The agent is here!by coldrunnerChapterswait i'm on equestria?On Ward To Ponyville! or canterlotThunder Lane Watch u doin here!?wait i'm on equestria?so you came to hear my story did you alright iv'e got the time to spare (WARNING THE FOLLOWING CONTAIN'S adult humor,crude and explicit talk viewer discretion is advised!) oh and feel free to talk directly to me in the comment's back to the story!, okay here's what went down i was about to kill the leader of the cell but before i could jump i hear something open behind me then i got sucked up and spat out and let me tell you getting thrown out one-hundred feet in the air is fun a long as you can glide but my bio-suit had locked up on me and Falling is not fun! i hit the ground like a fucking rag doll! and with a pretty loud thump too thank god i'm lvl.5 when my armor finally after a good twenty minutes unlocked i picked my self up and picked up my weapons which where the ultra assault and an HMG (Heavy Machine Gun) a few MAG explosives's and a 50. sniper rifle that's it. but besides being in the everfree yes i remember stuff from the show, and remembering that the everfree is a little like earth put me in a state of okay this is my place not the inhabitant's place i did a quick inventory check ipod check wall charger check charger check guns check inventory check check! hehehe see what i did there? anyways with everything intact and in working condition i decided that it would be a good time to see if i couldn't find fluttershy's home and find the road to ponyville to find canterlot but i'm probably going to walk there due to the fact that i'm a human in a full suit of bio-wear and strength and agility so running there is an other option gliding maybe if i can find a suitable base jump and forbid that rainbow dash see's me when i do now don't get me wrong i like rainbow dash and her friends but it be like me at a motherfucking gun manufacturing facility she would get so excited at the site of a Grade-A ass kicking machine that it would probably be in vein to run away from the infamus RD and the forever partying pinkie pie as they would catch me in 10 seconds flat or less but any way's, as i started to move again i heard a rustling to my left and a low growl i raised my weapon and checked the magazine okay full mag and one in the chamber right let's hopefully not have to kill something in the everfree just to be safe i switched the safety on just in case i got trigger happy on the thing in the bushes ,anyway i approached the bush to see a baby wolf alone,scared,and hurt i got the idea of training it to be my dog as soon as i could but that come's later if i can't find fluttershy then this pup might not make it luckily we had one thing in common, hunger wait oh shit this wolf needs fucking milk dammit i really wanted an excuse to pull the trigger on my gun so i picked up the pup it was asleep or at least looked like it god forbid this pup be dead when i picked it up it looked at me i took of my helmet to show that i was friendly and could care for it apparently it took that as an invite to go back to sleep in my hand the fact that i now had to keep this pup alive it me like a fucking ton of bricks! i was good at keeping people safe but a wolf? i'm a soldier not a fucking care taker for animals that job go's to fluttershy man i wish i could just find her already i would stay long enough to see that the wolf at least got better then i would set out to the castle wait, i'm in the clearing from when the CMC was here trying to get their cutie mark's but then they ran into that cockatrice...oh shit but that would mean that fluttershy's house is north of here so i set out north i came to a river i wanted to jump over it but i would probably wake the pup up in the process but i did it anyways and to my shock the pup did not wake so i made a mad sprint for fluttershy's house as it came into site i turned on my ipod it had my dads most like'd song on it (listen to it here) with that out of the way and the pup still in my hands i saw her, fluttershy i guess she heard or saw me hit the dirt with my knees or both and thank god for her helping animals without thinking because she took the wolf and me inside i looked the animals confused and scared either because one of the animals fluttershy just dragged in was omnivore or because she just pulled in a meat eating wolf i don't know but i heard her say something among the words of "bad" "Angel' and "Twilight" i saw a white figure jump out of the door then i saw her walk over to me i pointed to the wolf and nodded my head i held a thumbs up to let her know i'm okay she nodded and went to help the wolf i watched her work stiching,mending, n' dressing the wounds with something i also caught some more talking coming from outside i turned to see the rest of the gang walk in pinkie beat everybody to she began inspecting me for some reason, i caught the entire sentence this time "hey fluttershy whats this thing it looks cool and fun and-" she was cut off by twilight's hoof going into her mouth by this time i had started the next song listen here Youtube Video fluttershy turned to talk to the rest of her friends i turned off the music for a little to listen in "guys i don't know what it is or why it came here or how it even knew that i would help its hurt pup" fluttershy said faster than she normally would talk "yes the thing is dreaded i mean look at the color! grey" rarity said making a sound and face of