Chapter Four

In the beginning of time, there was said to be a man named Adam. We all know his story, of course. Man is given free domain over a place that could only be defined as pure nirvana. No pain, no suffering, but just a constant feeling of euphoric ecstasy. And when push came to shove, man lost out, or so the story goes. He was banished from the heavenly place for eating a forbidden fruit, and cast down to earth. This story sends a message about a man who lost it all. Everything he could have ever wished for, poof!, gone, just like that.

But how could a man lose the greatest thing in the universe, when he never had it in the first place?

I’m talking, of course, about the feeling of having a slippery tongue delve deep into your vagina as your partner’s moans soak into your clit, making you groan into her’s in turn. It was a wonderful feeling, the velvety muscle tracing the outlines of your slippery hole, while you tried as hard as you could to replicate the feeling upon her folds.

It didn’t take more than a few seconds for she and I to be caught in our ever enjoyable 69. In fact, I practically flung my ass at her muzzle and dove into her waiting crevice the moment I saw her splayed out on the sexiest bed I had ever seen in my entire life. I mean, she had an entire room dedicated to sex. Who does that? As I licked her insides clean with my tongue, my eyes wandered around like a kid in a candy store.

That’s right. I was a mare in a dildo store.

Long schlongs, wide dongs, ribbed cocks, vibrating sticks, double-ended schticks, gyrating penises, and strictly speaking from a first-timer’s point of view, the scariest of all: the dreaded, chainsaw dildo. I had to blink several times before truly understanding its magnificence. It had a big engine on the end that looked like it was ripped from a live chainsaw, and on each chink where a bladed rib would go, a short, fake tongue rested. It looked like a fucking monster, but I wanted nothing more than to rev it up, lower myself over it, and let it go to town on my pussy.

And the saddles. Oh my god. I never in my entire life felt the need to wear a leather saddle with stirrups. But for some reason--and I have no idea why--all I could think of was strapping it on as tight as I could and having somepony ride me till the cows come home. Maybe even have them wear those little spurred boot things and kick my dirty, naughty flanks once in awhile. The blinders and mouth-bits were pretty alluring too.

A shiver ran up my spine as I felt Dash suck on my clit. Her tongue kept bumping it up and down, sending me into a cascade of screams and shouts of incomprehensible pleasure. I was speaking a language I didn’t even know. Her tongue writhed and wriggled inside a tunnel I didn’t even have but for a day. She traced the outline of my secondary set of lips, taking great care to pass over my clit as slow as she possibly could, prolonging my ecstasy until it returned on the next pass.

It wasn’t until she began to hump my face that I realized I had ceased all of my own tongue movements in favor of moaning at the top of my lungs. She was sopping wet, and her winking only sent my stomach into a deep craving to suck on her clit till my face was splashed with a rewarding squirt. The wet button shot out one moment, only to be lapped at by me, and then went back, much to the mare’s disappointment. In between winks, she would hump her soaked crotch at my face and whimper for me to keep going, but I refused to. I would tease the hell out of her, and only when she was about to break, I would plunge in and send her spiraling over the edge.

And that’s when I felt it. In between the gentle strokes of her tongue and the pleasant breaths against my clit, I felt a growing tension within me. From the deepest, darkest pit inside, I felt a rise in pressure; one that threatened to explode if agitated any further.

“Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES, YES!!” I shouted, nearing my first ever female orgasm. Rainbow Dash’s mouth-muscle twirled around, dancing inside my vagina. Who ever knew that something could feel that good! The feeling grew and grew until finally...

Nothing.

“Huh?” I asked as the largest disappointment in my life overtook the expanding orgasm that teetered over the edge. It’s pleasantness began to dwindle down from the lack of stimulation, so I quickly threw my hoof down to my pussy and rubbed as fast as I could. But it was too late. Although masturbating was pleasurable, it couldn’t replace the feeling of a slimy, moist tongue jutting in and out of me.

“Rainbow Dash! Why did you stop!?” I lifted my head in a mixture of anger and lust. Though, from what I saw, I almost couldn’t blame her.

Squirt.

In front of me the cyan pegasus reared, a large purple dildo strapped onto some leather underwear she was wearing. It was about a foot and a half long, and it had ribbed sides along with a flared head. “You were saying?” she asked snidely.

