A House---Fuck Time---Day Before XMas
It Was Christmas morning and Chao woke up on the roof. As Chao got up he slipped and rolled down into the pool. The water was ice cold and there was snow everywhere. He decided to go shopping for a gift, Nicks Gift. A Eqd Bassdropper Custom moded Painted Dark Blu and black. Nick would die for these. So Chao got his favorite jacket made from Rarity’s Boutique and started walking to the new Ponyville mall.
Ponyville Mall---3PM---Day Before XMas
As Chao was walking around the mall a strong stallion dragged him into the bathroom as was holding a knife with his magic. Chao was then scared and didn't know what to. The colt then started to say.
“Just give me all of your bits and you won't be harmed,alright son?” said the stallion.
Chao Then pulled out a bag of bits from his 1 strap backpack and got closer to the stallion. As soon as Chao got close enough he punched the stallions head as hard as he could and vaulted over him and dashed towards the door.
A House---6PM---Christmas Day
As Chao walked to the kitchen he heard the door knock,Chao approached the door and opened it. He noticed the mane and body color’s,it was Nick’s family. After the family got to see nick again and they had a great christmas feast they decided to open gifts. Chao didn’t really enjoy gifts from people he hardly knew but he accepted them to make them happy. As the family left and Chao cleaned up the mess Nick then said.
“Hey Chao, I gotta go get something really quick. I’ll be right back.” Nick said with excitement
“Alright, just help me clean the dishes later” Replied Chao
As Nick walked inside his room he noticed a gift on his bed. It was from Chao. Nick Opened the box carefully and saw it had a Eqd Bassdropper customized the way he liked it. Nick felt like he had a true friend once again. He pulled out Chao’s gift from under the bed and dragged it downstairs. Chao saw Nick bring the gift downstairs and decided to open it. As Chao pulled out the gift he realized it was a 1 strap Horn backpack with archery arrow holders attached and extended backpack space. Chao had no words and gave a hug to Nick who quickly said.
“Hey Chao, i'm not a hugger. Remember that, please.” Nick said.
“Sorry its just that i'm fucking happy. But how did you get this? These aren't even available.” Chao Said.
“I have my ways.” Nick Replied.
The same house---9PM-Christmas Day
As Chao was a walking down to the living room after a quick nap, he heard a huge crash and freaked out causing him to roll down the stairs and go all splinter cell stealth mode. Chao looked over the couch to see another pony inside his house. She had a light blue coat and a lighter blue mane and tail. Chao noticed that it had touched a cactus. Not any ol’ cactus, a rare one. One that could give amnesia to who ever has been pricked by one. As Chao rolled around on the ground getting closer and closer he pulled out his bow and picked up an arrow. Chao pulled back and had a clean shot, he then let go and it flew 48 feet to the right hitting the fridge. Nick was watching this happen and said.
“Nice aim dipshit.” Nick snickered
Chao then turned around and picked up a kunai and threw it at Nick’s knee only to hit his own. As Chao was sprawling around on the ground in pain Nick walked over him and ran to Luna.
“Princess Luna are you ok!?” Nick said with caution.
“Who’s Luna? I’m Brooklyn,” Luna then said.
Chao then ran straight towards Luna with a war cry and charged with a bat. Nick then tripped Chao and kicked him out of the door.
“Sorry about that, he tends to attack.” Nick then explained
As he was telling Luna what was happening and what her role was to help control day and night, Chao then struck Nick over the head with a pan yelling
“LEPRECHAUN'S!”
Chao then stared at Luna getting scared,Luna then started to burst into singing were Chao quickly pity slapped Luna and said
“No. Start singing and you'll end up in the ER” Chao said with a happy attitude.
Luna then got scared and said sorry. Chao felt bad yelling at her and trying to attack so he made her a sammich.
The Castle---Luna’s room---6 Years later
Celestia was ashamed of herself when she gave Luna a task to do with a broken wing. Many of the Royal Guard’s told Celestia to forget about Luna since they have been searching not stop around Equestria. Celestia knew she would never forgive herself for doing this but she must. A war was about to occur.
Nick’s Room---6PM
As Nick was drawing like he normally would do, he occasionally saved his work every 10 seconds due to the chip accident 1 year ago. As he was working Derpy crashed through the window and smashed into the monitor and destroying the computer.
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” Yelled Nick.
“Whoops, sorry about that mister, I just don't know what went wrong.” Replied Derpy.
“Just give me my mail derpy. I'm not in a good mood.” said Nick
“Ok, well here you go!” Derpy then said.
As Nick was opening the mail chao the rushed into the room and threw a a 12.oz soda which knocked Nick down and caused the computer to explode into confetti. Nick then pulled a handgun out of his drawer and shot Chao’s kneecap.
“OI, WHAT NOW YOU BLOODY WANKER!” Nick said in Relief
Nick’s Living room---9PM
Chao was spinning in circles on the ground when Nick dropped a letter in front of his face, Chao then started to chew on the paper. Nick then bitch slapped him and told him to drop it.
“This is a wedding invite. And I hate weddings. So you're going for me. You have no argument in this so go and do something useful with your life life.” Nick said as he was walking back to his room.
“Um....Ok. Oh and before you go. What's a wedding?” Chao asked.
“Fuck you.” Nick said as he walked away.
Ponyville Streets--11AM
Outside Wub Wub’s house---Fuck Time
As Chao was walking home Vinyl ran straight into his legs and he fell over.
“AHHH! MY FUCKING KNEE!” Chao yelled in pain.
