Linoleum prides himself that he holds a record. A record of number of time he went to prison. Nothing big, just public intoxication. But, that doesn't make him a bad pony. In fact, he's a darn good pony! A pony who loves to drown out his sorrows with nice, cold beer. But, one afternoon, just released from prison, he meets a pretty mare at his favorite pub. What happens next can surprise the most… Un-surprising-ness of
ponies everywhere!



Disclaimer:
This story's is just a silly story I threw together to try to be able to finally update my other story (Normal in the eyes of the beholder). It's strange. I have no idea what to write on that, but know how to write this?
God my brain sucks.
Like or not, let's see how it goes!
Oh, and there is PROBABLY ALOT of grammicle (yes, that is a joke) errors throughout the story. Feel free to tell me so I can fix 'em.
It's probably the only way anyone will comment, so… Yea.
Enjoy, hopefully. If not, sorry for wasting your time.