Do.Not.Want or disgust either one rainbow dash approached me i looked up she gave a small smile she couldn't tell but inside this bio-suit i was smiling, when she put her hoof's on my helmet and lifted it shocked me to say the least i reached up and pulled her hoofs down nodding a no she frowned that was until i brought my hands up and pulled the helmet off only for a few quick seconds though i didn't want her saying that i was just wearing a suit so i made a sentence on paper simple saying "Don't tell your friends that this is just a suit" she read it looked at me and nodded an okay, i stood to my full length giving little shock to rainbow dash and fluttershy the rest of the group was a funny site though they gasped and there eye's went wide rarity fainted, i walked over to the pup to see how it was doing, it got up and jump'd at me landing in my arms safe and sound. On Ward To Ponyville! or canterlotWith the pup in my hand's and me outside i was brushing the top of his or her's back it was sleeping now, i looked to him/her the mane six where talking to each other i wanted to get some where and i wanted to get there now even if i had to stay here out side or inside "hey agent are you going to go anywhere anytime soon?" a voice said the word dafuq run through my head my helmet was buzzing apparently the com's had come on at sometime carefully i put the pup on the ground and walked over the the dog and forward, the buzzing grew it got so loud that i had to take my helmet off "ahhh!" i screamed my knees hitting the ground i grab'd my helmet and put it back on the buzzing had stopped but my ears where bleeding a lot too, i got up and walked over to the pup who had awoken when i screamed, the mane six came running outside looking at me like i was crazy i took this moment to run inside and grab two cotton ball's and run to the bathroom and locking the door i took off my helmet and treated the ear bleeding properly and with that out of the way i started cleaning up the mess i put my helmet back on first then i started draining the blood that was in the in the sink i walked out into the living room twilight tapping her hoof i looked in between the six of them pinkie pie ran up to me and sat down like a dog would i reached down and ruffled her mane a bit she rolled over exposing some parts i'd rather not see but if she wanted a belly rub i guess i would give her one so i began rubbing her tummy though i would cast my glance south sometimes i guess i'm bisexual with ponies hmm who knew, when i stopped she rolled back to the sitting position i scratched her behind the ear her hoof going up and down like a dog's foot would i stopped and she jumped tackling me to the ground and began licking me, i pushed her off and got up and walked back out side my dog jumped at me, so i picked her/him you know what lets check i flip'd it over, Female yup female whoo! just like me yes i always wanted a female dog i reached up on my helmet to play a song from my Ipod only to be stopped by an invisible force i try'd against it, no luck eventually i was pulled back into the cottage and drop'd to the ground twilight stood over "What are you and where did you come from" she asked ughh! questions make my brain hurt! i got up and faced her "i'm an agent for pacific city and the most bad ass thing alive as for where i came from that's classified information" twilight looked at me with a cocked eye brow "whats an agent and whats pacific city?" she asked yet another question "a agent is what the agency came up with to handle the gang's that constantly killed,harm'd,stole,and last but not least they controlled three major parts that made up pacific city so when we where made they sent us to take them out by any means that we saw fit for them as for Pacific city it's where i grew up it's where i became a peacekeeper and its also where i became an agent and its also where my father died and my mother so do you have any other questions?" i asked the six stared at me in horror "you mean y you killed other things?!" twilight asked i laid down my guns and said "Yes.I.Did" the six stared even more at my weapons my answer was cold and dark but they asked they got an answer i picked up my guns and walked back outside and down the road to ponyville angry,tired,and sad my dog behind me i went on walking eventually i got to town when i showed up everypony was looking at me and my dog i didn't care i found the train station "how may i-" the ticket vendor looked at me "i need a ride to canterlot" i said "okay that will be 200 bits please" the vendor stated "Fuck my life i need a job" i just walked away well look's like i'm running i thought i picked my dog hmm she needs a name i'll let you guys decide! i picked my dog up and started walking then jogging then sprinting if i didn't reach canterlot by night fall then i'll just have to put up with it "Hello agent can you hear me?" there's that same voice from fluttershy's house "hello?" i asked "ahh agent its about time we talk" the voice said "Who are you and why can't i see you?" i asked the voice "whoa slow down there the reason you can't see me is because i'm bounded to you and only you can hear me and my name is ash and i died when you where six" ash said i stopped dead in my track's a flash back playing in my mind **** i was six and it was my birthday i heard a gun shot and a girl screaming then a gurgling of blood "daddy what was that?!" i asked scared "i don't know sweetie" my dad