(Not So) Banned From Equestria

by Rustle my Jimmies

Chapter Three

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Chapter Three

It took just about fifty forevers to find that stupid little pond Applejack insisted I rinse myself in. In retrospect, it’s strange she didn’t offer to let me wash off at the barn because of, oh I don’t know, Southern hospitality, but I guess it didn’t really matter. It took a few minutes to rinse off the dried blood that was caked on my hind legs (oh yeah, which was totally fucking disgusting), but before I knew it, I was relatively clean and on my way to the bustling town of Ponyville.

Before I go any further, let me just say that being a mare in heat is definitely rustling my jimmies. And jokes aside, it felt like I was being overwhelmed by the constant barrage of feelings and sensations, all leading back to that little treasure trove covered by my tail.

Well, actually, not so much covered considering every time I passed by another pony on the road, my tail would just raise itself all on its own. Like, it was pretty embarrassing enough to smell like I did, but to actually look like I was inviting ponies to mount me was all the more humiliating.

And it’s not like I even want to be screwed senseless, anyway! Being with Big Mac was a nightmare! Absolutely no consideration for his partner, that stallion. He took something that was relatively... no, incredibly pleasurable, and he turned it into the most painful experience of my life. For god’s sake, my pussy was bleeding!

But then again... it wasn’t all that bad.

I mean, sure, it hurt like a bitch when he just carelessly decided to take my female virginity like it was just another chore he had to do, but everything before that was just heavenly. A whole day of leaking left me so slippery, I hardly think he had to push to get in. And then there were the couple seconds of prodding which felt strange, but a good kinda strange, you know? Like that feeling you get when you experience something new and scary, but you feel like you could grow to like it? Anyway, it was phenominal up until he ripped my marehood and ruined the experience for me. The last thing I wanted to do was feel that again, and I’m pretty sure I would if I tried. Big Mac’s member was stretching me as it was, and I think I may be a little too tight considering nothing has ever entered my forbidden cave until Big Mac’s cock took a spelunking adventure.

It sucks to be tight, and I knew the only thing to fix tightness was repetition, and I wasn’t feeling up to the task. Man, some mares have it rough. Kinda makes me think of the time me and Fluttershy had...

And that’s when that familiar ‘sick to the stomach’ feeling returned with gusto. I stopped my trot to Ponyville and remembered the night I had with Fluttershy. She was rubbing her snatch with that stupid, little rabbit she takes care of when I swooped down and saved the day. Though she didn’t say it, she was in heat, just like I was right then. I’m not surprised she tried to stop my advances considering the flame in between her legs. I just happened to be the only one with a big enough firehose within a couple miles.

But I have to say she took it like a champ. I took hers, just like Big Mac took mine. And she, unlike me, decided not to be a pussy, and take it in the pussy. And then she had the balls to ask for more! You know, for such a shy mare, she sure screamed up a storm when I had her bent over the kitchen counter with her head in the sink. Honestly, it surprised me that that was all her idea...

And that brings me to the inevitable thought that scared me again that day.

I came inside. No condom. No mysterious magic spell to prevent pregnancy. Just another grunt, hilt, and spray for me. God, if I had only thought about the outcome of a three-day, unprotected fuckfest, I may have shown just the slightest bit of hesitance to shoot my seed into some extremely receptive mares, multiple times at that. Why is it always me who gets stuck with unwanted foals? Why, God, why? Of all the things that could possibly happen, it was the worst possible thing!

I sighed, shaking my head, and continued toward Ponyville. The sun was descending towards the last phase before Celestia inevitably handed off the care of the sky to her sister.

Celestia... oh crap, I forgot about her. Even though I spent a short time here last time, I did have the fortune to meet the Princess and get to know her. And by get to know her, I mean we totally had sex. Ugh, that just added one more stop on my list of wrongs to right, and look at how well the first two stops went! And on top of all that, I still hadn’t gotten my rocks off, so to speak, and I was penetrated by a pony with the name Big Mac.

