Brought to you by the creators of the classic tale, Twilight Watches a Porno, comes a new timeless story of wondrous adventure. Join our two friends as they journey through a tale of discovery, harrowing action, grandeur, and of course, crossing lines that were never meant to be crossed.

Dandy Sweets is a well meaning, but rougher around the edges sort of pony. Cheyenne is a less than well meaning, slightly standoffish sort of person. Both of these firecats get stuck in the same one bedroom apartment together, both of them are jobless, and both of them are desperate for some income. Yet, the biggest challenge may just be trying not to tear each other’s throats out.

Luckily for them both, a friend presents an auspicious offer, one that promises to help them get the leg up in life they need, so to speak.

Written and Directed by Alex Nuage, co-written by MerlosTheMad, reviewed by totallynotabrony, and jerked off to by RainbowBob.

This is not clopfiction.

Warning: This story contains stripping (duh) and mild drug references. We do not endorse the use of hallucinogens, but we do find it hilarious.