My Little Crysis 2

"You want to hear a story? Well, let's start where we are now. The shit I've gone through just to become human. I even sacrificed my life for a dragon I barely knew, gave him the suit, the responsibility, to save the entire world. His name was Spike. Lucky bastard got attacked by a Ceph ship and survived. Hell, our entire world was being attacked by a bunch of squid fuckers, that didn't come from the stars, like we thought they would, but they hid for millions of years, underground."

"When they came to me with the nanosuit, I sacrificed Laurence Barnes, the man I was, to become Prophet. When my own flesh and blood held me back, I sacrificed that too. Replaced it, like a spare part. Victory costs. Every time, you pay a little more. I saw a glimpse of what's coming and there was nothing left of me to stop it. When the greatest combat machine fails... what do we do then? What do I do?!" Prophet said, showing a invading force of Ceph ships, and a large mechanical tentacle reaching towards the planet through a black hole.

Eight months before...

Spike looked around the church he was in. "Vesa, move that a little to the left. No, my left!"

"Damn boss, you're lucky you have that fuckin' Nanosuit, or I'd kick your ass." Vesa complained, making a different person chuckle.

"Yeah, you taking on a dragon that survive a Ceph invasion of Canterlot, I can already see you cooked, medium rare on a platter, covered in Bar-B-Q sauce." Karlos said, making Vesa groan in annoyance.

"Karlos, why'd you pick this place again? Really digging how I'm doing all the fucking work." Vesa said sarcastically.

"Vesa, do you ever quit your bitchin'?"

"Do you ever get sick of busting my balls?"

"...Point taken."

"Lock it down, both of you. I'm having a wedding in a few days, and I want it to be perfect for AJ. Now quit your shit, and start getting this stuff ready." Spike said, looking at the Two CELL soldiers. "Also, why aren't you wearing normal clothes instead of your old CELL armor? You've been wearing that stuff since the invasion of Canterlot, a few weeks ago."

"We're more at home wearing these. Seeing as how we met wearing these CELL suits."

((What Vesa and Karlos look like.))

"Look, I'm going to get married, just hurry it up." Spike said, rubbing his eyes in annoyance. That, and he was tired, after AJ kept him up all night doing...stuff.

"Boss, where should I put the machinegun?" Karlos asked.

"Why in the bloody Hell wouldja 'ave a machinegun at a wedding?" A British accent said, showing Psycho.

"Guarding purposes. Who knows, someone would hold a grudge against Spike or AppleJack." Vesa answered for Karlos.

"You two just bring pistols. No turrets, no miniguns, no helicopters, just knives and pistols. But the pistols will have Silencer attachments, or there will be some serious Hell to pay." Spike said, then, he yawned.

"Boss, have ya been up all night?" Psycho asked, looking at Spike.

"Yes. AJ kept me up all night, doing something I'd rather not tell." Spike said.

"Bow chika bow wow." Vesa said, his voice struggled as he moved a heavy bench to it's place.

"Son of a bitch." Spike moaned out, seeing Karlos give a wink at him. Spike looked up when he heard giggling, but no one else heard it. He walked up to a pillar, examining it. He then put on his helmet, and his suit turned red, his muscles growing a bit larger.

"Maximum Strength."

"What is it?" Vesa asked.

Suddenly, Spike punched the pillar, and a cyan blur hit the ground. She groaned, and got up, dusting herself off.

"Spike, why'd you do that?" Rainbow Dash asked, looking at the Nanosuit in front of her.

"Wrong man, he's th' one you want to talk to." Psycho said, pointing at the now normal Nanosuit which held Spike.

"One, you shouldn't be here. Two, I know you're loyal, I heard you almost went after me then the gardens started to float. Three, AJ shouldn't know about this, so Pinkie Promise that you won't tell." Spike said.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." RD said, doing the motions with her hands.

"Good, now four, I need you to deliver all the invites to everyone I know. Except the princesses, they're too busy to come, so don't even try. Last, but not least, I'm pretty busy, and I don't want you to prank me. You should be quiet while doing so anyway, and try not to giggle."

RD blushed, then nodded. Spike handed her a bag full of invites. RD got ready, but a hand went on her shoulder.

"Listen, make sure no one tells AJ, I want it to be a surprise." Spike said.

RD nodded, then flew off.

"Looks like we're almost done boss. Just need a cake, and a bride." Karlos said, winking at Spike, who only growled.

"I know someone who would make the cake for a special occasion like this." Spike said, smiling, even though they couldn't see it, thanks to Spike's helmet.

"Who are you talking about?...No." Vesa said, realizing who it was.

"Yes." Spike said, smirking.

"Who are we talking about?" Karlos asked, then Vesa whispered the name. "You've got to be shitting me."

"Nope, we're going to Ponyville to meet up with her." Spike said, looking outside. They were in the newly rebuilt Canterlot, even though the battle was four weeks ago.

Spike started to head towards the Train station.

"Please, not that pink devil." Karlos pleaded.

"Well, since you said no Pinkie Pie, I guess I'll have to..." Spike said, looking at the two relieved CELL soldiers. "Order you to come with me to see her. Since you insist on calling me Boss, I guess I give you orders."

Vesa growled. "I hate my job."

"You and me both, brother." Karlos said

"Quit your bitchin', and get on the train. Psycho, stay at the Church and wait for RD. After that, go get a rest, do something that doesn't involve killing or having a weapon until the wedding."

"Alright Boss. Oh, and Spike."

Spike was about to enter the train, until Psycho called him. "Yeah?"

"Wish you the best of luck. And, congrats, Boss."

"Thanks. See you when we get back." Spike said, entering the train.

The train started up, and started to chug down the mountain. Leaving a trail of smoke as it went.