said then another gun shot and another both my parents gone,dead,killed the realization of the whole thing was like a major mind fuck to me i dropped to my knees and cried over my dead parents then the flash back ended **** Thunder Lane Watch u doin here!?"eh make it about 20% cooler- rainbow dash "Ash How In The Name Of Santa Did You Know That, I Have Not Told Anyone" i asked my now new hated friend while me and my dog had found a cave i had stopped talking to ash until i had set a proper camp fire,makeshift tent,and a dog that was sleeping and it was thundering outside "well i can kinda see your memories, you remember it i see it" ash replied i was not happy with this one bit, my personal memories are being looked at by a girl who was somehow bounded to me when she was shot in the head now she will somehow 'help' me in this situation but it was about noon when i woke up so i put out the fire and picked up my dog running at super agent speeds i reached the castle by 12:10 ha! it takes me 10-20 minuets to get to canterlot but it takes pony's 1-2 days haha! i'm faster i told my dog to bark if it saw anypony come to look i started assassin creeding my way up the wall when i was over the wall i was met with a court house with...Thunder Lane!? dafuq is he doing here then i saw celestia and a wooden thing with a angled blade attached to a string, two word's ran through my head "save him" but i wanted to know what he was in there for first so i did good thing i can read lips! wait he was in for breaking and entering on his own family members house just because he left something there?, probably something important there i saw the package he was eyeing the entire time that had his name on it and what looked like a few documents okay know i have to know what he's here for so i kinda broke through the window grab'd the package broke his chains and grab'd him running from the court house and back over the wall with Thunder lane in my arms i picked my dog up and laid her on top of thunder lane i was running for ponyville, Wait bad idea to the Batcave! the cave i was at earlier needed a name so i'm calling it the batcave, anyway thunder lane had passed out at some point because at when we got to the BatCave and i laid him down he was drooling i decided to keep watch guns ready for any thing i heard a hoof step as if somepony was trying to get up i looked back and saw Thunder lane trying to get up i rushed over to help but he shrunk back "Hey your thunder lane right?" i asked his ears shot up and he looked at me the answer was a simple "yeah" which followed his next question "how did you know my name?" he asked oh shit quick lie! "i...uh rainbow dash told me you where a good friend" i lied through my teeth he smirked "So rainbow dash is keeping an eye on me huh?" he yet again asked with a glint in his eye i was drawn to it "um...not exactly no ok look that was a lie she didn't send me at all i was coming to speak to princess celestia and then i saw you celestia and angled blade and i figured that you needed help but she did mention you name when we talked (a lie)" i said the last bit about her mentioning his name a lie "so whats you name?" he asked i was silent i didn't have a name i don't know my name "hey! agent i just looked at your memories your real name is clover!" ash yell'd in my head i sent a thanks to her "my name's clover nice to meet you" i held out my hand he was nerves i could tell from his body language but he put his hoof into my hand and i shook it "so clover where did you come from?" he asked well then i guess i should have expected that one "i uh i can't tell you too many painful memories" i said while using my elevated hearing to seek out a noise coming from ponyville it was disturbing but i knew that sound wait that's...gunfire?! but how? ponys don't know how to make gun's!,i told Thunderlane where i was going he nodded i picked up my rifle,pistol,and MAG explosive device's and ran reaching Ponyville in eight minutes or less don't matter i just needed to get back to ponyville *** i stared three more agents there in ponyville firing on pony's i pulled my rifle and open'd fire i saw the CMC the agents took aim "Oh hell NO you Fuckers!!!" i yelled as i took one agent to the ground the others tried to pull me off but it was a lost cause i pulled out my pistol and shot a round to the helmet not enough to kill but to shock the agent the other two finally pulled me off i struggled i stepped on one of the agents foot breaking it he let go god i love being level five i took my right fist and punched the other agent did i mention i had the PREDATOR musical playing? LOL anyways the agent i had punched was on the ground i picked him up by the mask and snapped his neck 1 down 2 to go the one that had a broken foot was still hopping around i drew my pistol and clear'd the magazine i reloaded 2 down 1 to go the last one had gotten up and fired off a few rounds before i knocked him to the ground enough to knock him out and then i heard scootaloo "That Was Awesome" she yelled i turned she saw me she froze as if she had seen a ghost or something i walked towards her i went down to one knee and spoke softly into her ear "tell twilight what you just saw and say the agent wants to talk to her about a pegasi known as Thunderlane okay?" i asked she just nodded i went back over to the agents i picked their dogtags off there necks i picked up a piece of string and tied it around my wrist and the other agents wrist's to mine i started the run back to the cave
