ponies within.''
''After many weeks of repairing and helping citizens, Princess Celestia was finally able to cure the rest of Equestria after the horrible ordeal.''
''After helping the rest of Equestria, Celestia locked the statue of Nightheart underground, and he was never seen again.
The End.''
Finished Twilight, after reading the whole history book about Nightheart to her friend.
''Don't you think that book was exciting!?'' Said Twilight happily.
''Twilight, ah think that book was a bunch of Horseapples.'' Said Applejack.
''And how come?'' asked Twilight said questionably.
''Because that book was written by that ol' Cult Duskrain.'' ''And ya' know that Cult Duskrain is a bunch of silly ol' sods making up stories an' callin' it history.'' Said Applejack defensively.
''I Guess so..'' Said Twilight.
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*Elsewhere
''I am tired of sittin' in this darn goofin' ol' dang piece of rock!'' Nightheart said as he had been the past couple centuries. ''Wait a minute... don't i.. dangit Celestia and your dang amnesia spells!'' Shouted Nightheart inside his mind.
And with a silent ping noise, he teleported out of the statue to a random location.
He ended up in a large orchard of apple trees. and he just basically started swallowing all the apples off the trees. ''I haven't tasted the great taste of apples in a long time.'' he thought.
And then he heard something. And then he turned around and saw a yellow filly with a red mane and large bow. He then screamed like a newborn hydra, and that sound isn't very wonderful.
And the little filly started screaming too. it took about 15 minutes for both of them to stop screaming.
Since he knew ponies wouldn't tell their children his tale, as it was so horrendous, he acted normal.
''Sorry i was eating those apples. i haven't eaten in a long time.'' He said.
''It's ok stranger. but hey now, if you haven't eaten in a long time like yah said, you should come home with me.'' ''we're about to have dinner. Mah family is friendly to strangers.'' said the filly.
What's yer' name anyway? asked Applebloom.
''Starlight blade, and thanks.'' Nightheart lied.
''Mah name is Applebloom.'' said the filly Nightheart now recognized as Applebloom.
Applebloom then lead him to their farmhouse. He could tell she lived on a farm because of his ability to tell what anything was just by smelling it.
They arrived at the house in a couple of minutes. And then a smell hit him. He smelled apples. Cinnamon apples. Apple fritters. Apple pies. Apple Strudel. Apple jam. His brain went wild.
Before we eat you gotta meet my family. said Applebloom happily.
Nightheart then thought to himself. ''By the beard of Starswirl..''
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''Anyway Twilight, i better get on home.'' Said Applejack.
''Ok Applejack. plus, i still have to study.'' Said Twilight.
Applejack then left Twilight's library. In the distance she could see Pinkie having a party of some sort. She could also see Rainbow Dash lying on a cloud near her. Applejack waved to Dash and Dash waved back.
She then sped up to a trot and continued home. On the way there, she started thinking about that Nightheart character. She just shrugged it off and continued home.
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Applebloom first introduced ''Starlight Blade'' to Her apparent brother, named Bic Mac.
''Wow!'' You're even taller than Bic Mac!'' exclaimed Applebloom.
''I'm not too much taller than him.'' Said Nightheart.
''Eeyup.'' Said Big Mac.
Applebloom then introduced him to her Grandmother, Granny Smith.
''Hello m'am.'' said Nightheart calmly.
''Hello dearie.'' said Granny Smith. She then fell over asleep.
''Um....'' Said Nightheart confused.
''Don't mind that. She does that alllll the time.'' explained Applebloom. ''I also have a older sister named Applejack. she'll be home soon. She's usually late so we can eat somethin' without her gettin' angry.''
Applebloom then went into the kitchen with her brother. Granny Smith woke up and sat at the table. so did ''Starlight Blade.''
Big Mac then set down some plates with many delicious foods, which one of them looked like like fried hay.
''Dig in.'' said Granny smith and everypony started smashing the food against their face like a baby. (not literally)
Nightheart basically ate all the fried hay before anypony could reach for it.
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Applejack finally entered Sweet Apple Acres and came into the Farmhouse.
She saw that her family was eating dinner and sat down next to Applebloom, and after eating some apple fritters, she noticed the strange stallion sitting at the table
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''Big Mac, who is this?'' asked Applejack.
''Some stranger Applebloom invited for dinner.'' ''His name is Starlight blade.'' explained Big Mac.
''Well applebloom?'' asked Applejack.
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