The agent is here!

"eh make it about 20% cooler- rainbow dash

"Ash How In The Name Of Santa Did You Know That, I Have Not Told Anyone" i asked my now new hated friend while me and my dog had found a cave i had stopped talking to ash until i had set a proper camp fire,makeshift tent,and a dog that was sleeping and it was thundering outside "well i can kinda see your memories, you remember it i see it" ash replied i was not happy with this one bit, my personal memories are being looked at by a girl who was somehow bounded to me when she was shot in the head now she will somehow 'help' me in this situation but it was about noon when i woke up so i put out the fire and picked up my dog running at super agent speeds i reached the castle by 12:10 ha! it takes me 10-20 minuets to get to canterlot but it takes pony's 1-2 days haha! i'm faster i told my dog to bark if it saw anypony come to look i started assassin creeding my way up the wall when i was over the wall i was met with a court house with...Thunder Lane!? dafuq is he doing here then i saw celestia and a wooden thing with a angled blade attached to a string, two word's ran through my head "save him" but i wanted to know what he was in there for first

so i did good thing i can read lips! wait he was in for breaking and entering on his own family members house just because he left something there?, probably something important there i saw the package he was eyeing the entire time that had his name on it and what looked like a few documents okay know i have to know what he's here for so i kinda broke through the window grab'd the package broke his chains and grab'd him running from the court house and back over the wall with Thunder lane in my arms i picked my dog up and laid her on top of thunder lane i was running for ponyville, Wait bad idea to the Batcave! the cave i was at earlier needed a name so i'm calling it the batcave, anyway thunder lane had passed out at some point because at when we got to the BatCave and i laid him down he was drooling i decided to keep watch guns ready for any thing i heard a hoof step as if somepony was trying to get up i looked back and saw Thunder lane trying to get up i rushed over to help but he shrunk back "Hey your thunder lane right?" i asked his ears shot up and he looked at me the answer was a simple "yeah" which followed his next question "how did you know my name?" he asked oh shit quick lie! "i...uh rainbow dash told me you where a good friend" i lied through my teeth he smirked "So rainbow dash is keeping an eye on me huh?" he yet again asked with a glint in his eye i was drawn to it "um...not exactly no ok look that was a lie she didn't send me at all i was coming to speak to princess celestia and then i saw you celestia and angled blade and i figured that you needed help but she did mention you name when we talked (a lie)" i said the last bit about her mentioning his name a lie

"so whats you name?" he asked i was silent i didn't have a name i don't know my name "hey! agent i just looked at your memories your real name is clover!" ash yell'd in my head i sent a thanks to her "my name's clover nice to meet you" i held out my hand he was nerves i could tell from his body language but he put his hoof into my hand and i shook it "so clover where did you come from?" he asked well then i guess i should have expected that one "i uh i can't tell you too many painful memories" i said while using my elevated hearing to seek out a noise coming from ponyville it was disturbing but i knew that sound wait that's...gunfire?! but how? ponys don't know how to make gun's!,i told Thunderlane where i was going he nodded i picked up my rifle,pistol,and MAG explosive device's and ran reaching Ponyville in eight minutes or less don't matter

i just needed to get back to ponyville

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i stared three more agents there in ponyville firing on pony's i pulled my rifle and open'd fire i saw the CMC the agents took aim "Oh hell NO you Fuckers!!!" i yelled as i took one agent to the ground the others tried to pull me off but it was a lost cause i pulled out my pistol and shot a round to the helmet not enough to kill but to shock the agent the other two finally pulled me off i struggled i stepped on one of the agents foot breaking it he let go god i love being level five i took my right fist and punched the other agent did i mention i had the PREDATOR musical playing? LOL anyways the agent i had punched was on the ground i picked him up by the mask and snapped his neck 1 down 2 to go the one that had a broken foot was still hopping around i drew my pistol and clear'd the magazine i reloaded 2 down 1 to go the last one had gotten up and fired off a few rounds before i knocked him to the ground enough to knock him out and then i heard scootaloo "That Was Awesome" she yelled i turned she saw me she froze as if she had seen a ghost or something i walked towards her i went down to one knee and spoke softly into her ear "tell twilight what you just saw and say the agent wants to talk to her about a pegasi known as Thunderlane okay?" i asked she just nodded i went back over to the agents i picked their dogtags off there necks i picked up a piece of string and tied it around my wrist and the other agents wrist's  to mine i started the run back to the cave