wait i'm on equestria?so you came to hear my story did you alright iv'e got the time to spare (WARNING THE FOLLOWING CONTAIN'S adult humor,crude and explicit talk viewer discretion is advised!) oh and feel free to talk directly to me in the comment's back to the story!, okay here's what went down i was about to kill the leader of the cell but before i could jump i hear something open behind me then i got sucked up and spat out and let me tell you getting thrown out one-hundred feet in the air is fun a long as you can glide but my bio-suit had locked up on me and Falling is not fun! i hit the ground like a fucking rag doll! and with a pretty loud thump too thank god i'm lvl.5 when my armor finally after a good twenty minutes unlocked i picked my self up and picked up my weapons which where the ultra assault and an HMG (Heavy Machine Gun) a few MAG explosives's and a 50. sniper rifle that's it. but besides being in the everfree yes i remember stuff from the show, and remembering that the everfree is a little like earth put me in a state of okay this is my place not the inhabitant's place i did a quick inventory check ipod check wall charger check charger check guns check inventory check check! hehehe see what i did there? anyways with everything intact and in working condition i decided that it would be a good time to see if i couldn't find fluttershy's home and find the road to ponyville to find canterlot but i'm probably going to walk there due to the fact that i'm a human in a full suit of bio-wear and strength and agility so running there is an other option gliding maybe if i can find a suitable base jump and forbid that rainbow dash see's me when i do now don't get me wrong i like rainbow dash and her friends but it be like me at a motherfucking gun manufacturing facility she would get so excited at the site of a Grade-A ass kicking machine that it would probably be in vein to run away from the infamus RD and the forever partying pinkie pie as they would catch me in 10 seconds flat or less but any way's, as i started to move again i heard a rustling to my left and a low growl i raised my weapon and checked the magazine okay full mag and one in the chamber right let's hopefully not have to kill something in the everfree just to be safe i switched the safety on just in case i got trigger happy on the thing in the bushes ,anyway i approached the bush to see a baby wolf alone,scared,and hurt i got the idea of training it to be my dog as soon as i could but that come's later if i can't find fluttershy then this pup might not make it luckily we had one thing in common, hunger wait oh shit this wolf needs fucking milk dammit i really wanted an excuse to pull the trigger on my gun so i picked up the pup it was asleep or at least looked like it god forbid this pup be dead when i picked it up it looked at me i took of my helmet to show that i was friendly and could care for it apparently it took that as an invite to go back to sleep in my hand the fact that i now had to keep this pup alive it me like a fucking ton of bricks! i was good at keeping people safe but a wolf? i'm a soldier not a fucking care taker for animals that job go's to fluttershy man i wish i could just find her already i would stay long enough to see that the wolf at least got better then i would set out to the castle wait, i'm in the clearing from when the CMC was here trying to get their cutie mark's but then they ran into that cockatrice...oh shit but that would mean that fluttershy's house is north of here so i set out north i came to a river i wanted to jump over it but i would probably wake the pup up in the process but i did it anyways and to my shock the pup did not wake so i made a mad sprint for fluttershy's house as it came into site i turned on my ipod it had my dads most like'd song on it (listen to it here) with that out of the way and the pup still in my hands i saw her, fluttershy i guess she heard or saw me hit the dirt with my knees or both and thank god for her helping animals without thinking because she took the wolf and me inside i looked the animals confused and scared either because one of the animals fluttershy just dragged in was omnivore or because she just pulled in a meat eating wolf i don't know but i heard her say something among the words of "bad" "Angel' and "Twilight" i saw a white figure jump out of the door then i saw her walk over to me i pointed to the wolf and nodded my head i held a thumbs up to let her know i'm okay she nodded and went to help the wolf i watched her work stiching,mending, n' dressing the wounds with something i also caught some more talking coming from outside i turned to see the rest of the gang walk in pinkie beat everybody to she began inspecting me for some reason, i caught the entire sentence this time "hey fluttershy whats this thing it looks cool and fun and-" she was cut off by twilight's hoof going into her mouth by this time i had started the next song listen here Youtube Video fluttershy turned to talk to the rest of her friends i turned off the music for a little to listen in "guys i don't know what it is or why it came here or how it even knew that i would help its hurt pup" fluttershy said faster than she normally would talk "yes the thing is dreaded i mean look at the color! grey" rarity said making a sound and face of Do.Not.Want or disgust either one rainbow dash approached me i looked up she gave a small smile she couldn't tell but inside this bio-suit i was smiling, when she put her hoof's on my helmet and lifted it shocked me to say the least i reached up and pulled her hoofs down nodding a no she frowned that was until i brought my hands up and pulled the helmet off only for a few quick seconds though i didn't want her saying that i was just wearing a suit so i made a sentence on paper simple saying "Don't tell your friends that this is just a suit" she read it looked at me and nodded an okay, i stood to my full length giving little shock to rainbow dash and fluttershy the rest of the group was a funny site though they gasped and there eye's went wide rarity fainted, i walked over to the pup to see how it was doing, it got up and jump'd at me landing in my arms safe and sound.