‘Would you just fucking man up Chao? You seem like a women every time I’m near you.” Vinyl Laughed after making a insult.
“What do you want Vinyl? I’m kinda in a hurry.” Chao said worried.
“I need a favor from you, and I’m trusting you with this.” Vinyl said.
“Um sure, as long as I’m not lighting a fire again.” Chao said.
“Thank you! Anyway I need you to host the music for my wedding. Can you handle that?” Vinyl asked.
Chao then remembered the wedding invite. He knew Vinyl was a very great friend and he also knew what she could do if she got pissed. He was scared to decline and mess up.
“Um yea sure I can handle that.” Chao then said.
“Thanks Chao,alright I’ll see you tomorrow to show you what to do. Alright?” Vinyl then turned around to see Chao gone.
Pyromancer’s house---Fuck Time again
As Chao knocked on Pyromancer’s door the door suddenly opened. Chao was then pulled into the dark house. As soon as he flew in, torches were then lit to show a pathway into the next room. As Chao walked into the room he saw Pyromancer at a desk. Chao walked up to the desk to see pictures of a mare in a black jumpsuit with a mask covering the face.
“Chao, listen this mare is a assassin. Its going for Tavi or Vinyl, on the wedding day. I created something for you. Its like a bow but it requires no arrows. I think you will like it.” Pyromancer said
“So, I’m going to be the eye in the sky I guess? Chao asked.
“Yup. Now get out of my house” Pyromancer said with a tone.
Chao then jumped through the window running for his life. It then started pouring chocolate rain out of nowhere.
Nick’s house---Seriously why are you giving a fuck about time?
As Chao walked inside the house with a broken knee, he went to the kitchen and saw Luna making a mess with the food.
“Why is there food all over the floor Luna?” Chao asked
Luna then looked up towards Chao and then said “I made a cake!”
Chao then replied “Just clean this mess up. Please.”
Wub Wub’s house---9PM
As Chao was walking towards Vinyl’s house he heard the loud sound of Techno Music called “Dubstep.” He opened the door to see ponies dancing all over the room. He then noticed Vinyl getting a drink over at the bar. As Chao rushed towards Vinyl he then fell to the ground due to his knee. He then started to use the wall for leverage and finally got to Vinyl.
“Oh Hey Chao! Thanks for helping me out earlier today. Though why did you have to leave so soon?” Asked Vinyl.
“What? I was never here today. You sure you were mistaken?” Chao asked confused.
“Yea, Another human was here that looked just like you. Sorry.” Vinyl said sarcastically.
“Well i'm just going to leave now if theres nothing i need to do.” Chao said walking away.
Nick’s house---11PM
As Chao was starting to fall asleep in his bed he heard Nicks window smash open. Chao then smashed through his door and went to Nicks room. As Chao walked in he saw a bloody skull with a note on it. Chao then picked up the note and started to read it.
If you wish to live do as I say in this Note. KILL Pyromancer. He is framing me for a assassin. He is just using you to kill me. Go to the Everfree forest and head to the largest tree you can find. Around the tree you will find a Knife. Use that to kill him. If you do not, I will ensure you die a slow and painful death.
Chao then loaded up his backpack and took his bow with him knowing what kind of creatures are in the Everfree. Nick offered to help but Chao declined.
Rooftops---12AM---Wedding day.
As Chao was waiting for Pyromancer to show up he knew he had to kill him or the mysterious mare.12 minutes went by when Pyromancer finally showed up and had a flare gun and flamethrower on his back.
“Heres your scope you need. You better know how to aim.” Pyromancer said.
As they
waited they could then see inside the Chapel were Vinyl was standing near the front. They then saw Octavia walking down the Isle in a beautiful white dress followed by the Cmc throwing flower petals on the ground as the bride music plays.
“Oi. I fucking hate this song. How do people listen to this?” Pyromancer asked.
“I don’t know. I’ve never even been to a wedding.” Chao then pointed out.
As the wedding went on and the wedding minister was talking Chao noticed a mare getting closer to Vinyl with a sharp object.
“PYRO GET UP! I see two of them. Look! One on the roof above Octavia and one going for Vinyl. What is this?” Chao asked scared.
“I have no clue. But look across the way. Two guardians. There watching the assassins.” Pyromancer told Chao
“So murderception?”Chao asked
“Yup.” Pyromancer then replied.
As Chao released the bow string the arrow flew across the open field and smashed through the chapels window and took a direct shot to the assassins head as she was jumping towards Vinyl. As Pyromancer took out his flare gun he shot towards the second assassin and missed hitting the curtains inside of the chapel creating a fire inside of the chapel. As the fire started to spread ponies were running out of the chapel as fast as they could as Vinyl and Octavia were running, Octavia was then trapped by wooden planks. Vinyl then noticed Rainbow dash was also trapped between the seats. Vinyl knew she could only save one.
As Vinyl was rushing towards Octavia, Rd was then crushed and burned alive. She put Octavia on her back and carried her out of the chapel. As Vinyl got to the entrance of the chapel she fell down covered in smoke and could hardly breath she told the paramedics to take Octavia first.
As Pyromancer and Chao were taking fire. Pyro then knocked Chao out and said.
“Forgive me comrade”
He then then threw Chao over the roof and Pyromancer then flew away. As Chao was falling he landed into a pool a broke his hand due to the impact. Chao then passed out.
Ponyville Bowling ally---9PM
As Chao took Vinyl and Octavia bowling they had fun until Chao noticed a familiar mare in the door way.
“Fuck me.” Chao said.