Rehab with Bright Colors

Three days of Estrous passed with the commanders of the Death's Knell Company trapped in their respective hells. Three days filled with sweaty nights, hot moans, awkward positions, and minor injuries. Durge, Shiny, and Hex had agreed before entering Canterlot that they would meet in the in the castle gardens at a large outside round table five days after at one hour past sunset. As Hex limped his way towards the designated meeting it only irritated him more that the other two bastards were already at the castle.

Sparky had him take the train along with Vinyl and herself. A train ride that was hellish in ways he couldn't describe as both mares wanted to explore the term voyeurism on the ride there. His right leg was still cramped so badly he couldn't help but walk with a limp, and feeling generally like hammered dog shit didn't help at all. At least the bastards had the decency to have a keg of something alcoholic and an empty mug waiting for him.

"What'sa matter Hex? Did that white pony fuck you in the butt or somethin?"

"Chug Durge. We're playing the reference game. Any reference of fucking drains the cup. And no she steered clear of my ass. Did Moon butt whip the piss out of you?"

Shiny only chuckled and filled his mug, gesturing for him to drain it after breaking his own rule.

"Its what you cretins deserve after convincing me to go. The wife has been pissed off ever since we got back."

Shiny seemed to be taking after himself and Durge a bit. The captain was a lot more laid back then when they first met, but they both couldn't resist the easy target.

"I bet little Shining is cookin in the oven eh Hex?"

"I bet Cadence fucks him instead of the other way around."

Both men filled their mugs and slammed them together before draining it with Shiny rolling his eyes.

"At least my wife isn't into whips, small dicks, and other chicks like the lovers you two have."

They both pointed at him and the captain drained his mug. They hadn't been there for five minuets and all three of them were sporting a buzz.

"Speaking of wrecking someone's shit... Did my sister give you that limp Hex?"

Shiny refilled his tankard and drained it again while Durge did a double take.

"Ah man you fucked his sister?! That's low. That deserves two chugs for breaking the man code."

"First off I'll give you one for that. As for the second this asshole here gave his sister permission to do whatever the hell she wanted with me. I don't know how you feel about having tissue samples dug out of your hide but Shiny could have at least warned me his sister was into the Pony Sutra."

While he was chugging down two mugs of booze Shiny was laughing his ass off while Durge was just shaking his head.

"It's bad enough he gave you permission but worse knowin she was a kink in the sack. You're both fucked up beyond repair."

"Hey, Twily is a grown mare and I didn't know she was that wild. All things considering you two don't seem all that bothered bucking the local women even if they are alien."

"Whoa Whoa Shiny! We both saw what Moon Butt was doing to Durge in her room, and I was drunk, high, and being held down the first time so it wasn't exactly willing."

"It ain't as bad as you make it out Hex. They may hold you down when they want it but hell if they don't fuck like crazy."

All three men nodded sagely as they filled their mugs and drained them together. They all choked on the liquor when a soft happy voice floated over them.

"What are you boys up too?"

Cadence, Vinyl, Twilight, Luna, and even Minerva were heading their way over with chairs and mugs of their own. Each girl sat beside their respective playmates. But when they all stopped choking and looked around nervously they all gave their response in unison.

"Nothing...."

Cadence arched a perfectly manicured eyebrow before taking a sip from Shiny's mug and replying.

"You know boys, when we were trying to track you down I found out that Shining here had brought a keg of hard cider from the stores with mugs for you three. I'm assuming all of you were getting drunk when you came up with the brilliant idea to vanish for three weeks. I'm hoping this isn't the case this time hmmm?"

Luna nuzzled Durge in an awfully familiar way before filling her own mug and taking a sip as well.

"I you hope you've learned a valuable lesson after this weeks... ordeal Mr. Durge. You wouldn't be lying would you?"

Hex pointed at her mug.

"If you're not going away you have to play by our rules. Drain the cup Moon Butt. Any reference to what happened this week empties the mug unless explaining the rule."

Minerva smirked as she filled her own cup.

"Act like you didn't enjoy it Hex, it makes you look like a rape victim."