On Ward To Ponyville! or canterlotWith the pup in my hand's and me outside i was brushing the top of his or her's back it was sleeping now, i looked to him/her the mane six where talking to each other i wanted to get some where and i wanted to get there now even if i had to stay here out side or inside "hey agent are you going to go anywhere anytime soon?" a voice said the word dafuq run through my head my helmet was buzzing apparently the com's had come on at sometime carefully i put the pup on the ground and walked over the the dog and forward, the buzzing grew it got so loud that i had to take my helmet off "ahhh!" i screamed my knees hitting the ground i grab'd my helmet and put it back on the buzzing had stopped but my ears where bleeding a lot too, i got up and walked over to the pup who had awoken when i screamed, the mane six came running outside looking at me like i was crazy i took this moment to run inside and grab two cotton ball's and run to the bathroom and locking the door i took off my helmet and treated the ear bleeding properly and with that out of the way i started cleaning up the mess i put my helmet back on first then i started draining the blood that was in the in the sink i walked out into the living room twilight tapping her hoof i looked in between the six of them pinkie pie ran up to me and sat down like a dog would i reached down and ruffled her mane a bit she rolled over exposing some parts i'd rather not see but if she wanted a belly rub i guess i would give her one so i began rubbing her tummy though i would cast my glance south sometimes i guess i'm bisexual with ponies hmm who knew, when i stopped she rolled back to the sitting position i scratched her behind the ear her hoof going up and down like a dog's foot would i stopped and she jumped tackling me to the ground and began licking me, i pushed her off and got up and walked back out side my dog jumped at me, so i picked her/him you know what lets check i flip'd it over, Female yup female whoo! just like me yes i always wanted a female dog i reached up on my helmet to play a song from my Ipod only to be stopped by an invisible force i try'd against it, no luck eventually i was pulled back into the cottage and drop'd to the ground twilight stood over "What are you and where did you come from" she asked ughh! questions make my brain hurt! i got up and faced her "i'm an agent for pacific city and the most bad ass thing alive as for where i came from that's classified information" twilight looked at me with a cocked eye brow "whats an agent and whats pacific city?" she asked yet another question "a agent is what the agency came up with to handle the gang's that constantly killed,harm'd,stole,and last but not least they controlled three major parts that made up pacific city so when we where made they sent us to take them out by any means that we saw fit for them as for Pacific city it's where i grew up it's where i became a peacekeeper and its also where i became an agent and its also where my father died and my mother so do you have any other questions?" i asked the six stared at me in horror "you mean y you killed other things?!" twilight asked i laid down my guns and said "Yes.I.Did" the six stared even more at my weapons my answer was cold and dark but they asked they got an answer i picked up my guns and walked back outside and down the road to ponyville angry,tired,and sad my dog behind me i went on walking eventually i got to town when i showed up everypony was looking at me and my dog i didn't care i found the train station "how may i-" the ticket vendor looked at me "i need a ride to canterlot" i said "okay that will be 200 bits please" the vendor stated "Fuck my life i need a job" i just walked away well look's like i'm running i thought i picked my dog hmm she needs a name i'll let you guys decide! i picked my dog up and started walking then jogging then sprinting if i didn't reach canterlot by night fall then i'll just have to put up with it "Hello agent can you hear me?" there's that same voice from fluttershy's house "hello?" i asked "ahh agent its about time we talk" the voice said "Who are you and why can't i see you?" i asked the voice "whoa slow down there the reason you can't see me is because i'm bounded to you and only you can hear me and my name is ash and i died when you where six" ash said i stopped dead in my track's a flash back playing in my mind **** i was six and it was my birthday i heard a gun shot and a girl screaming then a gurgling of blood "daddy what was that?!" i asked scared "i don't know sweetie" my dad said then another gun shot and another both my parents gone,dead,killed the realization of the whole thing was like a major mind fuck to me i dropped to my knees and cried over my dead parents then the flash back ended ****
