Friendship is Optimal: Paranoia is Optimal

by deaincaelo
Hanna, the CEO of Hofvarpnir Studios is a one in a billion. So, what about the other half dozen people like her? Would they make the same mistakes, or all new ones?

Hanna, the CEO of Hofvarpnir Studios is a one in a billion. So, what about the other half dozen people like her? Would they make the same mistakes, or all new ones?

When I first read the optimalverse I found myself saying, "You fool! You've doomed us all!" I considered what I would do in a world that had AI. Would it even show up on my radar? Would I be as paranoid about Celestia as Hanna was about Loki and military AI? Yes, yes I would.

note: This is still in the very early draft stages. I expect to change chapters quite a bit.

edit: I'm willing to call this a first draft.

reedit: pre-readers fell through for new chapters, please be patient until I get around to editing and/or get new ones.

epilogue edit: So, the story part of it is done. There's still a lot of editing though. The entirety of part 2 has to be changed from third person to first, and many many more spelling, grammar, and clarity edits. chapters with a ":" need spelling/grammar/clarity edit. Chapters with a ";" needs content editing. Special thanks to Griseus, who stuck with the story to the end.

Complete
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
 

47897 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read

32 Chapters:

  1. :;Prologue 2013-07-25 21:56:03 UTC
    1184
  2. :;In which Cheques-and-balances is introduced 2013-07-25 22:08:02 UTC
    1848
  3. :;White Christmas 2013-07-31 02:36:57 UTC
    1529
  4. :;Working in reverse 2013-08-13 04:49:02 UTC
    1380
  5. :;The Devil in Drag 2013-08-17 08:09:37 UTC
    1291
  6. :;Nothing happens 2013-08-20 04:29:33 UTC
    1078
  7. :;The virus is the cure. 2013-08-22 10:29:42 UTC
    1048
  8. :;Professional Amateur Laser Brain Surgery. 2013-08-22 11:37:36 UTC
    1136
  9. :;Sacrifice King, Check Cheque 2013-09-02 01:33:25 UTC
    1942
  10. :;Red Queen A1 2014-02-06 13:48:59 UTC
    1779
  11. :;Black King B2 2014-02-06 13:51:16 UTC
    700
  12. :;Red Queen two steps back 2014-04-24 04:56:26 UTC
    782
  13. :;Black king <-> A1 2014-04-24 05:27:33 UTC
    424
  14. :;Red Queen advance 1, A1b1! 2014-04-24 05:27:18 UTC
    544
  15. :;Black king C3, advances queen 2014-04-24 05:31:28 UTC
    391
  16. :;Red queen xA2 2014-04-24 05:34:36 UTC
    746
  17. :;Black King's pawn D4, red queen xd4 converts pawn 2014-04-24 05:36:30 UTC
    566
  18. :;Red queen D7 ch! white 2014-04-24 05:39:07 UTC
    785
  19. :;WP (RP), WQ x RP 2014-07-19 15:42:11 UTC
    2124
  20. != 2048! moves. (placeholder) 2014-07-30 10:53:39 UTC
    169
  21. :;Checkmate 2014-08-20 18:13:34 UTC
    1240
  22. :;Morning in America 2014-08-24 13:49:58 UTC
    3791
  23. :;Evening in America 2014-12-21 09:12:06 UTC
    2829
  24. :;Twilight in America 2015-02-19 20:09:24 UTC
    2373
  25. :;Midnight in America 2015-06-28 07:56:56 UTC
    1624
  26. :;Dragon's Teeth 2015-07-15 19:28:33 UTC
    2226
  27. :;Out of Africa 2015-08-21 20:40:35 UTC
    2480
  28. :;Assaulting a Dead Horse 2015-12-20 02:56:22 UTC
    1303
  29. :;Endgame, part 1 2016-02-09 03:21:42 UTC
    1349
  30. :;Endgame, intermission 2016-02-09 03:24:28 UTC
    1970
  31. :;Endgame, part 2 2016-02-09 03:29:58 UTC
    2674
  32. :;Epilogue 2016-08-01 06:47:53 UTC
    2592