After draining her mug Durge scratched his head and managed to ass end the already awkward moment.

"Hey Hex.... Shouldn't we be tryin ta repopulate or something since as far as we know we're the only humans? Minerva might be rough around the edges but its kinda weird we're all doin talking ponies and all."

While he drained his own mug Minerva cackled and smacked Shiny's ass, causing him to jump and Cadence to giggle.

"First off, there's no way either of you fucks are as well hung as this stud. That and you're both ass hats so you can forget about hittin this."

Another mug was drained, followed by Hex jabbing his finger in Shiny's direction.

"The pot calling the fucking kettle black eh Shiny? You've been fucking Minerva and you wanna talk about us being weird!"

"I don't see what's the problem. We fucked on the train ride here."

Hex could only face palm as Vinyl happily filled and drained her own mug, Luna filling her own once more before adding her own two cents.

"They may be smaller than other stallions but they have those wonderful little fingers to play with a mare."

"Those fingers are quite dextrous Princess Luna! I have a whole paper written on some of their... uses."

Now Twilight was joining the drinking game with Luna as Shiny, Durge, and Hex covered their faces with hands and hoof. Hex was the one to recover first.

"Can we please get off the subject of our dicks and fucking?"

Cadence filled her own mug and drank it down before agreeing in the most obnoxious way possible.

"As much as I hate to agree with Mr. Hex this is very awkward. Luna and I are related as well as Twilight and Shining. It isn't appropriate to talk about such things in front of family."

As if coming out of his stupor Shiny turned to Twilight with a shocked look on his face.

"Twily... Did you fuck Hex on the train ride here?"

"I... well... I didn't plan too..."

"Luna likes it in the butt when I give her the stanky finger from the front."

Durge was holding his right hand in the center of the table and making an obscure gesture, shaking it vigorously as half the tables occupants choked and snorted while the other half turned beet red. This continued through another barrel of whatever they were drinking. While the dicks of their group had the sense to watch how much they consumed after the girls arrived it was Celestia who came down and ushered the mares inside, most of which were wobbling and slurring on their way in.

Hex could tell the other two men were losing their buzz as well when Celestia appropriated Cadences mug and polished off what was left before filling it.

"I'm glad to see you boys alive and in one piece, especially you two. I was worried that Cadence would have killed you already for the scar on Shining Armor, even if it does make him look quite a bit more fierce and dignified."

"Nice ta see you too Celly, but cut to the chase. Why are ya out here with us?"

"Always so blunt Mr. Durge? Tomorrow is the Royal Gala. A gathering of Canterlot's elite along with delegations from all across the world. Some of those delegations are very interested in the sudden appearance of a death corps being established by ponies, and led by none other than two unknown species. You three will represent your company and answer any questions they might have."

Shining was already draining his cup at the news before pouring out another one.

"Princess. Is it wise to bring in outside powers at this time? Our company has dealt with the threat at large and are more than capable of training more ponies as the need arises."

"True enough Shining, but I cannot allow a threat to the entire planet to go unannounced. The delegations have been updated on the severity of the situation, and the corpses Hex produced during the first encounter was sent as proof of the threat. They will want to speak with soldiers who have experience with these enemies, not diplomats to ease their anxiety with smooth words."

Hex drained his own mug and filled it one last time.

"We'll be there Celly, and its no trouble explaining what the zerg are and how dangerous they can be but I have to ask. Are we seriously your only group of soldiers who are capable of ending lives?"

"As much as I wish to answer that with a yes Mr. Hexus, you are not. Luna's night guards are experienced veterans who do have training in those arts. Though we keep them in reserve if anything should happen, Shining Armor's letter has reached the delegations. The night guards were an unannounced entity that could use deadly force, your company has declared to the world that my ponies are prepared to kill openly in the defense of Equestria. If anything, that letter has made it clear the threat is not something to be ignored if we are gearing for war."

The three men nodded their understanding before draining their mugs on final time, flipping them over and smiling when the watched Celestia do the same. No further instructions were needed, and their company had already spent well over their allotted time loitering about. It was about time they got back to work, and with any luck they might have some new friends to join in the festivities.