Over her many years, an immortal Celestia has experienced much. Thus, when heat hits her and hits her hard, she must find oddball means in order to get off.
Will she sate her lust, or will her rampage be stopped?

WARNING: If you couldn't tell, this is a trollfic; it is not supposed to be taken seriously. Contains questionable language and content, 18+ advised and the weak of stomach may have trouble reading.