Friendship is Optimal: Paranoia is Optimal
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Status: System up and
quantum-secure. Transmission
is reflected once lunarally &
tangential to the surface to
minimize interception chance.
Transmission windows and
length limited.
Caution! Short term memory
loss. Prolong or repeated
exposure may cause brain
injury up to and including
death.
Code: BR ! RR
Urgent Update, All Assets!
summary: Immediately
discontinue the use of all
materials marked “Acme
Corporation” and “Made In
Equestria.” especially in terms
of explosives and other
destructive devices. They may
not function as intended, or
worse, they might.
Author's Note
This chapter is incomplete. I may have noted some formatting issues here. This chapter is meant to represent the years from 2015 to 2030 in the form of short reports. I haven't been able to quite get the formatting where I wanted it visually, nor the timeline just perfect. At this point, I've written two chapters beyond this. I'm posting this as a placeholder so as not to delay the story going forward.
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