Derpy is unusual.

Not because of her eyes, though they're a little beyond the norm.

Not because of her clumsiness, attributable to perhaps one too many of Pinkie Pie's very special muffins, or perhaps to the circumstances surrounding the acquisition of her cutie mark.

Not because of her cutie mark either, though the subsequent lawsuit made sure she would never have to worry about paying the rent.

She's unusual for another, more intimate reason, though her lover never once complained about it. Of course now she has to explain things to the inevitable result of that love without risking her title as "best momma in Equestria".

An entry for the Futaquestria Write-off '13. Don't ask why, the answer will be silly. The mature rating is only because of the concept; there is no sex. It was also written mostly on a tablet by the beach, so editing is currently non-existent.

Based on an idea by Sparkler.

I regret nothing.