I didn’t have a response. Instead, I flipped myself over onto the side of the bed so my feet were touching the floor and my stomach on the bed. I never really had much doggy style sex when I was a human, but as a pony, it just felt so right. Those animal instincts were like sexy magnets, always pulling you into what biology wants you to do. But oh god, did it feel right.

Suddenly, two hooves landed on either side of my chest, my mouth physically drooling as her fake member brushed in between my legs. I shuddered as I felt her pull away for a moment. My body shook and vibrated from anticipation, my marehood winking harder than it ever had. Her stallionhood prodded my entrance, trying to gather up my marecum before entering. Slowly she began to push in as I screamed in pleasure. I felt the first rib graze my clit and I let out another deep moan. I felt her stop.

Wait, what? No! Keep going, keep going. I whinnied and made other uncanny horse noises trying to gain her attention. She had to finish, she just had to. “K-keep going! Please!” I managed to shout despite the fact an inch of fake cock was inside of me.

I felt her pull out. No! What are you doing!? I NEED you! I tried to push my hips back to catch the penis, but it was too late. I could feel it slapping against my legs once again, nowhere near my third hole. “W-why?” I whimpered. “Why stop now?”

I was caught by surprise when I felt her nip at my ear playfully. “I’m sorry, did you want me to finish something?”

“YES!” My voice was loud, but I honestly couldn’t care less. I don’t care how or who, but I was going to get a good dicking in the next five minutes or else somepony was going to get hurt.

“Beg,” she said coldly.

I obliged. “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me right now! I’ll be your mareslut; I’ll be your whorse! Anything if you fuck me right now!” It worked obviously, as I felt her rear back again, her fake length disappearing from its current resting place. I let out a sigh of relief.

Once again, I felt the familiar prodding of her penis, but something felt off. She was aiming a little bit too high for my cunt, wasn’t she?

“Anything for you... Brian.”

She pushed in. You know how I said getting penetrated by Big Mac was the most painful experience of my life? Well, I was wrong. With one painful motion, Rainbow Dash thrusted the ribbed dildo as far up my ass as it could go, which probably amounted to a good foot and a few inches. I screamed in pain, seeing nothing but a searing white light that seemed to cloud my vision. She was slowly moving back and forth, humping my plothole and chuckling as she did so.

I felt cool tears run down my eyes as the stallion dick plunged in and out of me. It hurt like crazy. It stung like nothing before. My anus felt like it was on fire. My insides felt ripped apart.

...But it felt so good.

I moaned in pleasure as she took me in a place I had never been taken. Of course I had always wondered what it was like to be done in the rear end, but other than my own finger, I had never really explored the possibilities. It always looked so painful, which it was at first. But suddenly, it felt like I had been missing out on something my whole life!

My once tight, little star of an anus expanded around the shaft. It squeezed and squeezed on the rubbery material, contracting and moving on my command. On the way in, I loosened my grip, but on the way out, I tightened it as much as I could. At some points, it felt like I was getting torn apart, but others, it felt like it was keeping me together.

“Y-you’re... enjoying this?” came the scratchy voice from behind me. She continued to hump into me, much to my pleasure.

I let out a moan. “Yyyyyeeeesss,” I said, closing my eyes and raising my head.

“Ugh... how am I supposed to get payback if you like this?”

“W-well, I could give you h-head later if-f you want. OH GOD YES!” Her motions slowed down, only giving me more pleasure with each thrust.

“Hmmm... How about you just owe me a favor, and I can redeem it whenever I need it.”

I didn’t even need to think about it. “Deal, now fuck my pussy.” It was a command, but thankfully it worked. She pulled out, leaving an empty feeling inside my rectum, but it didn’t matter since I was greeted by a familiar prodding in my new, female area.

“Ready?” she asked.

“JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!”

With that, she shot in. All of the foot-and-a-half length buried into my backside. My inner walls convulsed and tightened around the member, consuming is as she penetrated me completely. And despite the fact that there was over a foot of length inside my body, it was only when her hips met my flanks that she was forced to stopped. God, how deep is that hole!?

It didn’t matter, though, because I was lost in a completely different world. Over and over again, her hips slammed into me, bringing wave after wave of pleasure as my insides were rubbed raw. On the way in, it felt as though I were complete. Whatever I had been missing had returned, and I never wanted to feel so empty again. But on the way out, it felt like my world was being taken away. Sometimes, I found myself physically whimpering as she pulled out, almost ready to cry for her to slam it back in. I tried to clench my walls as hard as I could to keep her inside, but regardless, I had to be satisfied with what I had.