And speaking of getting my rocks off, that feeling was coming back, and it was coming back hard. I guess the heat I was having before was just the first wave, because I had never, in my entire life, felt as horny as I was right then. When before I felt my clitoris engage in a wink occasionally, while walking to ponyville, it was spasming every step I took. I mean, it was literally screaming at me to fuck something... anything, as soon as I possibly could.

I moaned as I kept on winking. It wasn’t so much as a pleasurable moan, but one chock full of craving lust mixed with a horse whinny. I had no idea I could even make that sound, but I guess it makes sense and all, being a mare. I felt liquid drip across my lips and flow down my leg. I sighed, realizing that I might as well have not taken a dip in the pond after all, since I was once again smothered by the stench of lust and vaginal fluids. I’m pretty sure if Big Mac was around, he’d pounce me all over again and force me to take his... big... throbbing... member.

And that’s when something strange happened. The entire day I felt a constant drip coming out of me, but then I felt something horribly disgusting and arousing at the same time. I squirted my fluids out in one, big spurt that was powerful enough to be considered a piss stream. At first, that’s what I thought that it was, but from the amount of pleasure it gave me, I realized it was from a completely different hole altogether.

And it happened again. Another stream of what I saw now was a milky liquid pumped out of my winking pussy and into the dirt road. I moaned loudly and threw my rump into the air as more streams shot outward. Stream after stream came out of me. I had no idea what it was, or why it was happening, but quite honestly, I couldn’t care less. I just stood there with my head in the dirt, moaning like the dirty, little filly I was. It was so wrong, but it was so erotic.

It was then, I realized, that if Big Mac, hell, if any stallion were around, I would stand no chance at turning them down. I would be theirs in a heartbeat, and it would be a long time before I allowed them to leave. Screw the fact that I was tight! Anything to get rid of that feeling would do just fine.

My moaning ended and once again, I trotted towards Ponyville. Although, it wasn’t so much a trot as it was a record breaking gallop towards the dick filled finish line. A penis was what I wanted, and a penis is what I was going to get. Just the thought of a member parting my folds and slamming into me gave me a shiver followed by a pleasurable squirt. Watch out Ponyville, cause I’m coming back! And this time, I’m the one getting mounted!

The town came into view as I sped up even faster than I had before. My marehood was winking wildly now, grabbing out for anything that so much as resembled a cock. It’s too bad I didn’t have a dildo or something, cause that thing would be lodged so far up my pussy, I don’t think I’d ever be able to find it again.

My mouth was drooling, but it wasn’t from hunger. Well, maybe it was hungry, but not for pizza. No, it was lactating from the thought of wrapping my mouth around a cock so big that I would be forced to let it slide into my throat. It would go in and out of me as I lap at the sides and the tip with my long equine tongue. Eventually I’d start to taste a little bit of my mate’s pre-cum, which I imagined was a tangy, salty mix, but altogether very tasty. And then, once I would massage his balls enough, a torrent of cum would flood into my mouth and down my throat and into my...

I stopped dead in my tracks. “Yuck!” I shouted, shaking my head as if to toss out the thought altogether. I remained halted, panting from the mile I had just run in hopes of being penetrated. “What the hell, brain!”

I felt like punching it, but decided against it in fear of a hoof-caused concussion. But I was still pretty mad. My entire life, I had never had the urge to go suck a guy off, especially a stallion whose dick is over a foot long! And here I was, thinking of the best way to please my mate by giving him a good old beej. I almost gagged.

Damn this feminine brain. My new anatomy had gotten me nowhere, and all it’s done has made me so horny I couldn’t even think straight. Images of horse cocks kept flooding my vision, beckoning me to chase after them and pump ‘em until I had enough semen to douse the flame in my rear.

Excuse my terminology, but it sucked dick. I knew I didn’t want to have sex with a stallion, but my body refused to take no as an answer. I tried my best to push every thought I was having, out of my mind. I even tried a few old tricks I used to keep from cumming too early when I was with a girl.

Baseball...

The holocaust...

Rosie O’Donnell making love to Chaz Bono...

