Hi there my name is agent…well there's nothing after that really but i like the name agent give's me a feel of protection any way there was some thing that had to be kept a close guarded secret you wanna know okay well here it is i watch the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and well now i'm kinda here in the world of motherfucking techno colored pony's i guess you could call it R&R i mean i was only protecting pacific city and just when i was about to finish off the leader of a gang boom a magic vortex fucking suck's my ass through and spat me out in the everfree any way i'm 26 years old i'm an agent for pacific city or ponyville i guess…