Oh, and by the way, what was happening was absolute heaven. I thought that sex as a guy was great, but it’s insane how much better it could be. It’s indescribable! It’s fantastic! It’s spectacular! It’s like when you didn’t have a cell phone, you were like, “Why do I need a cell phone?”, but then you get one, and then you’re like, “Wow, how did I ever get along without one of these?”. It’s kind of like that, but with a vagina.

“Ooohh, oh, oh, ooooh,” I moaned as my whole body moved with her’s. My feminine moans sounded similar to something I would hear in a cheesy porno, or maybe when I had sex with my old girlfriend.

And that’s when it hit me. I, a man for his whole life until that morning, was bent over a bed and moaning at the top of his lungs as he’s getting fucked from behind. And I was enjoying it, too. I wasn’t making deals with myself to never do it again; I wasn’t doing it just to get rid of a feeling. I was doing it because it was all I could think about. All I wanted was to feel myself be pounded from the back as a shaft massaged my pussy, the flared tip hitting against my uterus every so often. Then, once I was screaming for more, the humping would stop with my stallion’s penis resting within me. And I would roll my eyes back, lift my muzzle up, and feel his head flare. My insides would be absolutely flooded with his masculine-smelling cream, putting out the fires within me as we both breathe heavily. And then, we would allow ourselves to rest, he on top of me, and me under him. I would remain filled for the rest of the night as we both fall asleep, my clam still stuffed with his erect stallionhood which would twitch every so often and send another tingle up my spine.

“OH MY GOD!” I screamed, my insides clenching on Rainbow Dash’s strap-on harder than it ever had before. My insides exploded, shooting liquid from my winking pussy. Since her length was still inside, though, most of it came out in a gush rather than a stream. I screamed and bucked my hips back to make sure the cock was fully penetrating my insides. Liquids that had been building up all day came squirting out of me, onto my partner and onto the floor. It kept coming and coming, as I kept cumming and cumming. I grunted in pleasure, waiting for a sensation I had never felt. The sensation of a white, creamy, delicious paste filling me up and impregnating me like the slut I was.

The feeling slowed down as I panted into the bed sheets. Every now and again, a little spark of pleasure would make me let out a small “Eep”, but it was nothing compared to my first female orgasm.

I felt Rainbow’s body slump down onto mine. “Wow... just, wow. I’ve never seen anyone squirt that much... I-I think you’re still going, too...” Her breath felt warm against my sweating body, but I was happy with it. I caught myself imagining that a stallion was the one inside and on top of me. “You must be in the worst heat I’ve ever seen... ever. Either that, or you’re just a firehose. Any other ponies think it’s weird that you make it rain more than a pegasi?”

I panted. “A-actually *breath* that was my first time... sorta.”

She laughed. “Oh yeah, you were a dude before. Hehe, this must be pretty fun for you.”

This time I laughed. “You have no idea.”

Using my long equine neck, I reached back and locked into a deep kiss with Rainbow. Our tongues danced around each other, exploring each other’s mouths for something we didn’t even know. Horse teeth were something I would have to get used to, but still, the alien feeling was still extremely erotic to me. I guess you could say I had a fetish for ponies. That’s for certain.

Knock knock.

Our lips broke off, a string of saliva--or come to think of it, maybe my cum--connecting our muzzles. “Huh?” I said before Rainbow Dash threw her hooves around my muzzle, shutting me up.

“Be quiet!” she hissed. I felt her trying to pull out of me, only to realize my vagina refused to let her go.

Hey! I wasn’t done with that!

“Oh no, oh no!” she chanted, a visible panic on her face. “You can’t be here! Not now!” She continued to tug, but I sure as hell wouldn’t give my rubber filling up that easily. “Come on, let it go already!”

I chuckled. “Nope.”

Knock, knock. “Rainbow Dash? Are you in there? Who are you talking to?”

She pulled on it harder, adamant on removing herself from the unbreakable clasp of my velvety walls. “Ugh, please, Brian! I just fucked you. What more do you want?”