I shivered. Okay, I wasn’t as horny anymore. Hey, my vagina even stopped winking as wildly as it was. Sure I still wanted to have sex, but I felt like I could contain it.

I continued my trot as I entered the outskirts of Ponyville, taking careful consideration to leave my tail in a down position. I wouldn’t want to give a stallion any bright ideas... no matter how much I want them to bend me over and stick their...

No! Stop it, brain! Quit with your girlish thoughts! I’m not a girl, I’m a dude! A hockey playing, spitting, weight-lifting, girl-fucking dude! I eat nails for breakfast... without any milk. And I’ll be damned if I decide to sidle over and take it from behind!

Invigorated with a strangely enthused gung ho attitude, I entered Ponyville with a smile that would put Pinkie to shame. My hooves clip-clopped on the cobblestone road as I passed by various ponies who were packing up their things and heading into their homes. I passed close to a mare holding flowers.

“Hello!” I said in an outgoing manner. “How are you today?”

She turned her head to me. “Erm, good... I” Before she could finish, I had already zoomed past her and cantered down the road. I was in a hurry to get to Twilight’s home, hopefully to borrow a few bits for my date. I really didn’t have time to stop and have a conversation, but I’m pretty sure if I stopped, I would fling myself onto the next living thing, regardless of race, gender, and maybe even age...

Anywho, I trotted down the town, waving to the ponies around me in what I’m sure was a gigantic display of idiocy, feeling my plot wink and my nethers sop with my female juices. The ponies around generally looked at me with curious glances and occasionally wave back. It all seemed to be going well until I felt someone bump into my side. I nearly fell off of my hooves, but looked up as I continued to walk. A stallion clung to me, rubbing against my side as I made my way through the street.

He grinned his teeth at me. “Well howdy, Miss. How are you feeling this fine evening?”

Oh god... “Fine,” I answered. “Just heading to a friend’s house.” My heart was racing. I wanted nothing more than to scream at him to mount me, but I knew that if I did, there would be no going back. Mentally, at least. I began to trot a little faster towards the library.

“Say, you’re looking mighty tired. How about we go get something to drink, Miss?” He matched my speed, keeping in step with me. My tail began to raise a little, but I quickly slammed it back down against my nethers.

He continued. “Where’s the rush, Miss? Where’s the fire?”

In between my legs...“Sorry, I’m just really late for, umm... a thingy.” I looked away, probably blushing worse than a teenage girl who got kissed for the first time.

He leaned his head toward mine so as to speak in a whisper. “I’m not gonna lie. I was sitting there, all alone when I saw you run by in a such a hurry. And I said to myself: now that’s a mare right there! I just knew I had to at least ask you on a date before you slipped through my hooves and into some other lucky stallion’s!” His persistence was flattering, but the constant rub against my flank was starting to piss me off a little bit.

“Thank you, I guess... But I really have to get going. It was, uhh, nice to meet you, Mister...?”

“Lucky,” he answered with a mischievous grin. “As in, I like to get lucky...”

I was going to turn my head to face him, but all of the sudden, I felt a strange pinch on my ear. It hurt, but once I realized what it was, my plot starting winking like crazy.

He nipped me. Nipped me right on the ear. I have no idea why it was so sexy to me... but it felt good to think that he was in some way claiming me. Like, now I was tagged, and nopony could get close to me anymore. I nearly stopped and asked him to take me right there, but my legs didn't stop. My tail may have raised, but I didn’t stop trotting.

“Oh, thank Celestia,” he said as he dropped out of my sight. Though, it didn’t take long for me to realized where he had gone because his hooves landed on my back. He was trying to mount me right there in the middle of the street! Like, right in front of a bunch of ponies too! And the thing was, was that nopony really seemed to care. I mean, a few ponies were watching us, but for the most part, it was just a regular day for them as far as they were concerned.

I trotted faster as he continued his attacks. “Woah, guy! What do you think you’re doing?” He didn’t answer except for a few horse-like grunts followed by what I felt was a familiar prick to my backside. I panicked, bucking my hips back until I was free of his grasp. I trotted faster as I heard him catching up from behind.

