Castle Crashing

"Wait, you didn't order the suits?" Green stepped forward, pushing Orange out the way.

"I couldn't." Blue said, sinking into his place on the log.

"How couldn't you?" Orange said, steeping forward, pushing Green back.

"I might of angered the designer." Blue said. "So, how did the raids go?"

"I might of almost burnt down a nursery and some children's innocence."

"I gave some dude the electric chair."

"I fought a rainbow colored mare at a kid's party who I poisoned." After Green finished, every person turned around to look at him. "What? Orange almost burnt down a nursery and got some kids to piss their pants!"

"Yeah," Red said. "But that's Orange."

"Yeah." Blue replied.

"Yeah."  Orange said grumpily, putting his hands on his hips.

"Red, you killed someone!" Green protested, raising his hand towards the person in question.

"I didn't know if I did."

"You said you gave him 'the electric chair'!"

"The electric chair doesn't always kill people."

"Hold on!" Orange shouted. "What the hell is that?"

As red and Green shut up, the sound of angry mutters and footsteps sounded from a pathway.

"Guys...who led them back here?" After Blue said that, a boom sounded in the sky.

"I think I know." Green said, standing up; he readied his sword and formed his knifes.

"What are you doing?" Red said, turning to Green.

"I'm just saying this once; pony up boys!" From all the confused looks he got, he added. "It means 'ready up'"

"Oh." They all said in unison.

"Okay, I got this." Red said, picking up his sword and molded a machete made of lightening in his hands.

"We got this!" Orange shouted, grabbing his sword and crafted a throwing star.

"Fine, we got this." Blue replied, throwing his sword into his hands. He formed another sword into his other hand, except this one was more thin and had brown leather around the handle.

The foot steps go louder and louder, the mutters angrier and angrier.

"You think they got pitchforks and torches?" Orange chuckled.

"You seriously had to make a Frankenstein joke? Blue said, letting the blades of his swords touch the floor.

"Yes. Why did you have to screw up with the suits?" Orange argued, crossing his arms with the red star near his heart.

"Why did you have to scare those kids to death?" Blue pointed at him with the thin sword.

"Why did you have to anger the designer?"

"Why did you have to almost burn do a nursery?"

"Why did you-"

"LADIES!" Green screamed, letting his sword's tip touch the floor. "Can we please fight these ponies, then argue?"

"Fine." They both muttered.

They adopted their fighting stances again.

The murmurs got more violent and the footsteps got more louder.

"CHARGE!" They all ran forwards before being frozen in place.

"What the hell?!" Orange shouted, he rubbed at his suit, trying to get the purple stuff off.

"What in the hell?!" Red screamed, trying to stab his way out of the purple stuff but nothing happened.

"Seriously, what in the-" Blue was cut off by his vocal cords and lungs were stuck into place, as they turned grey.

And there stood the statue of the knights, ready for a battle that never comes.