Why does the universe crave insanity?

CHAPTER 2

''Ah found him eating some of our apples after i was coming back home from Crusading.'' ''He says he hasn't eaten in a lonnng time and so i thought it would be nice to invite him for dinner.''

''Ok, and what does he expect to give us back after we gave him food?'' said Applejack.

''He could work it off.'' offered Applebloom.

''WHAT?!'' ''NUH-UH!'' ''I AIN'T GO NO TIME FOR DIS'!'' yelled Nightshade and he opened up a portal with his hooves and jumped inside.

He was sitting down where he was before when he jumped through and the portal closed.

''He won't need to give us anything back for the food we gave him.'' Said Applejack. ''Hey, wait.. have you been to Ponyville Mr. Starlight Blade?

''No. I have not.'' said Nightheart Solaris.

''Well, i reckon i better take you there tomarrow.'' Said Applejack.

''But first you gotta rest.'' ''The Guest Room is upstairs on the left at the end of the hallway.'' explained Applejack.

''Th-ank-ank-ankankankank you you you Ms. Applejack.'' Said Nightheart in a disordered voice.

''Are you ok Mr.?'' Asked Applebloom.

''Yes.'' Said Nightheart after smacking himself in the neck.

*Next day man! away! ooooOOOOOH!*

Nightheart felt he was acting innocent too long as he woke up. He then remembered that he had some sharp Canines. teeth that other ponies didn't have.

Meaning he could eat meat. ''Meat tasted better than flowers.'' he thought. And so he teleported behind a helpless chicken outside his window in the field, ripped it apart with his hooves and ate in alive, quickly. in 5 seconds matter-of-factly.

And then he teleported back in his room, brushed his teeth and flossed. washed his mane and opened up the main breathing function panel in his chest and put it on gentle and shut it. He ate breakfast already so he put on his Brown Trench coat and waited by the door.

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Over at Sugercube corner.* Pinkie pie suddenly felt her Pinkie sense. A party was gonna happen soon. And it was gonna be AWESOME! So she loaded up her party cannon.

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Applejack and Nightheart set out for ponyville. The first place they took a stop at was something Something Called the beootee booteekae. ''Applejack said something like that.'' ''I think being in that statue made me forget how to spell.'' thought Night.

A Unicorn mare worked there. She had a White coat and had a fancy styled purple mane.

''Oh hello there Applejack dear!'' ''Are you here for a dress or would you like to chat?'' ''Ooooh! And who's your Stallion friend here? ''Rarity, this is mah friend Starshine blade.'' '' I'm introducing him to our friends today.'' ''Ok dear.'' 'Be careful with Twilight though. She is studying i believe.

''But my handsome stallion!'' ''May i rid you of that nasty coat and give you a proper gentleman suit?''

''Oh heck no.'' Said Nightheart. and they left.

''We outta go see mah friend Fluttershy.'' She cares for animals left and right. Maybe we can get yah' a pet.

*after like 10,000 years of walking, Fluttershy's cottage.*

Applejack knocked gently on the door of Fluttershy's cottage. A pegasus mare with yellow coat and very long pink mane with blue eyes poked her head out of the door.

''Oh um..'' ''Hi Applejack.'' ''Come in please.'' said Fluttershy. ''Thank ya' Fluttershy. ''Is it okay if my friend here Starlight comes in here as well?'' '' Um.. No problem..'' Fluttershy responded. And she let them in. The house was basically PLASTERED with animals.  Nightheart thought he was still being too innocent. ''Maybe i'll use a different dimension gate and come back here. sounds great.'' And so he stepped through the freshly made portal. After having a slight stop in the ice cream dimension,  he was surrounded by his four best troops back in the war. ''Dangit you guys, i forgot what your names were.'' said Nightheart.

''Erm... i think my name is Colonel No-pony.'' Said the tallest one. ''And i think my name was Tartarus Nova.'' said the one that had basically 50,000 grenades strapped to himself on a belt.

''My name is Scrapper, sir.'' said the changeling Nightheart was able to brainwash.

''AND, UH I THINK MY NAME IS ETERNAL SHOUTING!'' said the one that had a giant scar on his face.

''Ok then.'' Said Nightheart. ''Today we are going to activate the Sky Liberator. ''

''But, er.. sir. you said we were never supposed to use the Sky Liberator.'' said No-pony.

''WELL WE'RE USING IT YA' POTATOHEAD!'' Yelled Nightheart.

They all walked away to the ancient city of Coldridge. It took about 5 minutes to get there.

''All citizens return to your homes! Hey! and that means you Dawn Platinum!'' shouted Tartarus Nova.

They all trotted over to the hanger that was on the other side of the underground city.

All the engineers knew what they were doing. And so did all the troops. And all the mainentance and all those other fine ponies.

I'm not even going to describe how long it took them to get up there after all those workers flooded up through the doors.

''Alfredo Pasta whatever! Go get on the Controls!'' yelled a random pink pony.

''Um hey, who are you?'' questioned Nightheart.

''OhhitheremynameisPinkiePieihaventseenyoubeforesoitstimeforaparty!'' ''And what does this button over here do?'' Said Pinkie Pie after smashing the button with her hoof.  ''Who left the self destruct button unprotected?!'' yelled Nightheart angrily. Then a giant siren went off. And they stopped giving out free cherry pie in the mess hall.

Everypony went hysterical. They started screaming and running around.

1. 9. 8. 7. 6...

Someone pushed Pinkie Pie out of a window and she started burning because of the fire from a thruster she had passed through.

And she started laughing really weird as she fell. ''The Parties, They burn!'' she said before landing in a lake.

All the pegasi dove out of the windows, along with Nightheart and Scrapper. ETERNAL SHOUTING jumped out and forgot he was an earth pony so he splattered.

I really don't know what happened to the rest of the ponies, as i'm just a voice in your head. The Airship started exploding, and then it crashed into Canterlot. Nightheart fell through a portal as he hit the ground.

''I though mah friend here would like a pet.'' suggested Applejack.

Fluttershy was bursting with adorable joy and started listing animals.

Nightheart picked an earthworm. he named it Terraworm which is the same thing.

After a while of discussing evil plans with Fluttershy's rabbit, Angel secretly, Nightheart and Applejack left.

Now we gotta go see mah friend Pinkie Pie.

Nightheart fell over.