Castle Crashing

"Okay, Blue to the boutique with you!" Orange said, moving him out the way with his sword. "The rest of us, we're looting!"

"YEAH!" Red and Green shouted, raising their swords in the air.

"Fine, fine." Blue muttered as he walked to town, unarmed.

Blue knocked on the door.

"Come in, darling." A posh voice sounded from inside. Easier done then said, let's see how this carries on. He thought to himself as he opened the door.

"Hello." He said waving, trying to get the pony's attention.

"Oh, hello dar- ARGH!" The white unicorn screamed, dropping her materials and needles.

"Wow," he said, raising his hands. "No problems here, no problems here; we cool?"

"Do you mean; we are on an agreement of staying calm around each other?" The unicorn said, picking up the various materials and needles.

"You could say it like that, yes." Blue said, lowering his hands.

"So; what are you anyway?" She spoke again, sounding slightly worried; placing the materials down on a table.

"..." He held his chin, then shrugged.

"You have no idea what you are?"

"I do, but I'm thinking of a way of explaining it without sounding crazy."

"Darling," the unicorn said, coming closer. "There is a lot of crazy things here."

"Okay, well," he said, backing off a bit. "I'm...I'm..."

"What? A timber-wolf in a different form? A genie?" She questioned, moving closer. "A human who got here through a portal because it was there?"

How do these things know what a human is? I haven't seen one! "What's a human?" He questioned nervously, backing off again.

"A ape-like creature with no hair and for some reason, always wears clothes." The unicorn said, almost dancing around the boutique; grabbing different materials. "They usually come here because of wishes and such."

What are we then? Say something you fool! A timber-thing maybe? no, no. Rug rat? No. An Horizon? No, no. Risers? Sounds pretty cool, go with it, hold on; no, too cool. Crasher? No. Castle Crasher? We've ran out of options, fine fine. "Well, I'm a Castle Crasher."

"A Castle Crasher?" She questioned, stopped spinning around. "What's that?"

"A bit like a human except we have magic."

"Like levitation?"

"More like fire, ice, poison, electricity."

"Electricity?"

"Like lightening."

"Oh, okay; so...wait, fire?"

"Yes, fire... why?"

The unicorn lunged at Blue, pinning him and aiming her at him. "You set the hay bale on fire?" Her horn was lighting up.

"No, no, no, no, no!" He said, shaking his hands.

"Then what did?!" She still wouldn't get off. Damn, she's heavy!

"I don't know!" He shouted, trying to wriggle out from under her hooves.

"You do! Tell me!"

"I," he reached into his suit and grabbed a handle of something. "Do," he pulled it to slightly loosen it. "Not," he unsheathed it quietly. "KNOW!" He screamed, pulling out a ice club and whacking the mare across the face.

"ARGH!" The pony screamed as it was thrown across the room.

Blue got up and let the ice club melt away in his hands. "Now, I would like to buy a few suits." He said, standing tall. That sounded awesome!

Orange, Red and Green darted across the roofs of the houses. Orange dragged his sword behind him, leaving a faint line as he ran on.

As Red and Green dived into the different houses, Orange kept going until he found one where a window was open. Using the gutter as a trapeze, he swung through the window; using his sword, he dug it through the wall and causing himself to stop suddenly.

Picking himself up, he saw he was in a nursery with two little kids staring at him, frozen with toys in their hands.

"Hi kids," he chuckling menacingly. "Watch this," he engulfed himself in flames and walked out of the nursery door.

He heard the kids crying inside the room and he smiled, shutting off the flames, looking for any room.

He laid his eyes on a master bed room. Jackpot!

As he walked in, no one or no thing was in there. Leaving your kids unattended? With an insane Russian around? Very idiotic of you.

There was a king sized double bed, fitted with drawers. A set of drawers at the far side of the room, two windows by the sides of the bed, a wardrobe and a dresser.

"Okay," he muttered to himself. "Money, money, money; where art thou money?"

After raiding the wardrobe, the dresser and the bed, he found: a bottle of cider, a ton of make-up, about a sixty pieces of gold pieces and plenty of clothes... fit for horses.

The only thing left was the drawers; throwing them open, he found a hat and a wallet. Inside the wallet was about fifty more of those gold pieces and some receipts.

"Okay, this is good."

Red was the first to dive into a house, he had jumped down from the roof and kicked in the door. Three ponies screamed as he did: a mare and two stallions.

"Please, stay calm," he spoke in a calm voice. "I don't want to ruin what your magic doctors has done to your looks." He said, walking around.

"What are you?" The mare squeaked at him.

"I am the devil himself." He cackled. "Now, can I please have your currency?"

"What makes you the devil?!" One of the stallions raised to his hooves, he had a white coat, black hair and had a very large wing span.

"What makes you a pony?" He snapped back.

"That I am one." The pony growled, stepping forward.

"Same with me." Red said, taking a step back.

"You are saying you are the devil just because you are him?" Stepping forward again.

"Well, you used the same excuse when I asked you." He grinned, stepping back again.

"But you can see I am a pony, what makes you the devil?" He muttered loudly, walking towards Red.

"THIS!" He shouted, bending down on one knee and firing a bolt of lightening at him, frying the stallion.

"ARGH!" The other screamed.

"Now, money please."

Green smashed through a window, glass spraying everywhere. Bad thing was, he kicked himself right into a child's birthday party.

"Uhhh..." Green muttered. "Hi?"

"ARGH!" They screeched in response.

One out of the group shouted. "Some-pony help us!"

"Incoming!" A scream came from behind the window.

"Huh?" Green turned around just in time to see a pony looking like a neon light crashing into him.

He fell to the ground, being thrown across the wooden floor; he got up dazed and ran back to the pony that struck him. Green delivered an uppercut, diving the pony into the air but before she could hit the roof, she turned; kicking him in the face. He got knocked back but managed to keep his balance.

Green ran forward again and jumped into a kick but the pony used her wings like a shield and he smacked into it. As he front flipped to keep on balance the mare unfolded her blue wings.

"Okay, pony; let's dance." Green said, spitting onto the floor.

"Name's Rainbow." She said, copying Green, she spat on the floor.

The Pegasus flew straight at him and held out her hooves in the blink of a hawk's eye, Green couldn't react. He got smashed in the chest.

"You are very weak, monster." 'Rainbow' said.

"Funnily, you can't make a weapon out of your words, lesbo." He grinned and threw himself forward.

He swung his entire arm to the pony's face but she ducked, he tried to punch her face but she moved back at incredible speeds.

He moved forward again, forming a few knifes out of green mist. He lunged forward again, he faked a punch and as she moved back; he threw one of the knifes, changing her in the chest. He walked over to her body.

"Too slow." He muttered.

"Funnily," she imitated Green's voice. "you can't make a weapon out of your words, lesbo." Green just chuckled.

"Open wide!" He said, throwing a knife near her head, missing.

"You missed!" 'Rainbow' laughed.

"I know." He twisted his wrist and the knife sticking out of the floor burst into green smoke. "Adios!" He said, diving out the broken window.

"Uh-oh!" Blue shouted out loud, he ran from the boutique. Through the open door, various needles, pins and metal pieces were being thrown at him.

"How much did we all get?" Orange said, standing proud.

"Uh, I couldn't order the suits."