“Where are you going, Miss? I thought you wanted to... you know?” He was against my side again, routinely nipping at my ear in the same erotic manner he had before. I shivered and lifted my tail again.

“When the hell did I ask you to buck me?!” I practically shouted.

He looked at me and then behind me. “Well, you just asked me again... and again...” He nipped at my ear. “You keep on showing yourself and winking at me... It’s kind of hard to resist it when I can tell you need it so badly.” He nuzzled me with his face, and I hate to say it, but I may have nuzzled him back. God, this body is driving me crazy!

Suddenly, I felt another weight against me, but this time, it came from my left. I looked beside me to see a grey stallion, smirking that same face I had seen Lucky display a few seconds before.

“Hi! I’m Drift, what’s your name?”

I was being sandwiched in between the two hunks of meat, and not in the way that my body wanted. It was quite difficult to reply to him considering one was trying to bite my ear off, and they were both pushing against me in a mare sandwich. “Hi, uhh... I’m, umm...”

“HEY! Get away from her! I saw her first, and she already presented herself to me three times! You’re making her feel uncomfortable!” Lucky shouted at Drift, a new sense of anger welling in his voice.

Drift turned his head to face him. “Excuse me, sir! I believe the lady was trying to answer me. If you would be so kind as to take a dunk in the well, we’d very much appreciate it.” He lowered his head to match mine. “Now, where were we...”

I ceased my walking as did the other two. It wasn’t my choice, in fact, I was pretty sure I would have bowled over anything in my way to get out of there before I did something I would regret. But a stallion that would strike fear into Big Mac stood in the way, and I didn’t think I could get around him if I tried. He was humongous... in more ways than one.

Like all the stallions rubbing against me, he had a throbbing erection that seemed tastier by the second. I caught myself staring at it, but quickly looked up to his face. He beamed a grin at me.

“Hello, I’m Snowy... wanna buck?” I slowly stepped backwards, my plot going absolutely bonkers, and my heart beat a thousand times per minute. The stallions all watched me with hungry eyes, getting closer to me as I backed away.

“Umm, guys... this is really flattering and all, but I’d really appreciate it if I could just walk to my friend’s house. Really, umm, you’re sweet... but I don’t think this is gonna work out.” My words came out stuttering, but they didn’t care at all. None of them twitched at the slightest to my pleadings. Well, except for their penises of course. They were twitching like crazy as trails of pre-cum dripped from their tips.

I licked my lips. I couldn’t take it anymore. This heat was driving me insane! I had to get bucked right then, and I didn’t care who did it, or how hard. Something was getting shoved up my pussy!

I slowly turned around and raised my hips a little bit, putting my face into the ground. I was ashamed of what I was about to do, but quite frankly, I was beyond the point of no return. In fact, my pussy was starting to squirt again, and I would let out lustful whinnies every now and then.

“Hey! Leave her alone!” My eyes opened. What? No, don’t leave me alone! I was so ready! Please, buck me, rut me raw!

The voice came from behind me, and it sounded very familiar to me for some reason. It was definitely feminine, but it also had a sort of boyish scratch thrown in there. It almost sounded like...

“Hey, are you alright?” I looked up, and there she was. The fastest flier of Equestria gently pulling me up with her hooves as she gave a sympathetic look. “Sorry about those guys. Sometimes a stallion won’t take a hint, ya know?”

I chuckled half-heartedly. Maybe it was the fact that I narrowly escaped a rather tight situation, but it may also have something to do with Rainbow Dash never wanting to speak with me after my last visit. It was obvious she still didn’t know who I was.

“Are you alright?” She repeated, putting a hoof on my shoulder.

“Umm, yeah, sure I guess. They didn’t... do anything to me besides bother me for a minute.” My heart was beginning to calm down a little bit, and my breathing returned to normal. I think that Rainbow talking to me was easing me back to reality.

She let her hoof fall to the ground. “I’m Rainbow Dash,” she said brightly. “What’s your name?”

