My Little Crysis 2

A CELL soldier stood there, along with his friend, another CELL soldier, standing right next to him. He then checked his watch, to see what time it was, and groaned in boredom. Suddenly, something flew by the window right behind them.

"Hey, did you hear something?" The first soldier asked.

"Probably the sound of you being an idiot." His friend said.

"You're probably right...dick biscuit." The first one said.

A invisible figure stood behind them, as a sword ejected out of it's right wrist, and he raised his gun with it's left hand. It deactivated it's Cloak mode, and stabbed the first soldier, and fired at the second. It then kicked off the first CELL soldier, and shot at him, and stabbed the second at the heart, killing both CELL in a few seconds.

A CELL soldier walked in, his armor different than the others. It looked exactly like a Nanosuit, and then he pulled his MARSHALL shotgun out, and pumped it. He then turned invisible, the thing that attacked the two CELL soldiers looked around, trying to spot the new CELL soldier.

It's head then splattered as the shotgun fired, making the CELL soldier flicker in and out of visual for the cameras. He then started to fire some more, blowing it's mechanical arms off, then it's jell like body, and kicked it out the window, making the mechanical body drop ten floors down, before exploding on the concrete.

"Stupid fucking Ceph need to stay away." The CELL soldier said, reloading.

"Charles, report in." A voice said in his COMMs.

"This is Charles reporting in. We've got three KIA, two CELL guards and one Ceph Stalker. Please confirm." Charles said, looking around.

"Say again, Charles, it sounded like you said a Ceph Stalker." The male voice said.

"I did sir."

"Well, that means it's not alone...Hold on a second, I have to check who's out the door. Sounds like someone's screaming about Bloody Murder or some stupid shit about that." The voice said, then, he left the radio he was using, but left it on.

"Sir! Don't go out there!"

"Don't worry I'll be--" The radio then filled with a large metallic screech, then gun fire.

"Sir? Sir! God dammit! Not only do I have to find the fucktard, but now I have to kill some Ceph too. This is the usual Monday for me." Charles said, then, he heard a sound behind him, and pumped his shotgun.

"Love how you pump that shotgun whenever you're near me." A female voice said.

"Bow chika bow wow." A second voice said.

"Shut up!" The first voice said.

"God fucking dammit, my nuts!"

"Aw fuckmuffins." Charles said as he turned around, only to see a CELL soldier on the ground, holding his tender area. Another CELL soldier stood beside him, but her armor had a feminine outline to it. "Angel, Haggs, good to see you both."

"Same to you sir." Haggs said, his voice a octave higher than it usually was. Charles helped Haggs up. "Thanks man."

"No problem. But you will have one in a second."

"What are you talking about?" Haggs asked, only to get kicked in the same area he tried to protect. "Fuck! Fucking Mondays man, can't do shit about anything on Mondays."

Charles smiled as he lowered his leg. "Alright you two, let's get up there and kill some squid motherfuckers!"

"Yeah, let's kick some ass!" Haggs said, getting up. He then grabbed his SCAR, and cocked it.

"Yeah, fucking kill some shit!" Angel said, not as excited, but still excited.

Suddenly, the doors blew right off in front of them as a Ceph Heavy stood there, charging it's grenade cannon.

"Son of a fucking bitch!" Haggs said as it fired, barely missing his helmet. Haggs notices that some of his helmet was scorched, making him pissed. "Alright asshole. You fuck with CELL, then you fuck with me." Haggs said, firing at the Ceph Heavy, making it stumble a few steps back. Haggs pulled out his C4, and threw it on the Heavy, but fired at it's helmet, taking it off.

Angel pulled out her M12 NOVA out, and fired at the Ceph Heavy's head, doing nothing but enraging it. Charles jumped onto it's back, and fired his Shotgun into it's head, killing it. It then leaned backwards, and landed on Charles, but Haggs and Angel didn't notice.

Both the CELL soldiers high fived, but then they looked at the Ceph Heavy. "Get this thing off of me." Charles muffled voice came out. Angel and Haggs would lift it off of him. "So, Haggs, what's the C4 supposed to do?"

"You see, when a man and a explosive device love each other very much, then the man will plant the explosive, and blow shit up." Haggs explained in a humored tone. "Seeing as how those things will notice us any second, we might as well blow them up."

Angel and Charles looked at the glass to see a couple Ceph stalkers and grunts attempting to break the glass, enough were lucky and had their limbs sticking through the broken glass. Charles then used his Maximum Strength on his suit to kick the body of the Ceph Heavy towards the glass, leaving a huge crack in it.

"Valid point. So, let's blow shit up." Charles said as he ran towards another door, and kicked it down, getting out of the blast radius of the explosives, same with Haggs and Angel.

"You might want to cover your ears! Shit's about to hit the fan!" Haggs warned, then he pushed the trigger, running faster.

One of the Ceph grunts was lucky enough to get in, and start running towards the gaping hole of what was a door frame. It didn't noticed the explosive on the carcass of the Ceph Heavy right in front of the glass. Suddenly, a explosion went out, making all of those near die in a fireball, or blast them out of the windows. Those not so close, like Charles, Angel, and Haggs, temporary went deaf at the sound. Later on, there would be nothing but broken mechanical bodies of the once alive Ceph.