Thunder Lane Watch u doin here!?"eh make it about 20% cooler- rainbow dash "Ash How In The Name Of Santa Did You Know That, I Have Not Told Anyone" i asked my now new hated friend while me and my dog had found a cave i had stopped talking to ash until i had set a proper camp fire,makeshift tent,and a dog that was sleeping and it was thundering outside "well i can kinda see your memories, you remember it i see it" ash replied i was not happy with this one bit, my personal memories are being looked at by a girl who was somehow bounded to me when she was shot in the head now she will somehow 'help' me in this situation but it was about noon when i woke up so i put out the fire and picked up my dog running at super agent speeds i reached the castle by 12:10 ha! it takes me 10-20 minuets to get to canterlot but it takes pony's 1-2 days haha! i'm faster i told my dog to bark if it saw anypony come to look i started assassin creeding my way up the wall when i was over the wall i was met with a court house with...Thunder Lane!? dafuq is he doing here then i saw celestia and a wooden thing with a angled blade attached to a string, two word's ran through my head "save him" but i wanted to know what he was in there for first so i did good thing i can read lips! wait he was in for breaking and entering on his own family members house just because he left something there?, probably something important there i saw the package he was eyeing the entire time that had his name on it and what looked like a few documents okay know i have to know what he's here for so i kinda broke through the window grab'd the package broke his chains and grab'd him running from the court house and back over the wall with Thunder lane in my arms i picked my dog up and laid her on top of thunder lane i was running for ponyville, Wait bad idea to the Batcave! the cave i was at earlier needed a name so i'm calling it the batcave, anyway thunder lane had passed out at some point because at when we got to the BatCave and i laid him down he was drooling i decided to keep watch guns ready for any thing i heard a hoof step as if somepony was trying to get up i looked back and saw Thunder lane trying to get up i rushed over to help but he shrunk back "Hey your thunder lane right?" i asked his ears shot up and he looked at me the answer was a simple "yeah" which followed his next question "how did you know my name?" he asked oh shit quick lie! "i...uh rainbow dash told me you where a good friend" i lied through my teeth he smirked "So rainbow dash is keeping an eye on me huh?" he yet again asked with a glint in his eye i was drawn to it "um...not exactly no ok look that was a lie she didn't send me at all i was coming to speak to princess celestia and then i saw you celestia and angled blade and i figured that you needed help but she did mention you name when we talked (a lie)" i said the last bit about her mentioning his name a lie "so whats you name?" he asked i was silent i didn't have a name i don't know my name "hey! agent i just looked at your memories your real name is clover!" ash yell'd in my head i sent a thanks to her "my name's clover nice to meet you" i held out my hand he was nerves i could tell from his body language but he put his hoof into my hand and i shook it "so clover where did you come from?" he asked well then i guess i should have expected that one "i uh i can't tell you too many painful memories" i said while using my elevated hearing to seek out a noise coming from ponyville it was disturbing but i knew that sound wait that's...gunfire?! but how? ponys don't know how to make gun's!,i told Thunderlane where i was going he nodded i picked up my rifle,pistol,and MAG explosive device's and ran reaching Ponyville in eight minutes or less don't matter i just needed to get back to ponyville *** i stared three more agents there in ponyville firing on pony's i pulled my rifle and open'd fire i saw the CMC the agents took aim "Oh hell NO you Fuckers!!!" i yelled as i took one agent to the ground the others tried to pull me off but it was a lost cause i pulled out my pistol and shot a round to the helmet not enough to kill but to shock the agent the other two finally pulled me off i struggled i stepped on one of the agents foot breaking it he let go god i love being level five i took my right fist and punched the other agent did i mention i had the PREDATOR musical playing? LOL anyways the agent i had punched was on the ground i picked him up by the mask and snapped his neck 1 down 2 to go the one that had a broken foot was still hopping around i drew my pistol and clear'd the magazine i reloaded 2 down 1 to go the last one had gotten up and fired off a few rounds before i knocked him to the ground enough to knock him out and then i heard scootaloo "That Was Awesome" she yelled i turned she saw me she froze as if she had seen a ghost or something i walked towards her i went down to one knee and spoke softly into her ear "tell twilight what you just saw and say the agent wants to talk to her about a pegasi known as Thunderlane okay?" i asked she just nodded i went back over to the agents i picked their dogtags off there necks i picked up a piece of string and tied it around my wrist and the other agents wrist's to mine i started the run back to the cave