I couldn't think of any new names all that fast, and I’m positive she was going to attack me if I gave her my real name, so I decided to take the Applejack approach again. Hell, who’s to say it won’t work with her? After all, AJ only caught me because she’s the element of honesty.

“Briana...” I said.

Rainbow Dash tilted her head and raised an eyebrow. “Briana? Wait, are you related to Brian? Are you his sister or something?”

I nodded, hoping that my lie would buy me some time. The last thing I wanted was to be whacked in the face by a hoof and left knocked out in the middle of the street.

“Yeah, I could have thought as much. You look a lot alike, you two. Were you twins?”

Eh, why the hell not. I nodded again.

“You wouldn’t happen to know where he is, would you?”

Ooh, gotta play this one careful, Brian. Last thing you want is to let her know you were the one that beat her in a race... and then wrecked her anus. “It’s been awhile since we’ve spoken. I’m sure he’s around somewhere. You never know. He could roll into town the next few days or so.” I told her the same thing I told Applejack, and I even gave her the same fake smile in hopes that she bought it. Good news is, she did, but after what happened last time, I made sure to be careful with what I said about my so called ‘brother’.

“Oh, well I guess it can wait, then. He and I have something we need to discuss...” she said, narrowing her eyes and scowling slightly.

Yup, she’s still pretty pissed about the whole thing. Maybe I should get going before she looks a little bit closer at me. I took a step left around her, slowly easing my way in the direction of the library. I could see it in the distance, but the sun had begun to fall, and the moon started its rise. “Well, thanks for all the help with those guys. If you hadn’t shown up, I don’t know what might have happened!” Well, I did know, but things were already uncomfortable enough between us. I turned my head and began to trot towards Twilight’s treehouse.

“Wait!” a scratchy voice called out from behind me. “What’s the hurry?”

I inwardly sighed, but turned back around to face the rainbow-maned mare. “Well, nowhere really. It’s just that I’m staying with Twilight, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want me to come home at some ungodly hour.” I hesitated for a moment. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that Twilight really just brought me here and set me loose. Sure she was working on a way to fix my genitals, but she never actually said anything about where I should stay, or what I should do. In retrospect, she was kind of an idiot.

I mean, last time I was here, I got an unknown number of mares pregnant in three days. Three, short days... And counting all the evidence together, she could really only paint me as some sort of sexual deviant with more fetishes than they could count. I mean, would anyone even consider leaving children with me? In Equestria, probably. Because here, no one honestly gives a shit about what you’ve done or who you are. For god sakes, I haven’t even seen but one police officer while I was here, and he was stuffing his face with donuts.

“Are you okay?” My concentration broke and I looked up to see Rainbow Dash giving me a strange look.

“Sorry, I uhh... I guess I must have zoned out there, hehe.” God, I’m stupid...

“Okay... anyway, I don’t think you should stay with Twilight tonight. In fact, why don’t you just spend the night at my house? Trust me, it’s for the best.” My head jerked back, and my eyebrows furrowed at the statement.

“What? Why? What’s wrong with the library? They’ve got plenty of room, I’m sure.” I asked all of the questions in a really incredulous manner. It almost came off as being rude, I’m sure.

Rainbow shook her head. “No, I don’t think you get it.” She took a step closer and locked eyes with me. “You don’t want to spend the night there. Trust me,” I could see her eyebrows flick up as she motioned for me to look in that direction. I turned around just in time to see the flash of grey fur jumping behind a trash can.

They were waiting for me.

With a flash of fear on my face, I turned back to Rainbow Dash and nodded. “Maybe you’re right. A sleepover would be fun, right?” She smiled and motioned for me to follow her the other way, opposite of the library. For a few moments, we walked in silence, but after a couple blocks, a realization hit me.

“Wait a second. You’re a pegasus, right?”

She casually nodded and gave an ‘mmhmm’ in response.

“Then don’t you live in a cloud home or something? I won’t be able to stay with you if I keep falling through the floor every few seconds.”