“More. I want you to fuck me again and again, until I can’t think straight. And then I want you to fuck me some more and strap me in a saddle and put on horse blinders and nibble on my ear and hump me over and over until I scream like the little mareslut I am...”

Wow... did I just say that? Holy shit... I mean, I was thinking it, but... HOLY SHIT!

Rainbow Dash just looked at me with a look of curiosity and surprise. “You... you must be really horny...”

I sighed. “You have no idea.”

Knock, knock. “Rainbow Dash! Open the door.”

I heard the sound of a zipper unzipping, and Rainbow’s wings began to flutter. She flew herself out of the leather underwear, leaving me with the didlo still fitting snugly inside of my pussy, still milking it for the invisible semen it surely contained. “Under the bed,” she ordered. “Now.”

Giggling at her commanding attitude, I obliged and slunk down on the floor, laying on my stomach. It was a little dusty underneath her bed, but I couldn’t complain. Things were just starting to get exciting.

The room was nearly pitch-black, but I could see the faint image of four legs trotting into the next room. I heard the click of an unlocking door and the whoosh that followed with it.

“Rainbow, who were you talking to in there?”

“Me? I wasn’t talking to anypony. Yup, nopony here but me, hehe.”

“Then what were those voices?”

“Oh... um, that was just me... talking to myself?” The statement seemed more like a question than an answer.

“And moaning?”

“Well, you see, I was just...” She stopped mid-sentence, and I thought it had something to do with the sound of heavy nasal inhalation.

“Oh... I see. You were just beating around the bush with a little dirty talk, weren’t you?”

“Umm.”

“Petting the beaver? Stroking the box? Teasing the taco? Masturbating?”

“Yes?”

“Oh Rainbow, you naughty girl. It looks like mommy’s gonna have to teach you a lesson, won’t she.”

My eyebrows furrowed. Mommy?

Suddenly, the sound of two mares resonated in the room followed by the creaking of the bed above me. “Oh, you dirty filly. It’s time I finally taught you not to pleasure yourself... without me.” More creaking was followed by a stillness that seemed to culminate in the air. It was quiet for a moment. The only sound I could hear was my own breathing and the sound of lips smacking together. But it was only when I heard a low moan by the pegasus that just fucked me that I realized one set of lips was not on a pony’s face.

Lap, lap, lap. Suckle, suckle. Lap, lap lap. The pattern continued and so did the moaning. I felt like if I moved a muscle, the other mare would catch on to my presence, and Rainbow would hate me forever.

Regardless, I found myself masturbating. I moved the rubber dildo in and out of me, not exactly replicating the feeling of being mounted, but still pretty nice all the same. Her continued moaning was making me drip even more, and I felt myself rolling around on another small puddle on the floor. Part of me wanted to lick it up, but I continued to pump myself silly with the length, trying my best not to squeal with pleasure.

“Ah! Ah! Ah!” came a boyish voice above me. The bed creaked as Rainbow Dash orgasmed from her cunnilingus. It went on for a few moments, but eventually, the room was filled with the awkward panting of post-coital bliss.

“Are you feeling better, my little pony?”

“Y-yes, mother.” I stopped masturbating.

Wait, what?

“Good, now be a good little filly and return the favor, if you would be so kind.”

No, hold on a second. Go back.

“Yes, mother.”

The bed began to creak and over the edge of the bed came two cyan hooves. I watched as Rainbow Dash’s head poked out and she stared at me. I could see her mouth something, probably to do with the fact that she seemed to be giving oral to her own mother, but I couldn’t understand. She went back up, and from the sound of a squeal, went back down on her mother.

And that left me with me and my new best friends. Stifling a giggle, I slowly took out the dildo and slid myself onto my back. I edged closer until my legs were around one of her’s. Careful as to not startle the pony, I allowed my pussy to ever so slowly rubbing against her.

Oooh, this feels good. My clit rubbed against her, and my lips mashed themselves against her leg. She seemed a bit startled about it, but regardless, she kept her hoof there. Which was all great to me. I even felt her start to rub back a little bit so I didn’t have to arch my back in a weird way. It was pleasant, and my winking made it even more pleasurable, but still, something felt like it was missing.

I needed to be penetrated. I needed to feel that long member ram into me. I needed to be fucked.

