The usually suave Lucky Day has just been turned down by Exie backstage, and can't get over the fact that his love would hurt him so.

Dusty Vellum is sitting at the bar, trying to drink herself into oblivion with a bottle of Applejack Daniels.

The two meet, get struck by the infamous 'Ping Pong Trick', are witness to the birth of Equestrian Nutella, and see some familiar faces having fun, while everypony involved ends up earning more/less than they bargained for.

Written for the Exie Writing Contest by that glorious bastard ImJustAnotherBrony. This fic is intentionally terrible, and includes the 'Sex' tag due to implied... well, 'intimacy' isn't the right word, so let's go with 'debauchery'.