She let out a giggle. “Don’t worry about that. I’ve got two homes; one for summer and one for winter. It really wouldn’t make sense to freeze my tail off in a bunch of clouds while you earth ponies are all warm and toasty on the ground.”

“Oh, well then, nevermind.”

After my inquisition, we walked a few more blocks until we came to a halt on the outside of a one-story, little shack with a thatched roof and blue shutters. “This is the place,” she said, cantering up to the front door. And of course, since everypony here trusts the shit out of everything, she just opened the door and walked straight in. Who needs locks when you have friendship, right?

I started to follow her inside, but all of the sudden, I got the strangest feeling that I was forgetting something. Something very important...

With my mind roaming around, I realized I was standing in the center of the tiny, two-room home. There was a living room with a kitchenette, and another door that was closed off to the side. It was probably her bedroom, so I didn’t give it any thought.

“Hey,” Rainbow Dash called out while rummaging through her fridge. “I’m sorry about those guys earlier. They just can’t take a hint.” She closed the door, holding two bottles of some sort of beverage in her wings. She trotted over and handed me one of them which I happily began taking swigs of.

Hmmm... beer? I didn’t know that they had that here. Huh. Regardless of what it was, I continued to sip due to the past few hours of running and panting. I was positively parched, even so that the leaking underneath my tail slowed down a bit. I must have been really dehydrated for my pussy to be partially soaked instead of the usual drenched and squirting.

“I’ve had a lot of trouble with colts trying to take advantage of me before too, when I was in heat. Believe me, I know it sucks.” I nodded in agreeance, taking another sip of beer. “Well, at least until after I came out of the stable. You should probably consider it. It would make refusing mates a whole lot easier.”

I practically did a spit take. “I’m no lesbian!” I shouted.

And that’s when I realized something very wrong. I just said I wasn’t a lesbian instinctually. I was defending the fact that I didn’t like sleeping with mares. That I liked stallions... My face was beet red, but I only felt shame at it all.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Sure you are, hehe. Just like how you aren’t flagging me right now.” She pointed to my tail and I swiftly brought it back down. Again, the winking returned.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash came closer and her voice changed to a more serious, quiet one. “Listen, I can help you with that if you want. Have you been squirting?” I nodded slowly. “Oh, you’ve got it pretty bad then. Come on,” she said while motioning to the door. “Let me help you get some relief finally.”

I wanted to argue with her, but my body thought otherwise. I found myself trotting behind her as she entered the pitch black room.

I hesitated. Besides feeling extraordinarily horny, I felt something else. Some sort of inner tug telling me to leave and... go do something else. The deep wrenching in my stomach was evidence that I had forgotten something, but for the life of me, I just couldn’t remember.

“Hey, Dash... I think I should leave. I feel like I forgot to do something important.”

The light flipped on, and with it, my eyes expanded beyond a face of surprise. Rainbow Dash grinned at me as I saw her lying on the bed, legs spread, and mare hood winking at me. And that wasn’t all.

Along the walls, there were all sorts of different types of leather saddles, handcuffs, and about fifty different stallion-shaped dildos lining the walls. Each a different size, shape, and color. Some with flared tips and some with tapered. A few with ribbed edges looked especially pleasurable. Some that were strapped onto some leather underwear. And finally, there were a bunch that had big sacs of liquid hanging on the ends.

Squirt...

Straight onto the carpet, my juices went. Rainbow Dash chuckled a little bit.

“So what were you saying?” she asked, smiling at me in a sensual way.

I looked at her pussy which she was beginning to rub, and then back at the dildos. I found myself smiling too.

“Which one can we use first?”


Author's Note

Hehe, did you want more or something? You didn't want me to keep going, did you?

I'm kidding... but not really. Don't worry about waiting too long for another update. I'm actually surprised that this chapter took so long. Quite honestly, it's been done for about three days, it's just that I wanted my editor to get around to reading it.

Expect the next chapter very soon, and then, things are gonna get frisky.

Oh, and thanks for reading! Trust me, the wait will be worth it!

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