My eyes looked down at the scene around my crotch. I almost let out a squeal of pleasure at the scene below me. Gone was my dick, and it was replaced with the top of some lips and a bright pink nub. It was really the first time I had seen it in action, and it only reaffirmed my love of having one of them. Just looking at it happen was erotic, let alone the feeling.

Rainbow Dash lifted her hoof and lowered it onto my crotch. Her rubbing became more vigorous and she would occasionally graze my new nipples. I couldn't contain my voice and I let out a very short, very quiet moan.

The creaking on the bed stopped.

“Rainbow...” the voice said. “Was that you?”

The room was silent for a moment. “Ahhhhh!” shouted the other voice as the bed started creaking again. Her moaning continued as I realized what she was doing. Acting as a sound buffer, she was giving me a little leadway to produce a little sound on my own. That clever mare.

Her hoof continued to rub when I suddenly had an epiphany. Her hoof was... pretty big. But how big exactly? My mind went into calculation mode comparing it to the dildo I had in one hoof, and Big Mac’s dick in the other. I mean, they seemed similar in size. Maybe a couple inches more girth-wise, but definitely... manageable.

Taking a chance, I reach over and grabbed her hind leg with my hooves. Instinctually, I led it to my waiting hole and pulled on her to lower it. At first, nothing happened. In fact, I had to spread my legs apart and pull my lips as far as I could before I felt something. Thankfully I had enough lubricant for an elephant because slowly, the hoof began to slip in.

Blind, searing white. That’s all I could see as one of Rainbow Dash’s hind-hooves plunged into my cunt. A whole hoof inside of me, wearing my body like I was a shoe. It felt like my hole was ripping a little bit, but I shrugged it off, instead focusing on the carnal pleasure in my crotch. I remember doing this to Trixie last time I was here, but I had no idea that was what it felt like.

I was being hoofed.

Her movements were small, but I could feel every centimeter. My walls had reached their limit as to how far they could stretch, but it was enough. I could feel her fur tickling me on the inside and on the outside. Even that little hole where I pee from was feeling a little pleasure from the hair. I raised my rear a little bit more to allow her to go deeper, to which she happily obliged. My moaning was low, but it was being blocked out by the groaning of Rainbow and her... mother I guess? Quite honestly I didn’t know for sure, and it might be a common thing for fillyfoolers to take on a little mother/daughter role play.

For the second time that day, I felt the walls of my sex clench down, this time milking a living body part for its semen. Too bad semen doesn’t come from hooves as well. I stifled a scream and road out my orgasm while the mare on the bed seemed to be doing the same.

The room was silent once again, but the smells screamed louder than I could possibly imagine. I’m pretty sure I positively reeked of sex. I felt Rainbow move and slowly pull out her hoof which had gone about five inches into my vagina. It felt like I was missing something, but regardless, I was satisfied.

I waited a few minutes until I could hear the plain sound of snoring coming from above me. Slowly, I scooted across my puddle and stood up. I could barely not “D’aaaw” at what I saw in front of me. Rainbow and a yellowish mare layed on the bed, embracing each other tightly. She was an earth pony with a heart and milk bottle as a cutie mark. She had a regular brown mane and didn’t look anything like Rainbow Dash herself. She could have been her mother, but I doubted it.

Smiling, I began to trot over to the wall and pick something up that caught my eye earlier. I let out a yawn, took it, and went into the main room of the house, laying on the lone green sofa.

I stuck the vibrator as deep as I could into my pussy and set it on the lowest setting. My body relaxed as the sensitive vibrations and rumbles sent shivers up and down my spine.

Ahh, this is the best.

Keeping it in, I rested my head on a pillow and closed my eyes. I fell asleep, satisfied, pleasured, well on my way to my third orgasm of the night, and dreaming of chainsaw dildos.

Author's Note

Hey folks, before I say anything, check out this story. It's written by my editor, and if you like this story, I'm sure you'll love that one as well.

Anyway, thanks for reading, and I hope that this chapter satisfied any itches you were having. I'm sorry I couldn't get it out faster, but you know how life goes, sometimes there just isn't enough time to do the things you want to do. I'll try my best to get another update out in the next few days.

Oh, and (Not So) Banned From Equestria was featured on Equestria After Dark. I'm not exactly sure how it stacks up to being featured on a website like EQD, but I consider it to be a compliment. Thanks, you guys, for being so awesome!